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A road has been repaired, demolished and repaired. What is oil and water? Jokes.

There is oil and water.

The son asked his father, "Why did you dig a good road?" Why are the flowers and trees on the roadside dug and mended? "

His father thought for a moment and said, "Go and get that fat meat from the refrigerator."

The son took out the meat, and the father said, "You put it back." The son put it back. Several times in a row ... my son was puzzled.

His father asked his son, "What do you have?"

The son looked at his hand and said, "There is oil and water."