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2021 WeChat Moments said that having a mobile phone, wallet and money is better than anything else

1. Having a mobile phone, wallet, money, stable job and good health are better than anything else

2. When facing the person we like, we are all good at duplicity, and we all hope that the other person can Be aware of something.

3. People often know what happiness is only after they have experienced unhappiness. It's like meeting someone who is wrong, and then you know who is the right person

4. When someone cares about you, you are angry when you are angry; when no one cares about you, you are looking for trouble for yourself when you are angry . ?

5. Live your life well, don’t be too busy telling others what you are doing, maybe they don’t want to know.

6. Never lie to those who trust you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

7. We are the kind of people who argue today, laugh tomorrow, get annoyed when we are close, and think about things when we are far away.

8. You are always worried about losing someone, but who will worry about losing you!

9. There is one thing I don’t like about life, that is, it always leaves more sensible people to bear the consequences. Feelings and results!

10. When your trust in a person is shaken, the most sad thing is actually yourself

11. No matter how easy it is for others to care about me, I will not care about others anymore. What's going on

12. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, and people who understand you are the warmest.

13. Sometimes you see the wrong person not because you are blind but because you are kind

14. Even if life is not going well, you should face life with a smile.

< p> 15. It turns out that some people you think are important will never contact you if you don’t contact them. 2021 WeChat Moments Sad Talk

1. Some people always say that I am not serious about dating. That’s because you don’t know how badly I lose when I am serious.

2. How should youth be spent? Some are like blazing fire, always shining on others. Some are like fluorescent lights and can’t even illuminate themselves! Different life ideals and different attitudes towards life determine a person's position in the battle.

3. In the old days, she was a beauty that made people hate her.

4. That time you said you loved me, for a moment, I thought it would be forever.

5. Tears stay in my heart, smile for you to see.

6. When the fish takes the bait, it is because the fish falls in love with the fisherman and is willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.

7. The most important thing for us is not to care about truth and falsehood, gains and losses, fame and fortune, high and low, rich and poor, but how to live happily and discover the meaning of life. poetry.

8. If you are overly affectionate with others in one period, there will be a period in the future when you will be particularly distant. To avoid future misfortunes, it is better not to be overly affectionate now. This is the truth that "people grow long when they are indifferent", "friends are like plum blossoms in a painting but need to be indifferent".

9. Please believe me, God controls everything, we are just its tools. No one can escape his fate. ---Napoleon

10. Don’t say you don’t expect anything in return in a relationship. No one who goes to the gambling table wants to leave with an empty pocket.

11. Your heart no longer belongs to me, but I still look forward to your response. I know it is impossible, but I am still being pulled.

12. You said that youth is just a handful of change. By chance, you can exchange it for a can of beer. Drink it with you in the evening and then say goodbye with a smile. When you get up and leave, your eyes are red.

13. What you see is only my temporary mood, but you cannot see the pain in my heart.

14. I don’t know what the future will bring, but as long as I follow you I will laugh.

15. Youth is like a rainbow, bravery overwhelms cowardice, progress overwhelms peace. Such vigor is common in those born with weak crowns, and it is also common in those with smooth ears. It does not mean that one is growing old as one ages. If one abandons his ideals, he will fall into old age.

16. I gave you my best time. Can you allow me a wedding ending?

17. Some words move the lips of the speaker, but the heart of the listener is moved.

18. That unforgettable promise, who made the sound to rain at that moment.

19. When you always stop to think about your relationship with him for a while, maybe you no longer love him, or it is time for you to adjust your relationship and move to a higher level.

20. There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence cannot be separated, but love cannot be separated.

21. Some love is like a tattoo. How can you forget it once it is engraved on it?

22. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and cannot be put down is called weight-bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is burdensome.

23. Enjoy the bathing in the sunshine and the happiness that only we can understand.

24. Life is like nothing, and the last youth has been squandered in the blink of an eye. Reality wears away our edges bit by bit and erodes our dreams. When I feel lost, regretful, unwilling and angry, I think of you. Even if some things can never be found again, I always hold the most precious things in my palm. Treasure, give me strength. Thank God for allowing us to meet each other in the most beautiful years.

25. The three luckiest things in the world are: actually, having a pair of enlightened parents, a lover who can appreciate and understand you, and knowing what you want, love and reject. .

26. When life is unsatisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God. At this time, you should enjoy the vacation. When the vacation suddenly ends one day, things turn around, and life really begins.

