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Primary school Su Jiao Edition Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon's Drama Script

"Journey to the West Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon" script?

Act one?

(Wukong walks in front and scratches his head from time to time. Bajie leads the horse. Tang Priest sat leisurely on the white table and recited Nan Wu Jing. Friar Sand shouldered the burden and walked with difficulty. Background music: "Dare to ask where the road is" (Friar Sand stops talking)?

Friar Sand (putting down the burden and saying wearily): Master, Big Brother and Second Brother, there seems to be a family ahead. We can ask for some vegetarian food to fill our stomachs. ?

Bajie (with a greedy face): Then hurry to eat. I think the people in front are rich because they are ploughing, and the result is poor! ?

Wukong (jumping in front of Bajie and giving him the middle finger, dismissing it): Idiot! Waste your name as marshal of the canopy! Around this mountain. There's a demon around! Can't you see? Pig (running to the Tang Priest and looking up): Master, this demon monkey is just slacking off for himself. Why don't you say a spell? ?

Tang Priest (closing his eyes and calmly pointing to Wukong): Good! Very good! There is no amitabha in the south. Monkey, why don't you ask for something to eat? ?

Wukong (hands clenched): Take care, Master, and I'll leave! (the Monkey King and Bai are cloaked, standing on a high mountain, looking at the four teachers and students, sneering)?

Bai: Ha ha ha ha! It is said that eating the meat of Tang monk can make you live forever. Today, he came uninvited.

Bai turned himself into a small basket and walked leisurely to the four of them? Tang Priest (to Pig and Friar Sand): Wukong just said that there is no one here. Why did a man appear in front? ?

Bajie: Wait for the old pig to come and see. (Pig puts down his rake, puts on his clothes and pretends to be gentle) Bodhisattva, where are you going? What do you have in your hand? ?

Bai: Senior, this is fried gluten with fragrant rice, especially for you. ? Bajie: It's for us! ?

(White walks up to the Tang Priest, who quickly puts his hands together. )?

Tang Priest: Bodhisattva, where do you live? How did you know we were here? ?

Bai: Master, my family lives in Xishan. My parents believe in Buddhism and do good deeds. Whenever monks pass by, they will give some vegetarian dishes. My husband is farming in Beishan, and my parents are old. I'm going to deliver food. When I meet you on the road and think of my parents' kindness, please ask the masters to use it! ?

Tang Priest: Good! Very good! You'd better give it to your husband. My apprentice went to pick fruit. He will come soon. ?

Bajie: Why are you waiting for that monkey's rotten peaches when you don't eat ready-made meals? He picked up the basket and handed it to Tang Priest. )?

Wukong (rushing over with a worried face): Slow down! All right, you idiot! It's blind to pass this demon's food on to Master! Brother Sha, take care of your luggage and master quickly. I won't fight this demon! ?

Wukong raises a stick and kills the goblin. Bai escaped in a wisp of smoke, leaving a body. )?

Tang Priest (dumbfounded): You monkey head, you kill people for no reason! ? Wukong: Master Mo, come and see what's in this basket. ?

Friar Sand (pointing to the basket): Master, what kind of rice is this? Apparently frogs and toads! (Say that finish carrying a basket. )?

(The Tang Priest was a little convinced, and Bajie went to spoil the game. )?

Bajie: Master, don't listen to this monkey's nonsense. This patroness is obviously a good person who delivers meals to us. He insisted that she was a demon! He killed someone, and he was afraid that the master would recite a spell, so he made up a cover-up to coax you. ?

(Bajie finished the ending. When the Tang Priest recited a spell, Wukong cried out in pain. )? Wukong: Master, stop reading, stop reading, have something to say! ?

Tang Priest: Monks are merciful. How can you kill a good man for no reason? Go home, I don't want such an apprentice! ?

(Wukong quickly kneels and kowtows): Master, I haven't thanked you for saving my life. How can I get back? Master, I won't dare again! ?

Tang Priest: In that case, I will spare you this time. If I come again next time, I will repeat this spell twenty times! ?

Wukong: Yes, Master! ?

Act II:?

(Bajie and Friar Sand take the stage)?

Narrator: the Monkey King went to Huazhai again, and three Tang people rested on the grass. What about white? In fact, Bai is not dead. She wants to be the mother of the last woman who arrested Tang Priest. The Monkey King knew this, so he went back. ?

Bajie: Monkey, how did you come back so soon? How about vegetarian food? ? Wukong: I don't trust you. I'm afraid the monster will come back. ?

Wukong (catching up with Tang): Master wants me to go back. You can say a spell to loosen the hoop, take my hoop off and I'll go back. If it weren't for the loose hoop spell, Master would still take me with him. Otherwise, the once brilliant Monkey King would be embarrassed to go back and put this hoop on his head. ?

Tang Priest: Then I will spare you once. Don't commit any more crimes. ? Wukong: OK, OK, Master! ? (The second act ends)? Act three?

Bai (observing from the clouds): After a while, the Tang Priest will cross this mountain, and he will be out of my charge. If other monsters catch it, won't it be cheaper for others? ?

Narrator: Bai is unwilling. This time, she became the woman's father. ?

Three people in the Tang Dynasty were walking when they suddenly saw an old man with white hair walking unsteadily with a cane in one hand and a bead in the other, chanting sutras in his mouth. )? Bai: Hello, elders! ? Tang Priest: Hello, donor. ?

Bai: Elder, have you seen my daughter and my wife along the way? ? Tang Sanren: This ...?

Bai: What's the matter with you? Did you kill their mother and daughter? ? Bajie: It wasn't us. My eldest brother did it alone. ?

Bai: Ah. ...

Wukong: You are a demon. You can fool others, but you can't be partial to my grandson! ?

