Say it in a short and interesting way.

1, don't hurt me with love, there is no cure.

2. Who said that the Mid-Autumn Festival must see the moon, and my sister should bask in the sun?

3, study hard for China, a pack of China is a lot of money.

Dude, I gave you an award of silence forever.

5, feelings are a scam, I am at best an undercover.

6. Your arms can accommodate any woman, and my bed can accommodate any man.

7. You have Jackie Chan's nose and Ng Man Tat's mouth. Fat cat's stomach, Liu's leg.

8, one-on-one hit hades, recruit a team!

9. I am willing to be your teacher and demonstrate how to explain with your hands.

10, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and those who have no money go home to grow potatoes.

1 1, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

12, let's get married for a better divorce.

13, there are three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

14, you know? When I was in my twenties, everyone in the village called me "the story of Saidiusim"! What? Don't understand? Oh, it's just, it's the greedy one ...

15, some people make you feel bad, and some people owe you toothache.

16, small animals and monsters go shopping together.

17, in the bank, the robber: "Robbery, get down!" When he saw a lady kneeling, he shouted, "Be fucking civilized. I only rob money, not sex!" "

18, trilogy of modern children's love: holding hands, kissing and making love.

19, I won't be out of tune, I just like singing my own songs.

20. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

2 1, I finally understand the artistic beauty of Jacky Cheung's Goodbye.

22, people should have love, people who fall in love, will not catch a cold easily, will be healthier.

23. Men can fall on the front line, but they must never fall on the prostate.

24, there is a kind of indecent assault called sexy, and there is a kind of sexy glory called Sao.

25. Quit smoking, if you smoke again, you will be walking on thin ice!

26. Mom said: Without me, you are not qualified to die.

Happiness is on my left, but I am not left-handed and can't catch you.

Whether you die or not, I will be there, waiting for you to die.

29. Books are best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

30. Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.

3 1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

32. curse those who bully us and eat noodles and snot.

It is a principle to find a penny for uncle pol.ice on the roadside, but finding ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle.

34. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

35. You smell like leek, and you said you didn't eat today …

36. Every time I see a man dawdle, pick and choose, and return his fucking leftovers, my sister wants to slap him in the face!

37. Without you, I wouldn't have today, and with you, I wouldn't have tomorrow.

It's not that I despise you, but that I don't care about you at all.

39. Life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or there won't be enough flour.

40. At birth. Select the difficult mode. Who knew that I accidentally came to the earth?

4 1, I don't want to prove it, it's meaningless, whatever, I'm happy to get rid of you.

42. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

43. Everyone knows that the ugly duckling finally turned into an old beautiful white swan, but now that you have become an old dinosaur, alas … it has really changed a lot.

Don't listen to Chinese songs, or people in China will say you have no taste.

45. The so-called love at first sight is just like your appearance.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

Short sentences are interesting.

Short sentences are interesting.

First, life is too short to be sexy.

Second, my hands are willing to be rough for women.

Third, when birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods!

Fourth, let others smell your fart!

Fifth, either endure or be cruel!

Six, only love and don't hate, just laugh and don't cry.

Seven, water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Eight, neither bad nor bad, you are just like me.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Ten, the last straw, just bear it again.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

You look like a car accident.

Thirteen, how to lose weight if you are not full?

Fourteen, bleeding will be very painful?

Fifteen, come out to mix, it will be boring sooner or later.

Sixteen, children without umbrellas must run hard!

Seventeen, like me, will I die?

18. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

19.MLM means that rabbits eat grass beside their nests.

Twenty, mess with me again and I'll throw up in your face!

Twenty-one, the world of flowers and flowers, I am too serious.

Twenty-two, not bad money, just wallet.

23. When a woman cries, a man loses.

24, dreaming, everything is possible.

Twenty-five, blindness when young, coughing when old.

Twenty-six, on impulse, the crisis of later generations.

Twenty-seven, go to today's class and sleep yesterday!

Twenty-eight, girl, you can follow uncle.

Twenty-nine, don't talk to me about feelings, more money!

Thirty, boss, a bowl of tears.

