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Wonderful fragments of a strange story from a strange studio, words

1 suffered from continuous drought, crop failure and famine everywhere. Judd was forced to flee the country with his wife, daughter Jia Shuangshuang and several servants, hoping to make a living. But in the process of escape, I saw that hunger was everywhere and terrible, and my fellow domestic servants were exhausted and dying. Just as Judd's family was sitting in a ruined temple, waiting for death, several fairy beavers suddenly appeared. Civet cats seem to be very familiar with human nature. They keep chirping and rushing around the door, as if to lead Judd somewhere. Judd, who was exhausted, simply ignored him. Soon, a withered potato leaf emerged from the civet cat. Judd died and hurried away with civet cats. As a result, under the guidance of the civet cat, several potatoes were dug up so that everyone would not starve to death. Judd's family continued on the road, accompanied by civet cats from time to time. Jia Shuangshuang, who was only ten years old at that time, thought civets were cute and played with them all day. The days of famine are getting sadder and sadder. Don't talk about potatoes, even the roots have been dug up, and Judd's family is on the verge of life and death. In order to survive, Judd did not remember his kindness. He used Jia Shuangshuang to trap a group of civets, then killed them and cooked them to wrap their stomachs. Only Jia Shuangshuang was willing to go hungry and refused to eat. Ten years later, Judd became a wealthy businessman, but his first wife died of famine, so Judd married Liu Fang as his second wife. Jia Shuangshuang, a teenager, has become a well-known female doctor in the city. Perhaps influenced by childhood, Jia Shuangshuang took good care of all the small animals since childhood. Besides treating people, she also treats injured animals from time to time. Judd often does business outside, and Li Ang, the newly hired housekeeper, is responsible for everything at home. Li Ang and Wei Ying are conscientious and considerate to Liu Fang, so they value Liu Fang very much. Because Judd was away for a long time, Liu Fang finally couldn't bear loneliness and couldn't help teasing Li Ang. Leon also assumed an attitude of "all comers are welcome". It's a caring man and a concubine who is interested in it. Soon, the two had an affair. Although Li Ang won Liu Fang's heart, he was still not satisfied. He even told Liu Fang that he would seize the wealth of Jia's family, and then he took him away with him. Liu Fang saw the handsome man in her arms and naturally agreed, so they secretly planned the action. Jia Shuangshuang has always been obsessed with medical ethics and paid little attention to everything at home. She's about to become a victim. Unexpectedly, a kindness brought her an unimaginable reversal. There is always a bad feeling between the wheezing dog and the civet cat in the celestial world. Because of the dispute, the jade emperor punished them, sentenced them to life and death ten times on earth, and experienced the pain of flesh and blood. After hearing the verdict, Houtian dog regretted it. Yang Jian, Erlang God, beat his chest and cursed the Houtian dog. Without the right-hand man Hou Tiangou, Yang Jian would be too busy to breathe. HouTianGou felt guilty and promised to go through life and death for ten times as soon as possible, and return to the Heavenly Palace in the shortest time to help Yang Jian deal with daily affairs. In order to return to the sky as soon as possible, the wheezing dog experienced nine deaths in just nine days, and now it is locked in a cage, waiting for the tenth death. Seeing the dog vendor sharpening his knife, he was secretly pleased that he was about to be slaughtered. Jia Shuangshuang suddenly led the servants to appear and invested in buying all the dogs to be slaughtered. When the growling dog saw this, it was a bolt from the blue. The howling dog was arranged to live in a hut next to Jia Shuangshuang's medical reed. Howling dogs, however, are ungrateful, because their greatest wish is to die. For the purpose of the picture, the howling dog bit everyone, hoping to cause public outrage and kill him. The servant really came after him with a stick. When he was dying, Jia Shuangshuang stopped drinking, and his plan to kill him was destroyed again. The kind and friendly Jia Shuangshuang not only didn't blame the roaring dog, but comforted him politely and asked him why he wanted to die. The growling dog froze for a moment. The girl in front of her was amazed to know