Funny talk show theater

Good evening, audience.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Do you find that our campus is becoming more and more harmonious and civilized now?

B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us many benefits.

A: I know! The road is getting wider and wider.

B: Come on, come on, make it clear. What is this?

Answer: Use your IQ to think about how to "tell me all the passwords of IP, IQ and IC" like Fan Wei. Your brain has two parts, one on the left and the other on the right. The right has nothing, and the left has nothing.

What are you showing off? make it clear

A: Isn't this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and ability!

B: Yes!

A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Others are crowded, others oppress, others lag behind and others pile up.

B: Oh! Renrenbing

A: Almost. Anyway, your toes touch the heel of the person in front, and the shoulders of the people on both sides are the big arms and the small arms, and the small arms are closed.

B: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. I feel like selling slaves. At least this is a vegetable market!

a； What words! Does anyone take a book to the vegetable market to buy food? Are there any slaves who are undergraduates?

B: No.

A: Is there anyone who goes shopping without making noise? Are there any slaves who don't resist?

b； Don't! If there is, it is also dumb.

a； That's right. The reading room is crowded with people, but strangely, the road is not wide.

b； This has created a civilized and harmonious campus with more and more study rooms.

a； Yes, I used to love shopping and watching movies, but now I love classes.

b； Where is it? People call it that men and women study together and are not tired! People have to go to the postgraduate entrance examination!

Really? Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo is here.

Flying in the sky, so she is blowing on the ground!

Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Who is blowing?

A: Forget it. I won't argue with you. Tell me, are we dealing with that type?

Of course, girls in love are radiant all day.

A: Look, I am so young and lovely when I am not in love. This is called natural beauty (mom and dad can't help it)

B: You stink! ! ! People learn by themselves until 10: 30 every day and recite many words.

A: Wow, so energetic! Then I want to fall in love, too I'll let him do aerobics with me. One, two, three ... My slogan is to lose weight. ...

B: Come on! Participate in everything!

What, you wronged a good man!

B: Remember! What we want is a harmonious campus.

Do you think I am not harmonious?

A civilized campus.

Do you think I can swear?

Lovely campus

Am I not cute enough?

B: Come on, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to say it with a song!

A: Audience friends! Let's have more applause later!

What if the little girl has a thin face and cries without applause? Come on, clap!

I don't care what others do to create a civilized and harmonious campus, as long as you insist on doing so.

I believe that civilization and harmony will always accompany me. I know that everything is not easy, and my heart has always firmly believed in myself.

May we work together, we all need courage to face all kinds of resistance, and I can firmly create short-term ideas.

Harmonious campus, create a civilized campus

A: Not bad, it seems that there are two brushes! 、

B: Of course.

A: Copy guy, I just bought it today and it doesn't work yet! (Laughter)

B: Me *! What does it look like? Awesome! See what she can do! ! ! ! !

Look at this. (Take out the bamboo board)

B: Just two bamboos! What are you proud of?

A: No! It's two bamboos and a red rope! Hmm. How interesting

Come on, you'd better get started The people's audience is very anxious.

A: Say it one by one. Shall we talk about it today? Well, shall I say something today?

B: It looks like a fake. I look at you. Go down if you can't speak. Don't be ashamed here!

What are you doing? Look at people through the door, look down on them! We are 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which is 2400!

Oh, you're right. Stop dawdling, we are all waiting!

A: Well, I'll say that building a harmonious campus means that everyone has a good life. The road is widened, and the reading room goes to buy food.

B: What? Who went there to buy food?

Answer: Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, and learn geography to see the earth.

B: A man that big has seen everything.

If you interrupt me again, I will slap you in the face!

B: Come on, go ahead, I'm listening (we all are, haha).

A: Well, let me tell you slowly. Our normal college has taken on a new look and a new atmosphere! The spring breeze in March blows all over the floor.

Busy inside and outside the college, alas! In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held the activity of "abiding by discipline and law, creating a harmonious campus and theme education month"

Yes, it is! This statement is true!

A: After the mobilization meeting, ah, well, well, all departments and subjects are busy. Engaged in writing papers, giving speeches and broadcasting programs on TV.

Primary school publicity, hey, many activities, still cost her a lot of money, where to find these expenses, hey, where to find them?

Where can I find it?

A: Get sponsored!

B: You are the initiator of the relationship and another liar.

A: Yes, what's wrong with sponsorship? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I am * * * *

B: Do you want to get sponsorship now?

A: Don't play with me, I'm not finished yet! "Come with me. Go get sponsorship, the dream has awakened, and I'm not afraid anymore. All this is just to get sponsorship. Please give some sponsorship quickly. "

B: Stop, stop, stop. Why sponsor now? Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities?

Tell us all to see! "

A: Yes, listen carefully. Fun football match, men and women mixed together (competing on the same stage)

There is only one rule in this game.

Which one?

A: When girls play football, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it will be a foul!

Yo, that's a good rule! High, really high!

A: Let's play together! Who is strong and who is weak is not necessarily.

B: Yes! Who is strong and who is weak, that is not necessarily!

A: There were many good things in March. The young people of Huai Normal University are out of the pot, and the cover character Ye Zhanao has a way to set up a poetry club.

Sun Meili, a shy girl, won the prize in the spotlight, and hundreds of societies opened together, just like a wonderful flower in the water.

B: It's beautiful, beautiful and handsome ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: I believe our campus will be more harmonious and civilized under the leadership of the Party Committee of our college.

Attention, passengers: Train 4 15 bound for Huaiyin Teachers College.

We are leaving soon, please come and buy tickets quickly. Come on, come on, let's hurry to buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here.

Two yuan a piece, neither expensive nor expensive. Come and buy it. After this village, there are no shops.

Come on, give me the money. I will give you a 20% discount. Is it cheaper? Ha ha ha ha! (secretly)

A: What? I wonder, why didn't anyone come to buy tickets?

B: 100，200，~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: Huh? How does she make my money? Hey, don't run, bring me the money! ! ! !

B: .......

Don't run, it's not the curtain call yet.