27. If I can’t be your only one, I won’t even be your favorite. If what you give to me is also given to others, then I would rather not have it. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

28. It was you who made me lose confidence in love. It was you who made me no longer believe in love.

29. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. How can you be willing to be friends with someone you fell in love with at first sight?

Thirty. If you don’t pay for your dreams when you are young, what will you say when you are old?

31. No kind of rouge can smear time, no piece of clothing can conceal the soul, and no set of ancient books can decorate emptiness.

Thirty-two, taking advantage of the slight coolness in the autumn, it warms the heartache. Living in loneliness is a fragrant and unpretentious life. In the hourglass where I was cheated of death, I miraculously lived like quicksand. What was this harmless illness?

Thirty-three, the cold moon is frosty, the cold night is filled with a desolate atmosphere, the ripples of light are shining with the charm of life, the ups and downs of the world will be swallowed up by the night and disappear. .

Thirty-four, although the time remains the same, it is no longer as good as before. The old and the new are just a few "you" and "goodbye".

Thirty-five, I know he doesn’t love me. His eyes tell his heart.

Thirty-six. At an age when I was incapable, I met the person I wanted to protect the most for my whole life.

Thirty-seven. The richest and most vivid moment in life may be the moment of hesitation and hesitation. It is the unresolved moment in life. This kind of hesitation is by no means indecision, but an appreciation of the richness and multiple possibilities of life.

38. Don’t care about people who don’t care about you. Don't think about people who don't think about you. Don't worry about people who don't worry about you. Don't spend time with people who won't spend time with you.

Thirty-nine, I left because you never asked me to stay.

Forty. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

41. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet. Sad talk about WeChat Moments

1. Sometimes I want to find someone to talk to, so I look through the phone book on my phone over and over again, but I don’t know who I can send a text message or call, and finally I still Clear was pressed. In fact, I really want to find someone to talk to, but I don’t know where to start.

2. Life is like a dream. Looking back at the end of the day, everything comes to nothing. A person's life is as good as peace. As long as the money is more or less, it is enough to eat. Ugly people are beautiful, as long as they are pleasing to the eye. The fewer old people there are, the better health will be. When the family is poor and the family is rich, it is good to be harmonious. My husband will be home late, just come back. If your wife is nagging, just take care of the family. All worries can be solved.

All things in heaven and earth, just let them happen.

3. What you lose has never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

4. From now on, I will be a beautiful woman, not beautiful, but kind.

5. Some things are destined to be missed by you. No matter how hard you force them, they will eventually leave you. Some people can only act as spectators in your life. No matter how much you miss them, all your desires will remain the same in the end. It's slowly melting. After all, what we can have is limited, and we should not let bottomless desires bury our original joy and happiness.

6. Get drunk just to find an excuse to cry.

7. Do you miss me?

8. In the vast sea of ????people, there are countless encounters; in the vast world, it is difficult to walk together. Hearts and hearts need warmth; love and love need to be cared for. When you are suffering from running around, you are satisfied if you have someone to accompany you; when you are suffering from grievances, you are happy when you have someone to talk to; when your soul is tired, you are content when you have someone to comfort you. Love does not mean happiness only when you have money, but happiness and satisfaction only when you are willing.

9. The air that has been exposed to the rain, the tired sadness, the fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted.

10. You said that I am your life, but you did not die when we were separated

11. Pain is a form in the heart, the pain is indescribable. A state of restlessness floods into my heart, I can't let go, I can't be broad-minded, I don't know if I can survive for a second; just because I am too tired and don't want to indulge in the dirty corner of life.

12. It has nothing to do with me whether some people die. I can’t let go of some people even if they kill me.

Thirteen and Nine Eat well, sleep well, earn well, and spend well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute.

14. No matter how strong love is, it cannot withstand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care, you are so busy that you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you are too busy to know what to do. However, love cannot wait. Cherish it when you have time.

Fifteen, dim memories, the chord in the heart of panic. The beautiful melody gradually sang in my ears and danced around my heartstrings, but I didn't know that my dim eyes became confused.

16. You may be the tenderness that I can’t get, and I may be the future that you don’t want.

17. Glory only belongs to the dead. The only thing the living should remember is: their sacrifice.

18. We should never expect salvation from others. Only we can sublimate ourselves. How much capacity have we prepared to attract equal people to meet us? Otherwise, no matter how beautiful people appear or touching things happen to us, we will not have the energy to understand and cherish them, and we will eventually pass them by.

