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This class is really an interesting composition.

In study, work and life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words after people's ideological consideration and language organization. What is the composition you have seen? The following are the interesting compositions I collected for this class. I hope I can help you.

This course is really interesting. I remember it was the first class on a Wednesday morning. The students came to the classroom early and brought their favorite treasures. Because Mr. Du said he would hold a treasure exhibition. As soon as the bell rang, Mr. Du came to the classroom and was very happy to see that many students had brought their own treasures. He said: "Students, the Jianbao exhibition will begin now. We watch each other and communicate with each other. Tell me why you like babies.

Later, I will go on stage to show my baby and introduce other people's baby. "When the teacher finished speaking, the classroom was like boiling water in a pot-boiling. The students are three together, five in a pile, watching and talking, so don't say happy. After a while, Teacher Du said, "Students, do you want to see the teacher's treasure? We can't wait to say "Yes! Take it out and let us have a look! " Teacher Du asked Yan to go to the office with him to get it. After a while, we saw Yan Duan bring half a basin of water, and Teacher Du carried a bulging bag. Teacher Du took out some stones from his bag, and we all laughed, thinking that this is your teacher Du's treasure? Teacher Du said, "Don't underestimate it! Although it is a stone, it is the second identical stone that can't be found in the world. Can be described as "chinese odyssey"! Look, "he said, picking up a small stone.

Hey, this little stone is really unusual, like an animal's head, with a pair of eyes and a small mouth on it. Very nice. What is particularly amazing is that the eyes in the right eye are protruding. Later, Mr. Du dipped the small stone in water and picked it up for us to see. This shocked everyone-the small stone was shining and really beautiful. Later, Mr. Du showed a big stone, which was also beautiful. Soaking in the water was like a wonderful landscape painting. Teacher Du introduced that he searched for several days by the Zhouhe River during his break to find these. Finally, Lillo took the stage to introduce the rocket model he bought when he visited Shenzhou 5 in Xichang. Pei Tianfeng introduced the shells and conchs that she found at the seaside when she was traveling in Hainan. Chen Yingjiao introduced the colored stones she found by the Zhouhe River ... The students learned a lot of treasures in this class, which was really interesting!

This course is really interesting. When the bell rang, we immediately ran into the classroom and started an interesting Chinese class.

I saw teacher Zhang holding a big cup, which contained more than half of the water. She put the cup on the platform and took out some eggs and a bag of salt.

"What medicine does Teacher Zhang sell in the gourd?" "What is Teacher Zhang going to do?" The students whispered noisily.

Everyone looked at teacher Zhang with puzzled eyes. Teacher Zhang said, "Students, today we are going to do an experiment. Guess what it is? "

The students raised their hands one after another. Some people say that this will happen if you put an egg in water. Others say that if you put an egg on a board and then pull it out, the egg will fall into the water. Others said ... Finally, Teacher Zhang told us that this was an experiment to make eggs float in the water.

I saw teacher Zhang carefully put the egg into the measuring cup, and the egg slowly sank to the bottom. Teacher Zhang asked us, "Does anyone know how to make eggs float?" The students raised their hands one after another, some said that the eggs should be boiled, and some said that the water should be heated. After listening to our answer, Teacher Zhang didn't speak. She put some salt into the water with a spoon, but she saw the eggs shaking slightly in the water. Then she added a few spoonfuls of salt and the eggs slowly hung in the water. After adding some salt, the eggs float on the water.

"How did the eggs come up?" "It's amazing." The students are talking like chirping birds again.

Teacher Zhang calmed us down and explained, "The buoyancy of water is the weight of the liquid discharged by the object. When the proportion of salty water increases, the buoyancy also increases, and the eggs can float. If you are interested, you can check it online. "

I found out after looking it up on the Internet that the density of water is less than that of eggs, so the eggs sink to the bottom of the water. When the density of salty water increases, it is greater than that of eggs, and the eggs will float on the water. I see. I suddenly realized.

This is really an interesting lesson.

This course is really interesting. There was a ring at the bell Teacher Zhang walked into the teacher with a smile on her face. Strangely, she has two eggs in her hand, which makes everyone confused.

Teacher Zhang revealed the answer: "Let's compare this class and see who is the Hercules." Everyone asked the teacher in unison how to compare methods, and teacher Zhang immediately announced the rules. "Ah! I think it is better than what? It is simply pinching eggs! " I said to myself.

The fierce competition has begun! The first appearance was Zhang Kaiyuan, who seemed to have a well-thought-out plan and a cold face. He held the egg in his hand, gritted his teeth and squeezed it hard, but it was still intact, which worried him. How can eggs be so hard?

