An unusual joke

1. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. . .

2. Just as I was screening my resume, I saw a resume of graduate students' award-winning experience: I won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award many times during my school days.

3. "President Sam resigned because of rape" Follow-up: "Who is such an animal that he raped the door!" "David's wife gave birth to a baby girl" thread: "Who is Tong Da? So powerful! "

In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know how the Japanese laugh at us? Xiao Ming: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. ..........

It sounds as if someone is going to the northeast on business and wants to drink beer in the restaurant. The waiter asked, room temperature or cold storage? Some people angered, you still let me drink frozen food in this cold weather? ! The waiter calmly said that the room temperature is-15, and the refrigeration is-1.

6. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "What's your name?" "Nietzsche." "Guess you are grandma! Next! "

7. When crossing the road, I met a red light and my friend wanted to move on. I stopped him: "light, wait for light!" " My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!

8. When I was in college, a teacher asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that each person had one, and I couldn't alter it without the rest. A buddy came up to fill it out, only to find that the gender column was filled with the national "Han nationality". Because he said it would not be altered, he thought about it and added a word "zi" after "Han".

9. When I went to the toilet, I saw that only the abbreviation of NC was marked on the toilet door. The English expert who went with me said: NC is a men's room. Then all of a sudden, I was enlightened, entering, taking off, squatting, all of a sudden, suddenly a flash of light. What is the abbreviation of the ladies' room …

10. A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "