Ask a joke about spitting rice, so that the viewer can spray a mouthful of water on the monitor.

On the bus, a primary school student said to his mother with a summer homework book: Mom, I have too much summer homework! Then his mother tore up the exercise book and threw it out of the window. She also told her son smartly, "When the teacher asked, she said that mom and dad had a fight and mom tore up the exercise book."

I can't help feeling that having such a mother is the dream of many students!

Pupils were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to spit out three words: "Just finished."

I am a little girl. Today, when I was on the train, there was a handsome guy sitting next to me. I want to talk to him about the timetable, the name of the station and other topics. At first, he asked me if I had any chewing gum. I was secretly happy and quickly answered yes. So ..............................................

My girlfriend and I went to the bank to remit money. She went to fill out the bill first. I stopped the car and went back to the bank. When I saw my girlfriend's money leaking out of her pocket, I wanted to play a prank and pretend to steal it to scare him. Hardly had I reached out my hand when the security guard kicked me out. I'm sorry ...

Old classmate, long time no see. How is your girlfriend Xiaoli? B (proudly): Haha, she is not my girlfriend anymore! You should have done this a long time ago. When I was in college, I heard that she was having an affair with several boys in our class. I thought I was having an affair with her! B, his face was livid, and it was a long time before he whispered a few words: She is my wife now. ...

I was fighting with the landlord, and my wife was watching. I asked, isn't fighting landlords just for three people? I said yes! The wife asked again, then why are there four names on it? I said there was one watching. Wife: Then I'll watch it next to you. Why isn't my name there?

Over the years, I think Song Ci can be summarized in these eight sentences: the petty bourgeoisie drinks Huasan, and the veterans sit by the bed. The educated youth sings about the ancient self-help tour, and the emperor is worried in the palace. The leftover women stayed at home, and Lori married the prince. Celebrity husbands die young, and beautiful women live in brothels.

Yesterday, I went to the university opposite the company to watch the relay race of the student sports meeting. I saw a boy rushing forward. He was about to hand in the baton when a teacher in front of me shouted, "Hold on! Hold on! You are steady! " Then the two boys paused, looked at each other for half a second, and then hugged and kissed. ...