Primary school teachers' creative opening remarks are humorous

With the coming of the new semester, how can the opening remarks of primary school teachers attract students' attention? I sorted out the relevant content. Let's have a look!

The humorous and creative opening remarks of the primary school teacher 1, I have long been eager to give lessons to my classmates. However, the students have been in class for three weeks, and I have the opportunity to walk into the classroom and meet you. Here, I solemnly declare that it is not that I am willing to come, but that I am afraid of grabbing territory with the college entrance examination because I teach the examination class. In fact, I have been looking forward to the day when I am with you! Now, finally!

I don't expect my classmates to watch politics in their spare time, but I demand that "illegal" behavior is not allowed in politics class! Anyone who reads other books, does other exercises, sleeps or is in a daze in the political class is regarded as an "illegal" activity in the political class! (laughs. If you find out which classmate is engaged in these "illegal" activities, then this classmate should do a good thing-sing songs for everyone and enliven the atmosphere.

I like the relaxed and happy learning atmosphere. Next time you come to class, students can sit in their own study group under the leadership of the group leader, and a group can sit together for discussion.

Today, I walked into the classroom in advance with excitement. As a result, I saw that no one loved to talk to me, but at most I gave me a puzzled look. I turned around and ran to the teachers' lounge.

You can't blame your classmates, because this is my first time to come to class with you, and you don't know me yet! As long as I am free in the future, I will walk into the classroom in advance to chat with you, and I can't ignore me in the future!

Hello, classmates, I am a new teacher. My name is xxx. From today, I will be your class teacher, and I will teach you Chinese and math courses! I hope we can learn from each other in teaching. Let's make progress together and learn the course well!

I hope we are teachers and students in class and can become friends after class! If you have any suggestions, opinions or need help, you can ask me after class, and I will try my best to improve and help you as much as possible!