White scared to be quiet? Wukong: Land! Mountain god! ? (Land Mountain God appears)?

Wukong: Come and send a certificate to my grandson. ?

(After that, he killed the demon with a stick. Tang Priest was too angry to speak. )?

Bajie: Good Monkey King, you are really something. You killed three people in less than half a day. ? Wukong: Master, look, this demon has been killed by me. Look, there is a line on her spine that really means' Mrs. Bones'. ?

Bajie: Master, don't believe him. He is turning a corpse into a skeleton to hide people's eyes and ears. ? (Tang Priest chanting. )?

Wukong: Master is wrong about me. It's really a demon. He wants to hurt you. I was kind enough to protect master, but you kept listening to that idiot's nonsense and tried to kick me out. Forget it. Forget it. I'm leaving. It's just that I'm afraid there won't be anyone to protect Master when I leave. ?

Tang Priest (angrily): You Po Hou are becoming more and more rude! Jason Wu, get a pen! ? (Friar Sand brings a pen and paper, and Tang Priest writes a derogatory book and hands it to Wukong. )?

Tang Priest: Monkey Head, take this as proof, I am no longer your master, and you are no longer my apprentice. You go! ?

Wukong (putting the derogatory book in his sleeve, reluctantly): Master, I wanted to guarantee you to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, but I didn't expect to give up halfway. At least have a mentoring show. Please accept my worship. ?

Wukong (to Friar Sand after the worship): Brother Sha, you are a good man. Beware of Bajie's nonsense and take good care of Master in the future. ?

Friar Sand: Brother, Master is just angry at the moment. You just have to persuade him. ?

Wukong: If the demon takes Master away, you can say that my grandson is his great apprentice. The goblin knows my ability, so he dare not hurt his master. ?

Tang Priest: I am a good monk. I won't mention your notoriety. ? (Wukong kowtows to Master again with tears in his eyes. )? The ending?

Extended data

Tang Priest and his disciples went to Baihuling to get the scriptures. In Baihuling, there lived a corpse demon Bai Gujing. In order to eat the Tang Priest's flesh, he became a village girl, a woman and a father, all of whom were caught by the Monkey King. Bai was afraid and turned into a gust of wind to flee. The Monkey King killed all the fake bodies of village girls and women.

However, Tang Priest didn't distinguish between a shemale and a shemale, instead, he accused the Monkey King of killing people at will, even hurting the lives of mother and daughter, and violating the precepts. The third time, Bai became a white-haired old man and was caught by the Monkey King. Tang Priest wrote a derogatory book and drove the Monkey King back to Huaguoshan.

Soviet education edition

Sixth grade text book 2

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples came to a high mountain, where the mountain was steep and the peaks were stacked. After a day's walk, the Tang Priest felt hungry, so he asked the Monkey King to find something to eat. Wukong jumped into the clouds and looked around. When he saw ripe peaches in Nanshan, he wanted to pick some to satisfy his hunger.

No sooner had Wukong left than the Tang Priest was discovered for nothing. Bai was overjoyed and said to himself, "Nature! Nature! It is said that eating Tang monk meat can live forever. The opportunity is coming! " It was about to go forward when it saw that the Tang Priest was protected by Pig Bajie and Friar Sand, so it turned into a beautiful village girl and went straight to the Tang Priest with a can of vegetarian food, saying that it was specially for them. Tang Priest repeatedly refused, and Bajie made a false statement. If he catches the jar, he will talk.

Just then, Wukong came back from picking peaches in Nanshan. When I opened my eyes, it turned out that the village girl was a demon, so I raised my golden hoop as a pledge. Tang Priest quickly caught Wukong. Wukong said, "It's a demon. It's here to cheat you." With that, he gave the goblin a slap in the face. The goblin left a fake body and ran away.

Tang Priest blamed Wukong for hurting people's lives for no reason. Wukong opened the jar and several frogs and toads jumped out. There is no fasting at all. Tang Priest thinks the village girl is a monster.

The disciples ate peaches and went on their way. An old woman in her eighties came out on the hillside, leaning on an elbow and a bamboo pole, crying step by step. When Wukong saw that the demon had changed again, he didn't speak, which was another blow. Seeing the stick fall for nothing, he took off his body like a magician and lost a fake body on the road.

When Tang Priest saw it, he fell from his horse and sat on the ground. He couldn't help saying something and read the hooping spell twenty times at a stretch. Wukong has a terrible headache and complains quickly. The Tang Priest shouted, "Why didn't you listen and kill one person and another?" "It's a demon!" The Tang Priest was very angry: "Nonsense! There are not so many goblins! You have no intention of doing good, but you intend to do evil. Go! "

Wukong said, "If Master really doesn't want me, please take off the golden hoop from my head!" Tang Priest was surprised: "I only learned to tighten the spell, but I didn't loosen it!" " "Wukong said," if there is no loose hoop spell, you can still take me away. The Tang Priest said helplessly, "I'll spare you this time. Don't commit any more crimes." . Wukong nodded in agreement, helped Tang Priest mount his horse and moved on.

Bai didn't want to let Tang Priest go, so he turned into a white-haired old man and pretended to come to his wife and daughter. Wukong hid the golden cudgel beside him, stepped forward to meet the demon and said with a smile, "You can hide it from others, but you can't hide it from me! I know you, a demon. " Wukong pulled out his golden cudgel and didn't do it right away for fear that Master would recite the mantra. He secretly called the gods and ordered, "This evil spirit has deceived my master three times and twice, and this time it must be killed.

You testified in mid-air. "The gods are watching us in the sky. Wukong swung the golden hoop and killed the monster with one stick. The goblin turned into a pile of skeletons, and there was a line on the spine that said Mrs. Bone.

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