19. Ways to love yourself and change your look. Dress up beautifully just to please yourself; remember the insignificant little days and find a reason to get high; travel alone and see all the moving scenery. ; Take time to go home, put off your mature face and enjoy the tenderness of being pampered; no one can grudge his belly; one cannot miss anime gossip; if you want to go shopping, you can go shopping as much as you want.

When I was young, I always regarded liking as love and unwillingness as being unable to let go.

21. When I want to cry, I will close my eyes to prevent them from crying.

On Thanksgiving Day, thank the person who hurt you, it is he who taught you to be strong; thank the person who used you, it was he who made you understand the value; thank the person who betrayed you, it was him Let you learn to forgive, be grateful for wisdom, and be grateful for life.

23. Excitement and excitement poured out from his mind like a flood that burst a dike. He could no longer hide his gentleness. The most beautiful words about the Beginning of Autumn solar term in WeChat Moments 2021

1. After the Beginning of Autumn, the weather is different from before. Especially in the morning, when I run out the door, the first thing I see is the clear sky with high sky and light clouds.

2. It has been two days since the beginning of autumn, and the weather here has changed a lot. On the day of the beginning of autumn, it felt like autumn, and the air was no longer stuffy, but slightly cool. The autumn breeze is blowing, and it rains every day these days, so the weather is very good.

3. A fallen leaf, two people admiring it, three autumn colors, four eyes looking forward to it, a bumper harvest, a busy June, colorful autumn light, friends from all over the world are happy, ninety-nine happy, and very happy to celebrate the beginning of autumn!

4. The beginning of autumn is here, flying geese are flying, the melons and fruits are fragrant, I urge you to taste them, ask about the cold and warmth, express your heartfelt feelings, relax your heart, it’s okay to laugh, good fortune and joy, fall from the sky, love will accompany you, like honey. , enjoy peace, travel everywhere, send my thoughts, look at each other, and have a long-lasting friendship.

5. A wisp of autumn wind brushes away the hot summer; a gust of autumn rain moistens the restless heart; a drop of autumn dew reflects the bright autumn; a hint of autumn brings out the beautiful scenery. At the beginning of autumn, when I wish you the best, I will be happy and happy!

6. Today is the beginning of autumn, the cool breeze is coming, the white dew is growing, the cicadas are chirping, the wind is blowing every leaf, and everything is startling autumn. Walk with the autumn wind and regard loneliness as freedom. The writing is really state-of-the-art~~~

7. A fallen leaf tells the world of autumn, and I sincerely wish you eternal blessings. May you be in a refreshing mood, be happy and free from worries; may your love be romantic and mellow, and be loving until you grow old; may your life be happy and happy forever. Happy Beginning of Autumn!

8. After a summer of sunshine and exposure; after a summer of scorching heat and drying; I carefully selected and finally sent this condensed WeChat message to you: Autumn is high and the air is refreshing , follow the wishes of others, may you harvest the most and fullest fruits this autumn!

9. It is the beginning of autumn, the cool breeze is blowing, and the residual heat is still there. You must remember: the three meals should be carefully matched, as there are problems with seasonal changes. , drink more water, prevent dry weather, exercise more, stay in good health, smoke less, remember, go to bed early and get up early first, wish you good health!

10. A fallen leaf, two people appreciate it, and the beauty of autumn is different. , four eyes are looking forward to a good harvest, June is busy, colorful autumn light, friends from all over the world are happy, ninety-nine happy, I am very happy to spend the Beginning of Autumn!

11. Autumn nights are a good day for children to play . The children stretched their arms and lay flat on the grass. The cool breeze was blowing and the air was crisp. The cool feeling makes you mistake the grass for a pond.

12. Autumn is coming, the sky is high and the air is refreshing. The clear and transparent river water is like an oval mirror, clearly reflecting my figure. I could see the green-brown stones at the bottom of the river, the grains of sand deposited on the bottom of the river, and the blackened leaves.

13. The beginning of autumn is here, and the wild geese are flying; the melons and fruits are fragrant, and I urge you to taste them; when you ask about the cold and warmth, you express your heartfelt feelings; if your heart is relaxed, it’s okay to laugh; good fortune and joy fall from the sky; love follows you, like honey. "Enjoy peace and travel around the world; send my thoughts and memories to each other, and the friendship will last forever."

