What are the classic allusions or jokes in the computer field?

It is said that a hacker risked his life to steal the last page of lisp code used in missile control in the United States, and found that the page was full of right brackets.

(2) Just now, my colleague at the service desk told me that a new employee came today with an English name of null. After the account was created, now all the management systems of the company have collapsed!

(3) Why do saints shout out every time they make a move? Because functions must be declared before being called.

There used to be two programmers, A and B, who worked hard but had little money. One day, programmer A drove Maserati to work, and programmer B was shocked and asked, "Where did this car come from?"

Yesterday, I worked late, went to a bar to drink, and a beautiful woman came to see me.

Shan, without saying a word, we got into her Maserati and headed for a deserted place. Then she stopped to take off all her clothes and told me that I could take whatever I wanted, so I took her car away. "

Programmer bilibili thought for a while and said, "You did the right thing, but you can't wear her clothes."

"Being a programmer is very tired and I want to change careers. What should I do? " Answer: "hit enter."

⑦Perl is the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.