her state of mind. She felt that Jia Shuangshuang looked at him with special respect. Under the careful care of Jia Shuangshuang, it is not surprising that the Houtian dog felt the warmth of the world and his will to return to heaven quickly was shaken. Just as he hesitated, Yang Jian suddenly appeared in front of him and asked him why he still stayed on earth. There have been many things in heaven recently, and he is too busy to breathe. The roaring dog had to rush back to heaven to help, but he couldn't say a word. Four donkey kong appeared, pointing out that Bi was making trouble and must be dealt with quickly. Whistling dogs know perfectly well that they can't lust after human warmth. They were about to leave Jia Fu when they suddenly smelled civet cats and followed the smell. The scene before them was startled. It turned out that civet cats were transformed into human beings and became the housekeeper of Jia Fu under the pseudonym of Li Ang. The howling dog suddenly became suspicious. What does a civet want? There must be something to hide. In order to find out the truth, Xiao Gou decided to deal with a man as he deals with you. The wheezing dog transformed into a human form, named Hao Tianquan, and mixed into the Jia family as a domestic servant. Because Jia Shuangshuang's livestock are properly taken care of as soon as possible, they are highly valued by Jia Shuangshuang. In addition, the Houtian dog is a sacred animal and is more familiar with animal conditions than Jia Shuangshuang. With this magical power, Jia Shuangshuang saved countless small animals. When they get along, it is no longer the relationship between master and servant, but Houtian Dog feels Jia Shuangshuang's love and kindness more, and unexpectedly gives birth to something strange in his heart. Civet finally discovered the existence of the roaring dog, and the two met in a narrow way. The growling dog asked civet what she really wanted, but civet didn't hide it. It threatened to appear in Jiafu this time in order to avenge the massacre that year. The roaring dog can't help but express great sympathy for the civet's experience. However, it's time to complain. Moreover, the civet cat has already arrived in the celestial world and has been compensated. There should be no more trouble, so I advised the civet to stop and return to the celestial world. However, the civet cat insisted on not letting it, and advised the roaring dog not to stop it, otherwise it would be unforgivable. The upright wheezing dog refused to give up, and made real-time moves to catch the civet cat back to heaven. Civet cats were afraid of the magic of the roaring dog, but as soon as they met, they found that the magic of the roaring dog was not as good as before. It turns out that after nine lives and deaths, the original demon of the roaring dog has been reduced, and the roaring dog is no match for the civet cat. In order to force Hou Tiangou to retreat, the civet tried its best to use its animal nature to force Hou Tiangou to show his true colors and was expelled from Jia's house. Although there were countless jokes and crises during this period, Tiangou always turned defeat into victory and insisted on living in Jia's house. However, due to the obstruction of civet cats, Jia Shuangshuang finally knew the true identity of Houtian Dog. The howling dog told Jia Shuangshuang everything, but Jia Shuangshuang refused to believe it. In order to prove everything, the barking dog decided to verify the bad behavior of the civet. A few days later, the ambiguous relationship between civet cat and Liu Fang was known by the roaring dog, but Jia Shuangshuang still refused to believe it. On the other hand, in order to drive away the dog, Civet Cat and Liu Fang joined hands to force the dog out of its real body and hit it hard, but the dog failed. In order to further carry out his revenge plan, civet cats actually laid hands on Jia Shuangshuang, but Judd knew about it and stopped him. At this moment, the civet cat showed its true colors, called Judd ungrateful, bit off the hand that fed it, and ruined its family, which was a deserved punishment. Civet cats killed Judd and Liu Fang first. Seeing that Jia Shuangshuang was doomed, the injured Tiangou disappeared and came back. An earth-shattering war started between cats and dogs. The Houtian dog fought hard because of the decrease of mana and injury, but it was never an opponent of civet cats. At the critical moment, Yang Jian appeared and caught the magic civet cat. Whistling dog's request to Yang Jian uninvited is to postpone ten deaths, hoping to accompany Jia Shuangshuang, who has