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To tell the truth, what are you most thankful for?

20 12 a boy was admitted to a key university in the north and dropped out of school in less than two months.

He often boasts about his amazing ability, likes writing and is good at arranging music. When he was young, he regarded Jay Chou as his lifelong idol. In high school, with his handsome appearance and good guitar skills, he once won many fans, both men and women, and was nicknamed the "God Chicken" monitor by his classmates because of his cleverness and wit. In my opinion, this man has no real talent and learning, and his arrangement is far from amazing. But if you fool your inexperienced peers, you will inevitably be ridiculed when you meet an expert. Speaking of the reasons for dropping out of school, he met a girl from the same department on the train.

Girls like plain, no makeup, wearing long black skirts and ponytails, especially photography.

This buddy chatted with people, boasted a lot, talked with the girl all afternoon without shame, and exchanged WeChat after arriving at the station. From then on, they lived together day and night and gradually developed feelings.

Only after half a month, the two met each other after a brief encounter, secretly promised each other for life, holding hands, and met in the hotel the third week, ready to have a shot.

Unexpectedly, on the way, Cheng, who was holding a SLR, did not say anything, and there was a big fight in the street, and his buddy was black and blue. Later, he was kindly taken away by passers-by, sent to the hospital by the police, and later lost money.

My buddy didn't know until he got here that my sister paper had already met someone, and her boyfriend was from Shanxi. It is said that her family comes from a good family. Even if she doesn't dig coal, she still owns several properties, but she is far from the girl. On this trip, I listened to my classmates' suggestions and rushed from Hainan overnight to catch the rape. Three days later, my buddy recovered from a flesh wound, escaped from the sight of his classmates who accompanied him to bed, sneaked out of the hospital, turned off his cell phone and disappeared without a trace.

Less than a month later, news broke that he had dropped out of school, and friends in his hometown were in an uproar, lamenting that this fellow could really do it.

When I heard about this farce, it was still at the dinner party. Most of the people around me are jokes, and they are extremely sarcastic, saying that this person is ungrateful and didn't find it before digging someone else's corner. Great, because he lost his wife, lost his soldiers, and even refused to go to the university where he worked so hard.

The story gets more and more outrageous. What's more, it is made into a paragraph, and every party will be ridiculed.

I've been with him for twelve years. Later, although I didn't walk much, I felt something was wrong. I couldn't bear my doubts. I visited him at his home in the suburbs.

Unexpectedly, his house has long been rented out, and the residents are cousins of their hometown. After listening to my purpose, I told the truth about dropping out of school on the spot.

The child was born in a poor family in his early years. His father was repairing cars in other places, and his mother helped people take care of the children. To put it mildly, its name is Yue Yue. It's just a family job introduced through relationships and a daily salary. It's not easy to drag a buddy to grow up for years.

From that day on, he was raped and beaten. Early the next morning, his father had dinner with friends and died in a car accident.

The buddy got a call and bought a plane ticket early the next morning to fly back to his hometown. After finishing the business, he and his mother settled down, so they reluctantly discussed with the perpetrators.

At this time, my uncles in my hometown who never helped at ordinary times complained that they were much better than my father. They helped and helped. Without these uncles, their family would have collapsed. In a word, they must share the compensation for the car accident.

This guy was straightforward and questioned his relatives in his hometown on the spot. Later, it broke up in discord, leaving the title of baiwenhang.

Things soon took a turn for the better. A few days later, a group of creditors came from other places, holding large and small IOUs to find their buddies to pay their debts. Later, when I asked, I learned that my parents borrowed money from outsiders to build houses and buy sand bricks. In recent years, they have been working outside the home, and the wages they earn are all used to pay off debts except for sending them back to the mother and son.

My buddy will probably get old overnight when he knows about it.

Later, he filed a lawsuit, the verdict came out, and the compensation was paid in full. He was forced by a group of ruthless relatives such as uncle, and his buddies had little left.

Since then, the mother and son have lived together, and my buddy dropped out of school in a rage. At a young age, he has several jobs, while working to pay off debts, while supporting his widowed old mother.

Today, it has been five years.

He just came back from other places the other day, and I met him in a restaurant.

I drank twenty-five crowns, ate beef in casserole, ordered twenty skewers of mutton and served a roasted oyster.

After three glasses of wine, my buddy looks drunk. He is still infatuated, but his skin is dark and he is no longer young and immature.

Like his father, he has learned to repair cars now, changing wheels and adding oil to people every day. The working environment is dirty and dirty, and he smells sour after taking a shower.

Do I feel bitter after asking him for so many years?

He smiled, took the last sip of wine, put a piece of beef in his mouth, and said drunkenly:

"Debt, for granted. No matter how hard it is, I have to pay back the account left by my father. Otherwise, if he leaves, people will poke his spine. "

I didn't speak, but accompanied him to finish the wine in the cup.

Now that I think about it, I am really glad.

I'm glad to visit his home after the accident and get to know the truth. I didn't lose an open friend.

Fortunately, I have gone through hardships.

He can still bite his teeth and move on.

Squeeze a grass out of this damn day.

Everywhere, full of flowers.

It's done.