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Dogs' understanding mood sentences are sent to friends.
1. I remember someone saying that I like dogs because I want to be loved, and I like cats because I want to love others. Me Before You, I have no feelings for kittens, but now I like cats better than dogs.
2. Some people always think that other people's dogs are okay to eat, so my dog can eat. Really, don't feed the dog indiscriminately, you will regret it if something happens!
3. I especially like to walk my dog by the river alone in the dead of night. The sound of insects makes people quiet.
4. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs better, I still like dogs more.
5. I remember the first time I got a dog, I was scared to death, and I stayed away from it. Now I like it very much.
6. Every time I come home from school, Duoduo always comes from afar, hugging my legs tightly and saying nothing. He kept licking my hands and biting my skirts, making me covered in dog hair.
7. This is a very beautiful pug. It is not big. Its white curly hair covers the whole body and covers its small face. It looks like a little sheep. It has a pair of big ears, but its tail is very short and almost completely hidden in the curly hair.
8. It's the first time I saw a dog, and it turned out that it would be black and blue ... I know what a dog means to my family by keeping a dog myself
9. I have been keeping a dog for almost two years, and I was scared for the first time. The dog was lying motionless on the ground, holding it soft, his tongue was purple and his eyes were loose, and he was foaming at the mouth. After more than an hour, he could barely stand up and put it on the bed to look at him.
11. I like dogs for so many years. Have you changed? Do you still like dogs as always?
12. Old friends ended their isolation, the iron triangle was reorganized, Shiba Inu and afternoon tea were held for the first time, and the enthusiasm for raising dogs was once again ignited.
13. Many people are far worse than animals, and animals are more human than many people, not to mention loyal dogs. Many dogs are greater than many people, and they perfectly interpret truth, goodness and beauty ...
14. My most loyal and lovely friend
15. When I went out for the first time after raising a dog, I kept watching the monitor on the way. In the monitor, the dog kept looking at the direction of the door. Indeed, don't feed your pet indiscriminately, you will regret it if something happens!
17. I really like Keji! How so cute! Although the legs are short, they look cute when running!
18. The puppy's stomach is already growling with hunger. As soon as he sees the food coming, he immediately runs to me.
19. We can have many dogs, but the dog has only one owner, so we should treat it well.
2. Every time I think about whether I prefer cats or puppies, I really prefer puppies more. 222 Dogs have been with me for four years. Talk about making friends
1. People who don't have dogs will never understand the happiness. They are warm, naive, cute and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.
2. Every day as long as I get home, it will run to meet me. Even if it is playing with people, it will come to welcome me. It will run and bark, while still wagging its tail. He ran to my side to show his kindness by biting my pants, and sometimes he jumped on me and even asked me to give him a hug. Otherwise, it will be noisy. At this time, I always take out some things that the puppy likes to eat for him. It immediately ate in front of me. I am very close to it, and it will be uncomfortable if I don't see it at home.
3. The favorite smell is the shower gel of my dog after taking a bath and the smell of Mao Mao, the face buried in it is super comfortable and super healing.
4. Talking about the mood of keeping a dog
5. A dog is man's best friend, and a dog's best friend is another dog. It is difficult for dogs to talk about respect.
6. I used to feel lonely, but now I am much happier with a dog.
7. Its hair is smooth and shiny, its eyes are round, like two black pearls, its hind legs are long, its front legs are short, its claws are sharp, and it runs lightly and quickly.
8. As long as I see dogs like them now, I love all dogs. The second thing to do when I have money in the future is to have a dog.
9. Before you take me home, please remember that my life span is about ten to fifteen years. If you abandon me, it will be my greatest pain.
1. I remember the first time I got a dog, I was scared to death, and I stayed away from it. Now I like it very much.
11. The puppy's stomach is already growling with hunger. As soon as it saw the food coming, it ran to me at once.
12. We can have many dogs, but the dog has only one owner, so we should treat it well.
13. Shiba Inu's trip to Japan has a high popularity and belongs to small dogs. Soft and obedient, even girls are very fond of puppies.
14. The puppy has a big mouth in Zhang Kuan with a row of white and sharp teeth. It can kill a big mouse with one bite!
15. years are still long, and I have a good heart. eventually, someone will accompany me to walk my dog and drink.
16. Dogs are the most loyal friends and are willing to stay with us all the time.
17. A neighbor's puppy caught my attention. I looked at the puppy, which was all gray', and my eyes were fixed on me, because it was winter, and I carefully looked at the puppy's nose, which was red with cold. I couldn't bear to watch it any more. I carried it into the house. Gave it a hot bath. He's very happy, I can see that. Then I used the sheets I didn't want before to make a nest for it.
18. I recall that I cried, laughed, failed and succeeded in the days when I was with my pet. Every minute I remember is wonderful.
19. Some people always feel that other people's dogs are okay to eat, so our dog can also eat. Indeed, don't feed your pet indiscriminately, you will regret it if something happens!
2. Talk about the mood of raising a dog for the first time. On the first day of raising a dog, send a copy of 222 sentences about people's feelings for dogs to a circle of friends (selected 2 sentences)
1. The sun is still shining, the time is still the same, and the dogs are jumping for joy and running when they meet. Can we easily have and enjoy it?