lost his reputation, in his lifetime. Yang Jian was taken aback, and asked Xiao Tian if the dog had moved his heart and fell in love with Jia Shuangshuang. Whistling dog didn't answer positively, only asked Yang Jian if he could promise this uninvited love. At the same time, it also means that one day in the sky, three years on the ground, his dog's life span is only ten years at most, no matter how busy Yang Jian is. On the way, Jia Shuangshuang slowly hit the road, one person and one dog. In order to make up for his father's sins, Jia Shuangshuang decided to help the world with medical skills, no matter whether the patient is human or animal. The beautiful fox is intelligent and devoted to love, and it is the race with the highest matching rate with poor scholars in the matchmaking service of Liaozhai. She is delicate and touching and her heart is higher than the sky. At first, she didn't believe in love, but later she was willing to take risks in love and even lost herself. The heroine in Sun Li is always running away from love and always feels like a loser. She thought men were stupid, only to find that she finally fell in love with stupid men. Ning, a native of Zhejiang, is generous and self-respecting. I often say to people, "I have never loved a second woman in my life." Ning once went to Jinhua. After arriving in the north of the city, she went to a temple to rest. The pagoda in the temple is magnificent, but the ground is covered with chrysanthemum which is taller than people. It seems that no one has been here for a long time. The doors of the houses where monks live on both sides of the east and west are unlocked. Only the door of a hut in the south seems to have a new lock. In the east corner of the temple, there is a bamboo forest, and there is a big pond under the steps, where wild lotus roots are in full bloom. Ning Cai Chen likes this quiet place very much. This coincides with the arrival of the academic envoy who presided over the exam. The rent of the house in the city is very high, so I will consider staying here and taking a walk until the monks in the temple come back. In the evening, a scholar came to open the door of the south cabin. Ning Cai Chen stepped forward to salute and told him that he wanted to stay here. The scholar said, "There is no host here, and I also spent the night here. You are not afraid to live here in cold weather, and I am deeply honored to ask you for advice sooner or later. " Ning Cai Chen was very happy. She spread some wormwood as a bed and set up a board as a table. She plans to stay here for a few days. That night, the moonlight was bright, and Ning and the scholar were sitting in the corridor of the hall chatting and giving each other their names. The scholar himself said, "My name is Yan, and my word is Chixia. I thought he was a scholar who came to take the exam, but his accent was nothing like that of Zhejiang people. So I asked the scholar, and the scholar himself said: I am from Shaanxi. " Simple and sincere tone. When they finished talking, they said goodbye to each other and went to bed. Ning Cai Chen can't sleep for a long time because she lives in a strange place. He heard someone whispering in the north room, as if there were family members living there. He got up and squatted under the stone window of the north wall and took a quiet look. I saw a woman in her forties and an old woman wearing faded red clothes and a silver comb on her head in the small courtyard outside the low wall. They look hunched and old, and they talk in the moonlight. The woman said, "Why didn't Xiao Gan come for a long time?" The old woman said, "It's almost time." The woman said, "Didn't she complain to her grandmother?" The old woman replied, "No, but she looks worried." The woman said, "My little girl can't be a bosom friend." Before the words were finished, a girl of seventeen or eighteen came in. She was very beautiful. The old woman smiled and said, "Don't talk about people behind their backs. We are talking about you. I didn't expect you to sneak in. Fortunately, we didn't speak ill of you. " The old woman went on to say, "This little lady looks like the person in the photo. If I were a man, I would be lured away by you. " The girl said, "Grandma doesn't praise me, who else says I'm good?" Ning Cai Chen didn't catch what the woman and the girl were saying. He thought it was a neighbor's whisper, so he lay back on the grass bed and stopped listening to them. After a while, the temple was silent. When Ning was about to fall asleep, he felt as if someone had entered his bedroom. He quickly got up and looked at it, and found