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The teacher taught me to fold clothes and write 200 compositions.

The teacher taught me to fold clothes and write 200. She is of medium height and looks like thirty years old. An affable face, eyes always so bright and kind. Taking her class is like a wonderful sketch at the Spring Festival party. Every student is the protagonist in the sketch, and Teacher Cao is both a director and an actor in it. Her language is always so profound, so wonderful and makes people laugh. I can't help but imitate her every word and deed, every move ... whenever we do our homework, Teacher Cao will gently go to our classmates to see if there are any questions we can't do. If the handwriting is incorrect, we will point them out one by one. Whenever we do broadcast gymnastics, Mr. Cao will see if the actions we do are standardized; Whenever we make mistakes, Mr. Cao will patiently help us correct them; Whenever it's windy and rainy, Teacher Cao will ask us if we have an umbrella. Every time after school, Mr. Cao will escort us across the street and tell us, "Be safe on the way home, don't play on the road, and go home early." ..... Miss Cao, this bit by bit, we are all moved!

The teacher taught me to read and write 200 words. I used to study in order to gain more knowledge. The score of 100 makes teachers, mothers and fathers happy and evaluates outstanding students.

I am now studying to be a writer like Yang when I grow up, because she is a children's novel writer deeply loved by children. His works won the National Excellent Children's Literature Award, Bingxin Children's Book Award and other national major awards.

I also want to be a writer like her, which can add happiness, emotion and poetry to children's childhood.

Especially seeing the book "If you give me three days of light" makes me cherish every day more. I want to write down all the good things so that every child can be grateful.

The teacher taught me _ _ _ _ _ composition. The teacher taught me to do my homework.

Teachers are hard-working gardeners, cultivating our healthy growth. If we have problems that we can't solve, the teacher will patiently solve them for me. The teacher is like a friend of mine, a heart-to-heart confidant.

On Thursday morning, I went to school. When I got to the classroom, I sat in my seat and took out my homework. The teacher came into the classroom and said, "Put away your homework." A classmate in our class went to collect homework, and then started class. After 40 minutes, the class was over. The math teacher came to me and said, "Come to my office." I think it must be broken and my homework is not easy to do. The teacher must scold me. When I arrived at the office, what the teacher did surprised me. She didn't criticize me, but told me how to explain the problem. I still can't. Not only was the teacher not angry, but she continued to patiently explain it to me in another way. I finally learned the arithmetic of this problem, and the teacher asked me to do it again. Teacher, you feed us like a gardener.

Thank you, teacher, for patiently teaching me to do the problem.

The composition (only 200 words) that the teacher taught me about _ _ _ _ must come from science.

Happy in poverty.

It is the greatest misfortune that theory is divorced from practice

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

The composition teacher taught me to pack Jiaozi's composition. One Sunday afternoon, I couldn't help but feel itchy when I saw my grandmother wrapping jiaozi. I want to learn from my grandmother, jiaozi.

We prepared stuffing and skins and began to wrap jiaozi.

I spread a piece of skin on my palm and put a little stuffing in the middle with a spoon. Then I dipped my finger in a little water and applied it around my skin ... I learned the previous steps well, but I couldn't learn anything when I started rubbing patterns. If two skins are pinched together, jiaozi is neither good-looking nor straight; If you only pinch a layer of skin backwards, jiaozi will be soft and straight ... I tried to make jiaozi look good and stand at attention, but I couldn't help it. Jiaozi just doesn't make friends with me and keeps walking in the opposite direction.

Later, my grandmother told me that you can't drink too much water. If there is too much water, the skin will stick tightly. In order to make jiaozi stand up and look good, it is necessary to bend an arch slightly when pinching the last fold, so as to meet the requirements. ...

After listening to grandma's explanation, I suddenly realized, so I did as grandma said. jiaozi's package was really "perfect". Then, I wrapped jiaozi like this again, making progress one by one. Grandma saw it and boasted, "You girl understood at once, and wrapped it better than grandma!" I'm flattered.

When eating, I ate my own jiaozi, which was very warm and delicious. I think this is the best jiaozi I have ever eaten.

Jiaozi can not only make you handy, but also exercise your patience. I like to bag jiaozi.

Grade three: Zheng Jiaqi.

-500 words

Article 2: I learned to bag jiaozi.

At noon on Saturday, I saw my mother package jiaozi. Mother put the wrapped jiaozi in a big plate and put it neatly. How jiaozi looks like an ear! The more I watch it, the more interesting it becomes. I decided to learn from my mother and jiaozi.

