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The story composition of glasses is 650 words

My grandparents are all "glasses". But they are not nearsighted, but farsighted and presbyopic. I don't hate wearing glasses like some students, and even like them a little, because I understand why they wear glasses. Let me tell the story of grandparents wearing glasses.

My grandpa and grandma have many glasses. Configure according to function, degree and beauty. According to grandpa, there are two kinds: hyperopia and myopia. Low degree of remote use, such as watching TV at home, going out for a walk, looking at the future, wearing it can see everything clearly. It has a high degree of access, and it is reading glasses. Reading newspapers, writing, sewing, playing cards, etc. You can see it at a glance.

My grandmother's farsightedness is higher than grandpa's, so she is the easiest to joke. I remember once, I took a shower with my grandmother. Because the steam was too strong, she had to take off her glasses and put them aside. At this time, her eyes are not working. She asked me where her towel was. I said it was right next to you. She felt everywhere with her hand, and as a result, she mistook the foot-washing handkerchief for a face-washing handkerchief to wipe her face. Laughing makes me stiff. Grandma asked me what I was laughing at. I said you misunderstood. That's a footbath. Grandma said shyly, "It doesn't matter. It's my own footbath anyway. Wipe my face and you'll be fine. "

Grandpa sometimes jokes. On one occasion, when he was reading a newspaper, he put the telephoto lens beside him. After reading the newspaper, he went to watch TV. He found that he couldn't see the picture clearly and thought the lens was dirty, so he found a soft toilet paper wipe, but it still didn't work. What's wrong with these glasses? Oh! Grandpa suddenly realized that this is a pair of near reading glasses, but where are my long-distance glasses? I said, "Didn't you just read the newspaper on your desk?" See if it's there. "Grandpa looked for a while and couldn't find it. I saw him in a hurry, so I went to help him find it. It turned out that Fu Yuan's glasses were covered by the newspaper he threw away. Another time he wanted to watch TV, so he looked around the house. I asked grandpa what you were doing. He said I left my glasses somewhere. I said you have glasses in your hand! Hey! Grandpa said shyly, "It's really carrying a doll to find a doll. "