Tell more jokes and handle things with humor, and life will be easier! ! !

1, the bus is very crowded, with a thin man and a fat man standing.

The thin man said, "It's not easy to wait for an empty seat."

The fat man said, "You are better! Like me, I have to wait until there are two empty seats! "

A handsome boy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin. Sounds like scratching at the bottom of a pot with your nails. ...

One afternoon, while he was playing the violin, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the aunt who checked the safety and hygiene came in and said seriously, "Who is washing the pot?" Don't you know that electric cookers are not allowed in the dormitory? " ! "

One day, you took tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the street. At the crossroads, tomatoes were run over by a car. You said, "Ha ha ha! Ketchup! "

At another intersection, the watermelon was hit, and you said, "Ha ha ha! Watermelon juice! "

At the third intersection, you were run over by a car. Strawberry said, "Ha ha ha! Scum! "

One day, the school invited parents to visit the school. In the first class in the morning, the students say hello to the teacher and say, "Good morning, teacher."

The teacher felt that the students should also say hello to the parents present, so he said, "What about the parents?"

Before the students could react, the parents stood up together and said, "Good morning, teacher."

A boy bought a piece of bread with two yuan in the bakery. He thought this bread was much smaller than usual, so he said to the baker, "Is this bread much smaller than usual?"

"Oh, that's all right." The baker replied, "If it's smaller, it's easier for you to hold it."

After listening, the boy put fifty cents on the counter and was about to walk out of the shop. The baker stopped him: "Hey, you don't have enough money to buy bread!" " ""Oh, that's all right. "

The boy said politely, "If you are less, it will be easier for you to count."