Time is the best medicine for all wounds.

Thirty-two, the child is dead, you come to milk!

Thirty-three, mice are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

Thirty-four, not bad! People are forced out.

Thirty-five, birdman, I am an angel!

36. If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

I am ugly, but I am persistent!

38.i love you! What do you care?

Thirty-nine, live, with the attitude of death.

Forty, don't be infatuated with your sister, because your sister is afraid that your brother will commit a crime!

Forty-one, not only pencils, but also you.

Forty-two, I won't tell you if I kill you.

Forty-three, don't talk to me about ideals, quit.

Forty-four, fresh meat, fresh meat, never wrinkle.

Forty-five, uncle uncle, never lost!

Forty-six, a wife with a heart, no love.

Play with me, you can't afford to lose.

48. What did you look like before the accident?

49. Too many desires and too many dreams.

I like you. It's none of your business.

51. Fall, get up and cry.

Fifty-two, too rational, that's not youth.

Fifty-three, stand higher and pee farther.

Fifty-four, I like shaking, but I don't like rolling.

55. Indulgent laughter is my only pride.

56. I can get used to you or change you.

Fifty-seven, squatting in the toilet, thinking about ten thousand.

Fifty-eight, life is like a play, all by acting.

59. Men are water and women are fish.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Say a short sentence

1. May my heart be like a mirror in the afterlife, and Ming Che inside and outside will be pure and clean.

2, because you betrayed my pride, in exchange for your ridicule.

3, take care of everyone's feelings, destined not to feel good.

If I leave one day, it's because I don't think I'm important to you.

There is always one person, and a short message can make you smile.

6, the wind from the cheek walk on by, don't pay close attention to also can get a little happiness.

I want to spend every day happily with you.

8. That time passed and became a memory.

9. Do you love me? I have fallen in love with you dangerously. How dangerous is it? I can't live alone anymore.

10, behind every mean woman, there is a man who hurts her the most.

1 1, how many people, like me, broke up in a daze and often miss this other person!

12, fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.

13. If God wants to destroy it, he must first make it crazy.

14, I hope that when you say goodbye, it doesn't mean that I will never see you again.

15, it is said that a boy likes you and he will never call your name.

16, always in the moment of shredding, can reflect its unforgettable beauty.

17, I'd rather live alone than have some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.

18, the vast sea of people, there will always be a back that touches the soul. If you still have time to stay, please put down your dignity and make amends.

19. If my life is only 10 minutes, I will accompany you to see the sea of love.

20. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

2 1, I was so busy making others beautiful that I forgot my own beauty.

22. Goodbye. My youth tragedy, your youth frivolous.

23. I just want to know if you love me for a second.

24, like to rely on you, the stars rely on the night sky and don't leave.

25. Love is not everything, life is everything, and you are everything.

26. The promise is so true, the oath is so beautiful, and the reality is so tragic and youthful.

27. Life is like an image. Mood determines choice, and choice determines content.

28. The fish came, the sea smiled, the fish left, the sea waited, the fish died and the sea dried up.

29, four seasons, give you a season of loving the city.

You say you like me, but you will never understand my sadness.

3 1, no love is light, wish me a happy breakup!

32. It's not too late to try to be the person you like.

33. Feelings are things that you know will hurt, but some people insist on trying.

34. Sometimes my mind is a little empty and I feel a little distressed.

I've always been here, but you don't know I'm waiting for you.

36. Coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

37. We should cherish all the feelings, because those are fleeting beauty.

38. Did you feel a little lost when you didn't see me?

I admit that I don't know how to care about a person, but I have been studying hard.

40. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. It can also shine.

4 1, gradually learn to look on the bright side, and be less silly and sad.

42. Don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

43. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we have hurt each other and we can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

44. We are all actors, shedding our tears in other people's stories.

Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

46. I have only one heart in my life. If I have two, you can hurt it at will. The key is this. I'll leave it up to you.

I pushed you away by myself, so I have no right to be sad.

48. Raw rice is not necessarily cooked, and some will become raw rice porridge.

49. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

50. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

5 1. You may have had a bad day, but that doesn't mean you will have a bad life.