I learned to roll noodles first, and my mother asked me to hold a rolling pin in one hand and press bread in the other. At first, the dough I rolled was ugly, thick and long, like a cow tongue. Under the guidance of my mother, I finally qualified. Then, I started packing. I followed my mother's example, holding the dough in my left hand, shoveling the stuffing with a spoon in my right hand, and then putting the dough together, it will be wrapped in a moment. Ah! The jiaozi I wrapped is as ugly as a bug. I didn't care so much, so I repackaged another one and thought, Mom will praise me. Who knows my mother looked at my masterpiece and shook her head while laughing. I look at my own jiaozi again, like a pear, all exposed. Mom wrapped it beautifully. I began to observe my mother's movements. I saw her holding the dough in one hand and shoveling the stuffing with a spoon in the other, specially wrapping jiaozi. Not only does she hug tightly, but jiaozi is also plump. I wrapped it carefully according to my mother's appearance, much better than before. My confidence increased greatly, and I continued to pack my bags. My mother looked at jiaozi in my bag and said kindly, "Baby, when you grow up, you can help your mother." (liyang city Shezhu Alin-Liyang Literature Talk-Food. )

Mother cooked jiaozi and put it on a plate. I can't wait to take a bite, ah! Jiaozi, I wrapped it myself. It smells good. I've learned that everything seems easier than doing it. Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

Grade three: the baby is more than five

-500 words

Article 3: I learned to pack jiaozi.

Instructor of Class 4 (3) of Yixing No.2 Experimental Primary School: Yang Lingzhijie My whole family likes to eat jiaozi, and my mother even mastered Bao jiaozi's unique skill. Today, my mother finally promised to teach me how to pack jiaozi.

I saw my mother holding a dumpling wrapper.

Spread it evenly in your hands, quickly put a mass of meat stuffing on your right hand, put it in the center of jiaozi, then gently wipe some water on the edge of the dumpling skin, rummage through it with your hands, and finally spread it out, and a jiaozi like a boat is completed.

I followed my mother's example, picked up a piece of skin and wrapped it with chopsticks. Who knows that dumpling wrappers don't listen to my command at all? I just folded the dumpling skin in half, but the meat came out from both sides playfully. To make matters worse, the dumpling skin burst before I could pinch it. I was so angry that I threw away this "broken skin" jiaozi and went on working. This time, I learned my lesson and wrapped it in a small meat ball. It's not broken this time, but the wrapped jiaozi has a flat stomach. Mother smiled: "This jiaozi is starving!"

Forget it, it's so troublesome, forget it! "I want to slip away. My mother smiled at me, and I was embarrassed. I had the cheek to ask my mother for advice. My mother said, "You are too impatient. You just have too much or too little stuffing, not to mention that you have to practice more to do everything well ... "I am patient in my mother's nagging, listen to my mother's guidance and take your time." Sure enough, an ingot-like jiaozi was born in my hands. I hold it in my hand as a treasure, proudly show it to my mother and show it off to my father. Jiaozi is finally out of the pot, eating his own jiaozi, and his heart is full of joy.

Grade 4, Yixing No.2 Experimental Primary School, Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province: Ling Zhijie

The teacher taught me cultural composition. The teacher taught me how to read.

As the saying goes, "opening books is beneficial" means that when you open books to read, you will gain knowledge. Yes, books are the carrier of knowledge, and reading books will benefit you a lot. Studying hard is bound to gain more knowledge, so we should form a good habit of loving reading.

Books can let you see the world you have never seen, and books can let you hear the sounds you have never heard. Reading is a simple way to let you know the world, and reading is the best way to improve yourself!

The teacher taught me to be selective in reading and to find good books to read. There are many classics in good books, such as 300 Tang poems. Remember the author and dynasty of each poem first. Then read the notes and recite them comprehensively. For words and phrases you don't understand, you can look them up in the dictionary or online or ask your classmates and teachers. Finally, you should summarize the theme of this poem, so that a poem will be remembered! The teacher also asked us to read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The List of Gods, The Journey to the West, The Water Margin and other literary masterpieces in our spare time. For example, a famous literary work, the teacher said to look at its cover, title, author, publishing house and content introduction first; Then look at the directory inside, the key is to look at its content; Finally, draw the wonderful fragments, classify them one by one and extract them in the notebook. For example, reading a selected composition, the most important thing is to look at its content, which can be divided into writing articles, notes, landscape paintings, practical articles, travel notes, discussion articles and so on. And then read every good article in detail according to the content. Finally, classify and record good words, sentences and paragraphs. Accumulate a lot of material for your own writing and better apply it to your own articles.

