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The story of the hunter and the bear
It seems so, but the details may be different.
One day, the hunter went out hunting and got lost because it was dark. At this moment, a bear came out of the Woods and said to the hunter, "Friend, come to my house." Then the hunter and the bear returned to the bear's home.
When he got home, the bear said to the children, "Children, bring the rice quickly, we have friends coming …" So the hunter was warmly received.
The next day, the hunter will go home. The bear said to the hunter, "How did you sleep? Friends. " The hunter said, "That's good. You are also very enthusiastic. The only drawback is that your smell is too bad ..."
The bear was very sad and said to him, "well, as compensation, you can cut off my head." The hunter listened and did it. ....................
Soon after, the hunter met the bear again. He said to the bear, "Friend, are you healed?" The bear said, "The head wound is healed, but the heart wound will never be healed .............."
Whoo, that's it. I'm exhausted. This is an ironic fable, which is very meaningful. O(∩_∩)O
It's all the same, but what do you want with him? Writing a composition This is an old story.
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