52. I'm different when others chase you and sleep with you. I can make a balcony, stairs, sofa and kitchen.

53. Don't hold grudges. Holding grudges will affect your judgment of life.

54, unless the loess bones, I guarantee you worry-free.

55. Everyone has a mask, and behind it is what he tries to protect.

56. Lovers become enemies and hate each other, and the departure of love leaves no trace for him.

57. liking a song is often not because of liking it, but a way of thinking of a person.

58. Unconsciously, you made my heart beat, but afterwards, you made my heart ache.

59. You always meet the right person at the wrong time.

60. I will hold you every night until dawn.

6 1, you asked me how much I like you, but I can't say it, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

62. Even if the world is deserted, there will always be someone to be your disciple.

63. Oh, that's ridiculous. I waited for you all my life, but you said goodbye to me.

64. Everything has a destiny, and you can't get it without strength. You must fight.

What you have to do is that others can't change it, then you can't blame anyone, that is, you are useless!

66. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

67, cold, just know pine and cypress wither.

68. Life always goes through many things. How many past events, like smoke and fire, floated in the night sky, whether happy or painful.

69. If I ignore you, will you come to me? Or we just keep silent until you come to someone else's side.

70. If I can watch you leave in this life, it proves that I have forgotten.

7 1, I cried like a child and told you to stay, but you didn't look back and waved to me.

72. When you smile, let me hold your hand tightly; When you cry, let me lend you a shoulder; When you are willful, let me watch you silently. I know you because I love you; Because I understand you, I am with you.

73. I used to be cute, at least I'm sure I'll last forever.

74. If you really love someone, you will never care so much, let alone the judgment of the world. Because in your eyes, she has advantages that the world can't see, and she has beauty that belongs to you.

75. It's already late autumn, but how do I feel that winter has arrived?

76. If you let go, you won't care so much, just looking for an embarrassing excuse that you can't let go.

77. The higher you hold a woman, the more precious she feels and the easier it is to sell her. On the contrary, if you let go, she will turn around and be nervous about you. In fact, deep down.

78. Brilliant flowers bloom your incomparable beauty, continuous raindrops accompany your meticulous care, and the sun shines and burns your unparalleled youth. Life is wonderful only when I am with you. I only want to join hands with you in this life. I miss you!

79. I don't have the strength to look into the future. Let me rot and indulge myself like this.

80, afraid of love, because it is poison, I am too poisoned.

8 1, to tell the truth, only if you like it will you be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?

82. Treat yourself as a fool, ask if you don't understand, and learn more.

83, break up, I didn't stay. Because you said that's what you like about me.

84. Now I understand that people's life is not always smooth sailing, and only when they have been hit and frustrated will they grow.

85. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.

I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

88. I long for the starry night, the warm night when only you snuggle in my arms.

89. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

90. The whole world is asleep, and I am the only one looking for sunshine alone.

9 1, I am in love with you. I am hopeless. I'm poisoned, I'm in love, I'm blind.

Life is always full of fear, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

93. You only remember my strength, but you always forget that I am a girl.

94. Being single is my choice, and I will stay single until I meet the right person.

95. The life you owe me will never come true.

96. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

97. I am afraid that my father is filial piety and my wife is love.

98. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether I should pick up this dime on the ground.

99. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Just press it and people will come out!

100, if we blame love for hurting us, then I want to ask, did you agree to the arrival of love?

10 1, you are not wrong, and I am not wrong. A gust of wind blew out the promise.

102, it's hard to keep your heart.

103, I feel that I don't lack anything. Come to think of it, I have nothing.

104, if I am a stranger and you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

105, if there is fate, time and space are not distances. If there is no chance, we can't get together all day. Don't care too much about everything, just let nature take its course!

106, it's getting dark, being hugged by loneliness, remembering your temperature alone.

107, is it once heartless, and now it will break your heart?

108, who will take care of who for life now? That is a heavy burden, so he must stand on his own feet.