that the girl named Xiao Gan came in from the north yard. He was taken aback and asked her what she was doing. She said she wanted to sleep with him. Ning Cai Chen solemnly said, "You are not afraid of others' comments, and I am afraid of others gossiping. If you accidentally slip, you will become a shameless person with moral decay. "The girl said nobody knew at night. Ning Cai Chen scolded loudly, and the girl hesitated to say something. Ning Cai Chen shouted, "go away! Otherwise, I will call someone in the south cabin. " Hearing this, the girl was a little scared and had to walk away. I just walked out the door and turned back. I put an ingot of gold on Ning's mattress. Ning immediately threw it on the steps of the yard and scolded, "Ill-gotten wealth has stained my pocket. The girl picked up the gold in shame and left, saying, "This man has a heart of stone." "The next morning, a scholar from Lanxi took a servant to take the exam. They live in the east wing of the temple. Unexpectedly, the scholar died suddenly that night. After his death, he found a small hole in the soles of his feet, which seemed to have been pricked by an awl and a wisp of blood flowed out. No one knows what's going on. After a night, the scholar's servant also died, with exactly the same symptoms as the scholar. In the evening, Yan Sheng came back. Ning Cai Chen asked him if he knew the cause of death, and he thought it was a ghost. Ning Cai Chen is an honest man. He doesn't care about ghosts at all. In the evening, the girl came to see him again. She said to Ning, "I have met many people, but there is no upright person like you. You have the virtue of a saint, and I dare not hide it from you. My name is Nie Xiaogan. I/kloc-died of illness at the age of 0/8 and was buried next to this temple. Unfortunately, I was threatened by monsters and did many despicable things. I confuse others with my appearance, which is not what I want to do. No one has killed this temple now, and the ghost hag will probably kill you. " Hearing this, the Ning Cai Chen was frightened. He asked Xiao Gan to help him find a way. Nie Xiaogan said, "If you live in the same room as Yan Chixia, you can avoid disaster. Ning asked, "Why don't you confuse Yan Chixia? Xiao Gan replied, "He is a strange man. Ghosts and demons dare not go near him." Ning Cai Chen asked again, "How can you confuse people?" Nie Xiaogan said, "The man who is close to me, I quietly stabbed his foot with an awl, so that he soon fainted, so I drank his blood for this monster again. "Sometimes, I seduce with gold. Actually, it's not gold, it's the bone of Luo Cha ghost. If you leave this thing to anyone, you can take it out of their hearts. These two methods cater to the psychology of greedy people. " Ning Cai Chen asked her when to be alert, and she said tomorrow night. When he left, Xiao Gan cried and said, "I fell into the sea and couldn't find the shore." You are an upright gentleman, and you can certainly save the suffering. I would appreciate it if you could take my bones to a clean place for burial. Ning agreed and asked where the grave was. "。 She said, "Please remember that it is convenient to have a crow's nest on the poplar tree. "After going out, he disappeared for a while. The next day, I was afraid that Yan Chixia would go out, so I went to his room early and invited him to drink. At 90 am, tables and drinks are ready. At the banquet, Ning observed Yan Chixia. Ning Cai Chen said that he wanted to sleep with him, but Yan Chixia refused to say that she liked silence. Ning Cai Chen didn't listen. In the evening, she forcibly removed all the bedding. Yan Chixia had no choice but to sleep with him. He told Ning, "I know you are a gentleman and I admire you very much. However, I have some personal matters that I can't explain clearly. Please don't rummage through my suitcase. Otherwise, it is not good for you and me. " Ning Cai Chen respectfully agreed. Later, they went to bed. Yan Chixia put the small box on the windowsill before going to bed. After a while, he snored like thunder. Ning Cai Chen couldn't sleep for a long time. At about one o'clock, he found a faint figure outside the window, slowly approaching the window and looking in, his eyes shining. Ning was startled and was about to yell at Yan Chixia when she heard something flying out of a small box, shining like white satin, breaking the stone lattice on the window, suddenly shooting out and then going out like lightning. At this moment, Yanchixia woke up, and Ning Cai Chen pretended to be asleep and looked at him in the dark. I saw Yan Chixia pick up the box to check, take out