The teacher asked us to read a lot, reading all kinds of books and books in all subjects. In order to acquire more kinds of knowledge, people who like reading and people who don't like reading should also cultivate interest and read patiently, so as to acquire more and more comprehensive knowledge. In order to avoid the regret of "use the book as soon as you use it".

Books are the ladder of human progress and our mentor and friend. Thank you teacher! You taught me how to swim in the sea of books!

The teacher taught me to draw a composition, and I learned to draw.

I like painting since I was a child. However, what influenced me most was the experience of learning sketch for the first time.

That summer vacation, I followed my mother to the art school to learn painting. When I first came to class, I saw many brothers and sisters drawing a vase in front of me with rapt attention. They painted the vase vividly. I was fascinated by it. When the teacher saw that I was fascinated, he asked, "Are my brothers and sisters good at painting?" Do you want to learn sketch? I listened, and I should immediately say, "Yes! "The teacher took out a few plaster statues and carefully put them in front of me to teach me to draw. But I soon found that sketching was not just lip service-the teacher taught me to put the drawing board on my leg, and as soon as I set it up, I quickly drew it. When the teacher saw it, without saying anything, he stopped me from drawing with his hand and said seriously, "Wait a minute, don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient." "Sketch should pay attention to the steps, your posture of holding the pen is wrong." When I heard the teacher's words, I was puzzled: Do I have to talk about posture when holding a pen? I thought it was enough to draw the object carefully and draw a three-dimensional sense, but I didn't know what steps to talk about! "The teacher grabbed my hand and taught me to draw step by step." First put the object in place, and then ... "

Gradually, seeing that a sketch is about to be born, I can't help feeling smug. Unexpectedly, there is another Land Rover on the road to success-painting the background. The teacher told me: "painting the background is the same as painting the shadow." You have to draw one by one, and you can't be impatient. " I drew one by one according to the method my teacher taught me, but after more than ten minutes, my patience has reached the extreme. I began to draw with a pen. The teacher saw it and said with a smile, "Children are children, but they have no patience." I blushed, but after a while, I drew again.

With this belief, I have always insisted. Time passed quietly, and more than twenty minutes passed unconsciously. I made it. I finished the first sketch in my life. The teacher praised me when he saw it: "It seems that you children can't be underestimated."

Looking at this sketch, I feel proud. Although it is not beautiful, it is very valuable. He taught me that persistence is the true meaning of victory.

"The teacher taught me ..." Composition evaluation I taught the teacher to write a composition.

"Ding Ling Ling ..." The bell rang, and when the students were seated, Miss Xia smiled and said, "Do you know, classmates? Last night, I looked after the house alone. I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. I've never been so scared since I grew up. That fear can't be described in words. I still feel terrible when I think about it now. It's really terrible. " The words sound just fell and the whole class burst into laughter, especially Wang Lingling's laughter, which was particularly exaggerated.

After the laughter stopped, Mr. Xia pointed to Wang Lingling who was still smiling and asked, "Lingling, aren't you afraid of what I said?" "No." Wang Lingling answered simply. "Gee, I was really scared when I looked at the house last night." Teacher Xia asked doubtfully, "Why don't you feel scared after listening?" Wang Lingling pondered for a moment and said, "I don't think what you said is concrete and vivid enough to scare us." Teacher Xia looked very sad when she heard this: "Hi! Originally, the teacher wanted to write out the feelings of last night, but now it seems that it is not working. " Say, shook his head, very helpless. Before we could react, we heard teacher Xia say, "I have an idea, classmate, can you teach the teacher?" How can I say that you can feel the fear in the teacher's heart last night? "

Let's "teach" the teacher. It's really interesting! But can we do it? In curiosity and doubt, the whole class began to discuss in groups. But how to teach teachers to write? The other members of the team and I don't know where to start at present. Suddenly I saw the experience of looking at the house alone one night last summer: that night, I just finished my homework upstairs, and suddenly I saw the curtain cloth fluttering for no reason, and it seemed that a black shadow flashed outside the window; Then there was a strange "squeak" sound downstairs ... it scared me at that time. Yes, I have an idea. I quickly said to the group members, "We can suggest that the teacher describe what he saw and heard at that time, which scared him. Only in this way can we feel immersive after reading it and feel the fear of the teacher at that time. " The students were inspired by me, and you kept talking to me. Only Chen Xiaoqing said, "You can also ask the teacher to talk about what he was thinking." ...... Finally, our group agreed that teachers should be taught to describe from five aspects: "seeing, listening, feeling, thinking and doing".