14. I feel happy when the beginning of autumn arrives, and the autumn wind blows and the autumn rain cools me. The harvest scene is everywhere, and I feel happy and smile. The heat will no longer hurt your body, and you will be happy and free from worries. The Beginning of Autumn is here, I wish you happiness, health and happiness forever!

15. What changes is the season, but what remains unchanged is friendship. When the beginning of autumn comes, I still wish you a prosperous career and more and more popularity; love and harmony, family happiness and health; friendship to accompany you, and text messages to you. Good luck to you.

16. When I wake up every day, I think of you in my dream and feel sweet; I think of you at noon and feel happy; I think of you at night and feel happy and beautiful; seeing you in my dream is so touching.

17. Autumn nights are the days with the most fireworks. Because the National Day is coming, the fireworks are either red or green.

18. Autumn is a beautiful season. It is different from the heat of summer and the bitter cold of winter. It is twin sisters with spring and has the same shining points. Autumn is a season of fruits and melons; autumn is a season of sowing hope. Baskets of citrus and piles of lychees are all fresh and make your mouth water.

19. The beginning of autumn is here, the air is dry, drink more water, bathe frequently, and exercise regularly, don’t forget it. The heat is gone, the mosquitoes are gone, there are no worries, the beginning of autumn is great! A text message was sent to my friend, wishing you a good life in the beginning of autumn!

20. Summer passes and autumn comes again. Although the seasons change, the greetings remain the same. In this picturesque season, I send my blessings to you. May you forget the worries and sorrows of the world and walk side by side with happiness.

21. The beginning of autumn is coming quietly, and I still care about you. Although the scorching heat has left, you still need to protect yourself from the sun and enjoy the golden time. Put aside your worries and sorrows, grasp the lifeblood of autumn, and harvest a wonderful season.

22. Time flows like water, time turns to the beginning of autumn, the wind gradually feels cooler, thoughts surge in my heart, friendship is as mellow as wine, friendship is warm, blessings are always around, text messages convey greetings: Happy Beginning of Autumn!

23. Pure, the color of maple, exquisite and transparent heart, listening to the leaves singing in harmony with the autumn wind, the innocent thoughts like a spotless mirror, the homesickness of the gentle wanderer singing like a song , telling the sincerity of love.

24. Don’t be alienated because of the busy life, and don’t miss us lightly because of the passage of time; the seasons are changing as summer passes and autumn comes, but true love and concern never change. On the day of the beginning of autumn, I sincerely wish you a fruitful autumn and happiness every day!

25. The fallen leaves are flying to the beginning of autumn, the worries are carried by the wind and the mind is free of worries, the sky is high and the clouds are clear, people are calm, and the mountains and rivers are free again. Take care as the coolness gradually sets in. Remember the warmth and coldness in your heart. Good luck will always be with you. May you be happy and smile.

26. Farewell to the hot summer, I am still enthusiastic about life; when we welcome the longing autumn, I still care about my friends. It’s the beginning of autumn. I look back on the hard work in the spring, say goodbye to the hard work in the summer, look forward to the harvest in the autumn, and look forward to the leisurely winter. I wish you wonderful all seasons!

27. As the beginning of autumn arrives, the weather is getting cooler, so don’t worry about the temperature difference between morning and evening. Autumn leaves are full of flavour, so eat more fruits to protect your health. The sweet-scented osmanthus blooms ten miles of fragrance, and the fragrance is full of affection. The message is simple and the blessings are strong. May you be happy and happy.

28. Falling leaves tell you that autumn has arrived, and the autumn wind is cool. Friends should pay attention and put on more clothes in the morning and evening. The grains are abundant, and the ground is golden. The harvest season is here. Send blessings and good luck, happiness will be with you, and you will have a happy life. lifetime. The Beginning of Autumn is here, I wish your whole family happiness and health! Happy Beginning of Autumn!

29. It is the day, the month, the Beginning of Autumn, and it is extremely hot. I still choose to go all the way east. A long time ago, I heard that you must hold the steering wheel well to go well and far. I have picked it up and put it down, but picking it up again is nothing.

30. One leaf knows autumn, the maple leaves are red on the mountain, the friendship is endless, and the blessing words are lingering in the ears; the autumn air is crisp, the sky is clear, the beginning of autumn is a good time, I hope you pay attention to adding clothes; the heat is no longer, The weather is getting colder, good health is auspicious, and life is guaranteed to be happy.