Tell a joke ... a funny one is enough.

1, Ma Mian: "Rebecca, the new kid who keeps the oil pot in hell is a BT."

Rebecca: "Oh?"

Horse face: "Every time he pushes someone into the oil pan, he forces others to hug each other."

Rebecca: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that he used to fry fried dough sticks."

2. One day, Four Ghosts are bored, and when they start gambling, they should show their ability to change.

The next day, GREAT GHOST came to earth for the first time. He turned into a sheep and ate grass by the roadside. Who knows, I met a Taoist.

The Taoist priest looked at the sheep and said, "A sheep has a ghost horn. It must be a ghost. " Then he sold the ghost to a restaurant and GREAT GHOST became a pot of mutton soup.

The second ghost was very angry when he saw it. The next day, he turned into a mosquito to suck the blood of the Taoist priest. Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest saw through it at a glance and killed two ghosts with one hand.

The third ghost is a little timid. To be on the safe side, he turned into a willow tree, which grew in front of the Taoist family. I didn't want to, but I was caught by the Taoist priest and burned to ashes.

When the three ghosts gathered in prototype and returned to the underworld, the four ghosts were too scared to go, but the three ghosts refused, so he had to come to earth. Who knows that this trip turned out to be fifty years.

Fifty years later, the four ghosts met, and at this time, the four ghosts were safe and sound. The third ghost was surprised and asked why.

Ghost four proudly said, "In those days, I became a scholar. As soon as the Taoist priest saw me, he forced me to become relatives with him ... "