"I'll go." Shouting the urge to have a big waist and a round waist. Now I'm coke! Hercules pinched the egg. Zhang Fei must have eaten his arm and had an egg in his hand. I saw him glaring and wide-eyed, as if he had exhausted his strength. At this time, I found that the veins stood out on his arm and his face was red, but the egg did not move. This little egg contains such great power.

Finally, teacher Zhang said kindly, "There is nothing anyone can do about this little egg, so it's up to me!" " ""Hercules can't help it. What can you do? " Everyone asked the teacher in unison.

Teacher Zhang didn't say anything, just smiled and took the egg. Bang, the egg broke, and the students were dumbfounded. I'm more like an Zhang Er monk-scratching my head.

The teacher explained the reason to us seriously. It turns out that everyone holds the eggs tightly, with uniform stress points and scattered strength. The teacher only uses two fingers, and the strength is concentrated on the fingers, so it is easy to crush the eggs. This is the famous Pascal principle, which is applied to many phenomena in life.

This course not only brings us happiness, but also enriches our knowledge. This is really an interesting class.

This course is really interesting. It is another summer afternoon. The soft sunshine fell on my knees through the small window. Begonia flowers on the windowsill shook their white skirts and threw themselves into the arms of warm air wholeheartedly.

I stroked the petals easily. In that summer afternoon, I had an interesting and touching class with Changfeng and blue sky as my partners and my mother as my teacher.

My mother took out my childhood photo album and looked at me, dull me, me without any worries, me crying and laughing, and me looking back on the past and telling me about "black history" on a country road. Those laughter and tears have carved one deep footprint after another on the road of growth. Even if the aftertaste is a deep past, there is a kind of freedom in my heart. In this small study, laughter and memories filled my heart.

My mother took out a pair of small boots, which I wore for more than a year. Now, I can't even put my hand in. My mother said that when I wear these shoes, the soles will shine and I will run around in them. The flashing lights made me unable to stop. Let me take them off and say nothing. Listening to what my mother said, my mother and I both laughed.

Later, my mother mentioned a piece that silenced me: it was a rainy night in 20xx, when heavy rain fell from the sky and cold rain reached my knees. My mother picked me up from school, pushed my bike one foot deep and one foot shallow, walked to the place where there was a manhole cover in my memory, and groped with my feet. I sat in the back seat of the car, curled up in my mother's gloves. It's raining so hard that I don't know where there are steps. My mother ran into the steps several times to fall down, but she still insisted on holding hands with frozen hands. I had grown up at that time, and I still remember the cold.

At that moment, I realized that maternal love is fearless! Nothing can stop a mother from turning into an umbrella to shelter her children from the wind and rain, and nothing can stop her from guarding their children's happiness, but when their children are happy, she is willing to be a person who watches them silently!

This summer afternoon is different from other times. I have a life lesson in happy memories. Memories make me feel happier and cherish what I have now. This course is different from the knowledge in the school textbook, but it is the same as the gains in the school. It is not only interesting, but also makes me know more about life. The interest in this course lies in meaning, happiness and emotion, but it also lies in gratitude.

This course is really interesting. This course is really interesting. Childhood memories are like candy. I can't eat it all and I can't get tired of watching it. Some of them are the most interesting and unforgettable ... I still remember them; I can't help laughing when I think about it now ... that was when I was in the second grade ... the teacher asked us to play a game of spelling sentences ... Teacher Zhou gave each student three small notes, and everyone wrote their names (different names) on the notes. Where (off-site); What (different things)' After writing: put it on the podium' The teacher divided the note into three groups' and then asked everyone to spell it out' We fiddled with it for a long time' before spelling it out' The first one was that Xu read' Bathing on the Grass'': hahaha, there was laughter in the classroom' The second one was Zhang standing in front of the podium, and Yi Ni was dancing in a flowerpot. The voice immediately interrupted Zhang. It turned out that Qi Congcong couldn't help but burst into laughter in the classroom. The fourth is stone. "He said,' Hu Zhan is skating in the toilet. As soon as the voice fell, many students burst into laughter "Look," Lily laughed till tears came to her eyes. Suddenly, at this time, "laughter and shouts mixed up." Qi Hanzhe said loudly. This sentence is more interesting/Shao Xiangzhong is sleeping in his stomach'/:Ha ha ha, our laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time. This class is really unforgettable and interesting. I think/my childhood memory will never erase this matter' because it will always be in my heart ... I am just a new girl, and this submission may not be successful', but I want to tell you about this game ~ ~! ~~)

This course is really interesting. Composition 6 "Class D ...". "Well, this biology class is going to do experiments again. It's really boring I took out my book and muttered to myself. You don't know, I hate biology class and dissect mice and frogs later. That's disgusting! I have always been merciful and don't kill anything. My deskmate used to do it for me. However, he did not come to class today.

