I don't care. You don't care. Three blind people died temporarily.

My friend's wife went back to her mother's house and asked me for a drink. She was having a good time when his wife called to check the mail:

"Where is it?"

"at home!"

"There is a five-dollar bill under the tea table. Read the number to me! "

"…………"

As soon as I heard this, I quickly grabbed his cell phone and turned it off!

"Go home! Just say that the phone is dead! "

My friend turned grief into joy and asked me why I was so witty.

I glanced at my wife and replied, "Born in sorrow, I died in happiness!" " "