The group discussion was over, and each group began to express their own suggestions. Some groups suggest that teachers should pay attention to using more rhetorical devices when writing; Some groups suggested that teachers should write more about the environment at that time ... When it was our group's turn to speak, I stood up confidently: "Teacher, our group agreed that you can describe in detail what you saw, heard, felt and did at that time." Listening to our speech, Mr. Xia kept nodding. When we finished writing, he said happily, "Thank you for teaching me to write a composition. From the students' speeches just now, I understand how to write a concrete and vivid composition. Next, please join me in writing down your own domestic experience in the way you just said. " ……

Just forty minutes passed. However, after class, the students still talked about this lesson with relish.

My teacher taught me knowledge composition: 272 people said "opening books is beneficial", which means that when you open books to read, you will gain knowledge. Yes, books are the carrier of knowledge, and reading books will benefit you a lot. Studying hard is bound to gain more knowledge, so we should form a good habit of loving reading.

Books can let you see the world you have never seen, and books can let you hear the sounds you have never heard. Reading is a simple way to let you know the world, and reading is the best way to improve yourself!

The teacher taught me to be selective in reading and to find good books to read. There are many classics in good books, such as 300 Tang poems. Remember the author and dynasty of each poem first. Then read the notes and recite them comprehensively. For words and phrases you don't understand, you can look them up in the dictionary or online or ask your classmates and teachers. Finally, you should summarize the theme of this poem, so that a poem will be remembered! The teacher also asked us to read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The List of Gods, The Journey to the West, The Water Margin and other literary masterpieces in our spare time. For example, a famous literary work, the teacher said to look at its cover, title, author, publishing house and content introduction first; Then look at the directory inside, the key is to look at its content; Finally, draw the wonderful fragments, classify them one by one and extract them in the notebook. For example, reading a selected composition, the most important thing is to look at its content, which can be divided into writing articles, notes, landscape paintings, practical articles, travel notes, discussion articles and so on. And then read every good article in detail according to the content. Finally, classify and record good words, sentences and paragraphs. Accumulate a lot of material for your own writing and better apply it to your own articles.

The teacher asked us to read a lot, reading all kinds of books and books in all subjects. In order to gain more knowledge, people who like reading and people who don't like reading should also cultivate interest and read patiently, so as to gain more.

The 450-word composition "The teacher teaches me responsibility" The teacher teaches me responsibility.

/kloc-It's cold in winter in October and February, and snow falls like an angel. But when I fell to the ground, it was gone. I complained to god that such a beautiful thing disappeared, and I was a little distressed.

It is really cold in winter. That morning, I got up late again I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth, picked up my schoolbag and ran out of the house, still late. Of course, I was invited to the office for tea by the teacher.

The teacher scolded me a few words and asked me why I was late. I casually said, "the alarm clock is broken, and my mother didn't call me in time." They are all. " The teacher frowned. I thought the teacher was going to be furious, but she said softly, "Son, the teacher won't hold you responsible for being late for the time being." She stopped, took a sip of tea and continued to ask, "Is the snowflake in the sky beautiful?" "Of course." I answered without thinking. "But when the beautiful snowflake disappears, who is to blame?" I thought about it, and then said, "Cloud?" She shook her head and smiled. "No, think again." "Isn't it cold enough?" She shook her head again. What could that be? I was lost in thought. The teacher said, "Have you figured it out?" I shook my head. "It's the snow itself." I was shocked by such an answer. Why? I am full of questions, why? Why blame the snow? The victim is it! The teacher seemed to see my question and said with a smile, "Because it is its own choice to fall behind in school!" " ""Is snow crystallized from clouds and cold air streams? " "But, have you ever thought that clouds are formed by water vapor, and the formation of clouds also consumes water, and the water on the ground will decrease, thus affecting the harvest of crops. All this is caused by snow. Now it melts and falls into the soil, which can add water to crops, which is also the work of snow. "I suddenly understood something. These are all manifestations of responsibility, but I have repeatedly shirked responsibility. I couldn't help wetting my eyes and said to the teacher, "I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong." "

The snow is still falling, and the fluttering snowflakes are falling rapidly, as if to quickly complete their choices. Thank you teacher! You taught me responsibility.