The biology teacher is here. He carried a basket. God, a lively frog is blowing his beard and staring at us! The teacher pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose and said, "Last class, I introduced some knowledge about frogs to everyone. Today, we dissect it ourselves and observe its physiological structure. "

I just sat in a daze until the teacher asked us to go up and get it, and I woke up like a dream. I looked into the test tray, and the robust frog was bulging, foaming at the mouth, and his eyes rolled straight up. Suddenly, it rolled back, which scared me to throw the test tray on the table and almost took a step back. The teacher rushed over and caught the "enemy" who attacked me. The teacher said, "Hold down its spinal nerve." I picked up the needle, but I was at a loss I've only seen pattern diagrams in books. The teacher grabbed the needle in my hand and nailed it hard, saying, "OK, then nail its four feet with a pin and you can dissect it."

The poor frog is waving his legs and twisting his whole body like a radio exercise. I hesitated. At this time, I looked up and saw the teacher staring at me with serious eyes, and the students around me were concentrating on anatomy. In a flash, I had a courage from nowhere and quickly nailed the frog's limbs. I'm relieved. I picked up tweezers and a knife, observed it carefully, and said to myself, "I'm sorry for you today, but I will be merciful when I see your descendants in the future."

I was so immersed in anatomy that the bell rang unconsciously. I looked up and took a deep breath, thinking: great, great, class is over at last!

This course is really interesting. Composition 7 "Ding Lingling, Ding Lingling", the sweet bell rang, and the students hurried back to the classroom, while He Laoshi, our best remedial class, walked slowly to the classroom.

He Laoshi walked into the classroom, stood in front of the blackboard and said, "Shall we play a phrase mashup game in this class?" Naughty Xing Fujun asked, "Teacher, how do you mix and match phrases?" The teacher said, "I'll send you a piece of paper later." There are two rows of tables in the classroom, one for each row. " Students on three tables in each group write people, places and things respectively. You two groups of PK, see which group of mashup phrases is the most interesting. "The students understand the rules of the game and write them on paper excitedly.

My deskmate Zhang Gege and I wrote down the position. Where should we write it? An idea suddenly occurred to me and I said, "How about in the street?" Zhang Gege nodded his head. I wrote this phrase on paper. I read the big characters written by the king in front of me. He didn't write about me. It turned out that he wrote Xing Fujun and Shan Xiulong. Hey, hey, now they have a good show.

The teacher put away the note and read it in her clear mezzo-soprano voice: "A group wrote' Liu Ning and Wang are riding bicycles in the toilet'". As soon as the voice fell, our whole class burst into laughter. The king in the front seat covered my mouth and said, "Don't laugh! Don't laugh! " Although he covered my mouth, I couldn't help laughing. Now the teacher will read our second group. She said, "The second group said,' Yuan Weiming and Zhang Gege are dancing in the street'" Alas! I am really unlucky. I was teased by him. And my deskmate is even more crazy, asking everywhere who wrote the name. Wang Jiarui in front turned to me and said, "Haha, you won the lottery!" " I said angrily, "Did you do it? I clearly saw that what you wrote was not me! " Wang Jiarui said, "I changed my name!" I said, "You are so bad!" Wang said to him, "Ha ha! Know my strength! "

Finally, the teacher announced that the first group had won, and they were as happy as flying into the sky. However, the students in our second group hung their nails and looked embarrassed.

An interesting class is over. We not only gain happiness, but also know that the collocation of phrases should follow the law, otherwise it is a joke.

This course is really interesting. Composition 8 "Ha ha ha ……" The whole class laughed so hard that the ceiling could be overturned.

This is a composition class. Teacher Huang asked us to write a semi-propositional composition: The Beginning of Happiness. I used my brain to finish it first. So the teacher asked me to go on stage and read the beginning.