2. The first thing to do every morning is to walk the dog.
3. I like cats and dogs, but I'm not ready to raise them yet. I hope to raise a cat and dog with the old man when I get old.
4. His life is very hard. At that time, there were basically not many leftovers in the garbage bin, and the puppy often didn't have enough to eat, even couldn't eat all day. So it is very thin, so thin that there is only one skin left. In order to continue to live, it came to a residential building, and there was just a corner below, where it lay down.
5. The puppy has a very gentle personality. If you treat it well, it will use your head and legs as if it were coquetry to you; But if a stranger comes to its home, it will still bark and even jump on you and bite you.
6. My colleague has a cat and wants to have a dog. He asked me what it's like to have a dog. I said that no matter how long we parted, every time we met again, it was like seeing you for the first time. Her unreasonable happiness can also affect you, and she thinks about you (and snacks) all the time
7. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs better, I still like dogs more.
8. A dog is a good friend of people, and a dog's good friend is another dog. It is difficult for dogs to talk about attention.
9. I remember someone saying that I like dogs because I want to be loved, and I like cats because I want to love others. Me Before You, I have no feelings for kittens, but now I like cats more than dogs.
1. The favorite smell is the bath lotion of our dog after bathing, and the smell of little Mao Mao, the face buried in it is super comfortable and super healing.
11. Puppy dog who loves to play more than me
12. The barking of a dog is not as weak as that of a cat, nor as horrible as that of a tiger, but full of gas, which makes people sound magnificent and crisp.
13. We can have many dogs, but the dog has only one owner, so we should treat it well.
14. People who don't have dogs will never understand the happiness of keeping dogs. They are warm, naive, cute and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.
15. The first time I raised a dog, I brought back an impure border herdsman deworming vaccine in a black kennel, and lied to me about it. After five days of fighting, it made me sick.
16. After class, I was still thinking about which puppy. I wonder what happened to him. I'm worried! Time flies. School is over. I walked slowly on the road. Suddenly, it rained cats and dogs and I didn't know how to get home. Just listen to "Wang! Wang! Wang! " A few times, a puppy appeared in front of my eyes and came running with an umbrella in his mouth. He looked up as if he wanted to give me the umbrella. I picked up the umbrella, which turned out to be my umbrella, the one marked. I'm so happy! I picked up the puppy at once!
17. A few years ago, we had a lovely puppy at home. It has a pair of big watery eyes, a sensitive nose like a black grape, a Zhang greatly's mouth, and a mouthful of teeth. It's really cute when it walks! I miss living with it very much.
18. If a dog loves you, it will always love you, no matter what you do, what happens and how much time you have experienced.
19. The most beautiful dog in the world
2. It's the first time to raise a dog. I don't know what a small bag is in the middle of the dog's belly. I've been a little worried. I asked the doctor when I was ready to get rid of worms. As a result, I was told today that the west eight dog with navel is ten years old. 1. This dog sometimes stands aside in front of my house all day, sometimes lying on cardboard, and sometimes standing. I observed it for several days and thought it was a dog without a master. I thought it was very pitiful. I bought sausages and gave leftovers and leftovers to the dog. The puppy wags its tail every time it sees me.
2. The first thing to do every morning is to walk the dog.
3. I remember someone saying. I like to keep a dog because I want to be loved. I like to keep cats because I want to love others. Meet you.
4. ever since I got a dog, I've fallen back to the middle school level, because no matter what I wear, I'm immediately thrown into mud by the dog.
5. I really like Keji! How so cute! Although the legs are short, they look cute when running!
6. record my dog-raising history: the first time I scolded the dog, I ran away, cut it, and was disqualified.
7. The first time I raised a dog, I brought back an impure border animal repellent vaccine from a black kennel, but I cheated me into calling it back for five days, and it made me angry that I didn't eat anything.
8. Many people are far worse than animals, and animals are more human than many people, not to mention loyal dogs. Many dogs are greater than many people, and they perfectly interpret truth, goodness and beauty ...
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1. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs better, I still like dogs more.
11. The black dog doesn't growl or bark, just like a warrior with great status, dignified and sophisticated, sitting there motionless, trying to correct the fluffy hair on his chest.
12. People who don't have dogs will never understand the happiness of keeping dogs. They are warm, naive, cute and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.
13. I remember the first time I got a dog, I was scared to death, and I stayed away from it. Now I like it very much.
14. People who don't have a dog will never understand the happiness of keeping a dog. They are warm, naive, cute and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.
15. My most loyal and lovely friend
16. I have a dog with a serious Oedipus complex. Why do I like to keep a dog? Because he is always by my side when I need company.
17. Some people always think that other people's dogs are okay to eat, so my dog can eat. Really, don't feed the dog indiscriminately, you will regret it if something happens!
18. If a dog loves you, it will always love you, no matter what you do, what happens and how much time you have experienced.
19. Old friends ended their isolation, the iron triangle was reorganized, Shiba Inu and afternoon tea were held for the first time, and the enthusiasm for raising dogs was once again ignited.
2. Today, I went to a shop for the first time to get my nails done. The technique is not bad. I can get it all done in an hour and a half. The key is to have a TV! My little sister also has a dog (not in the store). I'm super happy to talk about raising a dog. The more I talk about it, the more I want to raise it. Now I'm waiting to meet the right one!
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