something from the inside and smell it in the moonlight. It is shiny, about two inches long and the size of leek leaves. Then, Yan Chixia wrapped it up and put it in the box again. Yan Chixia said to herself, "What old monster has the courage to break all my boxes." So he lay down again. Ning Cai Chen felt very strange, so she got up and asked Yan Chixia, and told Yan Chixia what she had just seen. Yan Chixia said, "Now that we have become good friends, I don't have to hide it any more. I am a swordsman. If it weren't for the stone lattice, the monster would have died at that time. Although it didn't die this time, it was seriously injured. " Ning asked him what he had just hidden. Yan Chixia said it was a sword, and said he had just smelled it, and there was something on it. Ning Cai Chen said he wanted to see this sword. Yan Chixia showed it to him. It turned out to be a shiny little sword. Early the next morning, Ning Cai Chen looked out of the window and found blood on the ground. On this day, Ning Cai Chen walked out of the temple. To the north of the temple, he saw an abandoned grave. Look again, there is a poplar tree with a crow's nest on it. After Ning Cai Chen finished speaking, she quickly packed up and was ready to go home. Before he left, Yan Chixia gave a banquet to see him off and gave the broken skin to Ning. He told Ning Cai Chen, "This is a sword bag. You collect it well, it can avoid monsters. "Ning Cai Chen wants to learn fencing with him. Yan Sheng said, "A gentleman of integrity like you could have learned, but you are a rich boy and not in my line of work. "Ning lied that a younger sister was buried in the north of Temple, and she planned to move away. So he dug up Nie Xiaogan's rotten bones, wrapped them in clothes and chartered a boat to return home. Ning's study is near the countryside. After returning home, he built a grave for Xiao Gan outside Lent. After the burial, he offered a sacrifice and said, "I pity you alone, so I will bury you next to my hut, so that I can hear your joys and sorrows, and there will be no evil spirits bullying you here." "A glass of wine is not a tribute, please don't dislike it, drink it!" He was about to go home after blessing when he suddenly heard someone shouting behind him: "Please wait for me!" " "Looking back, it was Xiao Gan. Nie smiled and thanked Ning: "I can't repay you for your loyalty. Please let me go back with you and meet my mother-in-law, even if I am a concubine. Ning looked at it carefully and saw that her skin was delicate, her toes were pointed, her figure was Jiao Jiao, and she was charming. So I took her back to the study. Ning Cai Chen asked her to sit down for a while, and he went in and told his mother. His mother was surprised when she heard about it. At that time, Ning's wife had been ill for a long time, and her mother told him to keep quiet so as not to stimulate the patient. They were talking when Nie quietly entered the room and knelt on the ground to visit Ning's mother. Ning Cai Chen said, "This is Xiao Gan." Ning's mother looked at her in panic. She was afraid. Nie Xiaogan said: "I am alone, far from my parents and brothers. Thanks to your concern, I got out of trouble. Therefore, I am willing to serve him in return for his kindness. " Ning's mother didn't dare to talk to her until she saw her cuteness. Ningmu said, "Of course I'm glad that the girl is willing to take care of my son. It's just that I have only raised this son in my life. I have to rely on him to carry on the family line, and I dare not let him marry a ghost wife. Xiao Gan said, "I really have no second thoughts." Since the people under the grave can't get your trust, let me treat my son as a brother and wait for your old man's orders, okay? "Ning mother feel very sincere, agreed. When she said she wanted to meet her sister-in-law, Ning's mother refused, saying that Ning's wife was ill in bed, which was inconvenient. Xiao Gan didn't go. Then Xiao Gan immediately went to the kitchen to cook for her mother. She has been in and out of Ning's home, as if she had been here for a long time. She is no stranger. After dark, Ningmu was a little afraid of her and asked her to go back to sleep first, but she didn't prepare a quilt for her. Xiao Gan realized that this was a signal that her mother was going to kick her out, so she left. When she passed by Ning's study, she wanted to go in, but she was afraid to go in. She lingered outside the door. Ning Cai Chen called her, and she said, "There is a shock wave in the room, which makes people afraid. So I dare not see you on the road some time ago. " Ning suddenly remembered