Yeah, yeah. "I paused, only to see the audience's' eyes' hit in the spotlight and stood up to listen, which made me more interested and raised my voice:" I rose from an unknown captain to a prominent mid-team leader. There is really a kind of excitement and joy of being a eunuch in ancient times. This kind of happiness is a spiritual enjoyment! " Before the words were finished, the teacher interrupted me: "Little friend, do you know what a eunuch is? "I was surprised to see the teacher, and I kept playing drums in my heart: eunuch? Eunuch? Don't you always listen to lectures and TV plays? The eunuch should be an official in the palace, a red man around the emperor, and a person who gives advice to the emperor. I thought so, staring straight at the teacher, expecting a positive answer. At this time, Miss Huang interjected: "Eunuch, but eunuch!" Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter. Zhou He was prone on the table, laughing like a hill. Wan Yuting put her hand over her mouth and "giggled". Old k even laughed exaggeratedly, laughing like a duck, and kept chanting: "eunuch! Eunuch! ",this really makes me angry ... ah, even Miss Huang, who has always been serious, put aside her previous serious appearance and laughed.

Standing on the edge of the podium, I have long been laughed at by everyone's laughter. I can't help but cover my face and laugh at my ignorance!

After a long time, the laughter died down, and the teacher took the opportunity to say, "Quiet, quiet!" " "

I'm ashamed. How can I confuse promotion with being a eunuch? Fortunately, I am a girl, otherwise I would really become a eunuch, haha!

Now when I think of this course, I keep laughing. However, ignorance, innocence!

It seems that learning Chinese well is really important. Such jokes can't happen to me again.

This course is really interesting. Composition 9 Last semester, one day in math class, the teacher said to us, "Everyone should bring a big bag of cardboard and a pair of scissors in the afternoon." We opened our eyes wide and said, "What for?"

"You will know in the afternoon." The teacher said with a sly smile. I thought to myself: what medicine is sold in this gourd? So mysterious?

In the afternoon, I came to the classroom, and several students were chatting around a table. "What do you think the teacher asked us to bring these things for?" Not art class. ""Be sure to use it! If you don't use them, why do you take them! "... obviously, everyone's heart is full of questions.

The bell quietly opened, and we quickly returned to our seats and took out the information from our schoolbags. Almost every table has colorful cardboard, which is connected together like a large piece of colorful cloth. Finally, the teacher came into the classroom with a smile and said to us, "Students, let's play a hand-made game in this class today-hand in hand." Hearing the word "game", we students who are immersed in books all day are suddenly ecstatic. Applause "Yeah!" "Be quiet, noisy students are not allowed to study!" When the teacher gave the order, of course we obeyed.

"Ok, step one, everyone will fold the cardboard in his hand three times." The teacher said, holding his hand high and repeatedly showing it to us.

"Are you ready?"

"all right."

Now, let's go to the second step. Let's draw a' half-human' next to the crease on the folding surface. The teacher finished and drew a schematic diagram on the blackboard.

"Step three, you take a knife, cut it along the outline, and then slowly open it."

We couldn't wait to distance ourselves. It turned out that the villain was smiling at me hand in hand, and I also smiled and played with the villain. "Do you know the principle of' hand in hand'?" The teacher asked. After careful observation, we all said with one voice, "This is the principle of axisymmetric graphics."

"This is really good, this manual is to let you know more about the meaning of axisymmetric graphics. So in the future, everyone will not only have fun, but also play with knowledge, okay? "

"hmm!" ……

Although this lesson has passed for a long time, it is still vivid, because it lets me know that playing is also learned.

This course is really interesting. 10 childhood memories are like candy. I can't finish eating, and I'm not tired of looking at it ... Among them, the most interesting ones are; There are also the most unforgettable ones. I still remember them.

That thing "can't help laughing when I think about it now. .....

It was a class in my second grade. The teacher asked us to play a game of spelling sentences. Teacher Zhou gave each student three small pieces of paper: "Everyone wrote his name (different name) on the paper: where (different place): what (different things), after writing; Put it on the platform, "The teacher divides the notes into three groups" and then ask everyone to draw three pictures and spell them out. We played for a long time. I only spelled one sentence, and the first one was Xu Chenglei. " He read that Zhang Hong was taking a bath on the grass. hahaha. There was laughter in the classroom, and the second one was Zhang. He stood in front of the platform, grinning, and said,' Let's tug-of-war in the ditch'/'Yi Ni dances in the flowerpot'. This immediately interrupted Zhang's words. It turned out that Qi Congcong had no choice. Suddenly, the fourth person in the classroom is Shi He, and his voice just fell when he said' Hu Zhan skates in the toilet'. I saw many students laughing. Look, Lily is still laughing until she tears. Suddenly; Laughter. Shouts were mixed together. At this time, JiHanZhe loudly said, "this sentence is more interesting. "Shao Xiangzhong sleep in the belly. /"Ha ha ha" Our laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time. "

This class is really unforgettable and interesting ... I think my childhood memory will never be erased: because it will always be in my heart. ..............

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