109, rose petals touch your beauty, happiness is permeated in your smile, stars are my thoughts, your temperament fascinates me, and seeing you gives me the courage to add love.

1 10, in this winter, there are only two things that are the hardest to do: getting up in the morning and taking a bath at night.

1 1 1, it's not what you want to achieve, love becomes love. No matter what kind of love, it is a kind of beauty and a result. And the love engraved in the bottom of my heart will be truly eternal because of selflessness and indifference to sadness.

1 12 Do you like fireworks? I will definitely set off the biggest fireworks for you myself!

1 13. Even your most casual greeting will make me feel that you are too warm-hearted

1 14, really, being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, people think you are not single.

1 15, there are many long dreams at night, so don't think of me, and then you will know how painful it is.

1 16, nothing matters, I am willing to continue to love your heartbeat; Don't joke about breaking up, nothing matters except you; You are the only need in my life, and nothing can be exchanged!

1 17, the best state of lovers is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as boyfriends.

Sadness, a short sentence, a short sentence, a mood.

1, I regret not letting you know how important you are to me.

2. It's not that you can't die if you don't give up.

3. Life is a youth. If you live, you have to be smart.

I'm not afraid that he doesn't love me. I am afraid that the person who loves me is not a lover.

5, just sleepy, still thinking about you, don't need any explanation.

Even if I say the meanest things, I can't escape the fact that I love you when I wake up the next day.

7. I want to forget you and let myself go.

8. If one day you help yourself get angry, I will stay on your tombstone. Writing this stupid paper is a process of getting angry and letting others scan you with QR code.

I was going to tell you all the bad things that happened to me while you were away, but in the end I just wanted to tell you that I missed you.

10, too much love has quietly turned into good night. In fact, what I don't want to lose is still slowly losing. For me, love is not possession. When she doesn't love me, I will let go. I can't say nothing and do nothing. It can only be good night Sometimes nothing is more painful than quarreling.

1 1, it would be great if the weight can really be raised, at least in terms of expression.

12, go or stay.

13, no one will accompany you forever. Menstruation will also go when you are old.

14, the grace I can give is to let go of my hand with a smile.

15, a powerful person is a person with a heavy heart and a cold surface; Every milestone on the road of life is engraved with two words-starting point; Life is only beautiful, not brilliant.

16, don't be lonely, don't look back if you miss it.

17, it's just that I always stand in the present, and you always stay in the past.

18, what I hate most is that you ignored me for a long time and then suddenly started talking to me as if nothing had happened. I was ecstatic.

19, I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a house and a car, but because it was sunny that day and you were wearing my favorite white shirt.

20. No matter how beautiful fireworks are, they are always so short-lived, so short-lived, and they disappear into the sky when they are too late to cherish.

2 1, I hope I can indulge in learning.

I know I'm not important

23. As long as it is true, happiness can come later.

24. I have been waiting for her. From cold winter to warm summer, my hair is gray.

I can't promise to help you solve all your problems, but I promise I won't let you face it alone.

I always thought that no matter what I did, he would never leave.

27. You just need to stand on my side indiscriminately.

28. Leslie Cheung said that I still love you, and I can't do anything for myself.

29. The bravest thing I have ever done is not to love you without hesitation, but to pretend that your love with her is very weak.

Only those who are used to loneliness can adapt to the feeling of squatting in a corner and holding themselves.

3 1, tell those intoxicating sweet words to your left ear.

I like you again, you don't like me, hurt me, and I can't like you.

33. I have to propose a toast to this glass of wine. I respect you for coming into my life inadvertently and then quietly ruining my life. After drinking this cup, we will never talk about love again.

34. Get drunk when you are tired, sleep when you are drunk, and it doesn't matter how lonely you live.

35. If there is no separation, there will be no concern for growth.

I just need someone who can make me laugh when I cry.

I was poor when chatting with you, but I really have a lot to say to you.

38. You like long hair, but you like short hair. You like slim, but you can't lose weight. You like him, but you can't get it. Many things are not what you like.

39. Can you sit with me and say nothing?

40. When a girl asks you to listen to a song, listen carefully, because the lyrics are what she wants to say to you.