Yan Chixia's broken purse and hurriedly took it down and hung it in another room. Xiao Gan went into the study and sat down by candlelight. After sitting for a long time without saying a word, she asked Ning Cai Chen, "Do you study at night? I read Shurangama Sutra when I was a child, but now I forget most of it. Please help me find a book, and I'll ask my eldest brother for advice when I'm free at night. " Ning Cai Chen agreed. They had nothing to say, and Xiaoqian didn't say goodbye. After the second watch, Xiao Gan was still sitting in the study. Ning Cai Chen urged her. She said sadly, "I am a lonely soul from other places, and I am particularly afraid of going to that deserted grave." Ning Cai Chen said: "There is no other bed here. Brother and sister should avoid suspicion." . "Xiao Gan stood up, looking sad and crying, trying to take a step, but there was nothing he could do. She slowly walked out of the study and disappeared behind the steps. Ning felt sorry for her, wanted her to sleep in another bed, and worried that her mother would blame her. Early the next morning, Xiao Gan went to visit her mother, brought her water to wash her hands, and continued to do housework. Everything was to her liking. In the evening, Xiao Gan left the study automatically. When she passed by the study, she often recited the scriptures by candlelight, and didn't leave sadly until Ning was about to fall asleep. It turned out that since Ning's wife was ill, Ning's mother took care of all the housework, and she was exhausted. Since Xiao Gan came home, Ningmu has been much more at leisure. As time went on, Ningmu and Xiao Gan became familiar with each other, and she liked Xiao Gan more and more. Later, Ning's mother forgot that it was a ghost and couldn't bear to let her go at night, so she stayed to sleep with her. When Xiao Gan first came, he didn't eat or drink, and didn't start eating porridge until half a year later. Ning Cai Chen's mother and son loved her very much and never said she was a ghost. Soon, Ning's wife died of illness. Ning's mother wants to accept being her daughter-in-law, but she is afraid that she can't have children. Xiao Gan said that Cai Chen will have three boys, and there will be no offspring, just because she has a ghost wife. Therefore, Jia Ning hosted a banquet for friends and relatives. On the wedding day, Xiao Gan pretended to appear and went to see friends and relatives generously, which made the whole room dumbfounded. People don't doubt that she is a ghost, but a fairy. Therefore, relatives from all directions came to congratulate them and rushed to meet Xiao Gan. Xiao Gan is good at drawing orchids and plum blossoms, and often draws them to thank guests. Those who get the paintings collect them and are proud of Xiao Gan's paintings. One day, Xiao Gan leaned against the window and looked worried. Suddenly asked: "Where is the purse?" Ning Cai Chen said, "Because you are afraid of it, you keep it somewhere else. Xiao Gan said, "I have been exposed to the smell of strangers for a long time, so I should not be afraid anymore." . You'd better hang your purse on the bed. "Ning Cai Chen asked her why she did it. Xiao Gan said, "In the past few days, my worries have never stopped. I expected that the monster in Jinhua hated me for running away, and I was afraid that I would find it sooner or later. " Ning Cai Chen brought the purse at this moment. Xiao gan looked at it again and again and said, "this is used by the sword fairy to dress up his head." I don't know how many people died in this broken state. I will tremble when I see it now. " So he hung up his purse. The next day, Ning Cai Chen was moved to the door. At night, the two of them sat opposite each other with the lights on, and suddenly something like a bird flew in. Xiaoqian was so scared that she hid in the curtain. She looked at it like a hag, her eyes were like lightning, her bloody tongue was shining, and she quickly moved forward. She stopped at the door and lingered for a long time. She slowly approached the purse and grabbed it with her claws, as if to tear it apart. Suddenly, the bag rang and it became as big as a basket. In a trance, a ghost protrudes from the bag, and the hag is pulled into the bag, so it becomes quiet and the bag changes back to its previous appearance. Ning was surprised and afraid, but also came out and said happily, "It's all right! "Look at the bag together, there is only water. A few years later, Ning was admitted to Jinshi and gave birth to a boy. Later, Ning married another concubine and gave birth to a boy with her. Their children later became celebrities.