50 cold joke questions

1. What are girls less than boys? Adam's apple

2. What are boys less than girls? Beautiful voice

3. Knives and guns are blue (to use idioms), but they are invulnerable (blue).

4. What's a narrow spider like? (success, courage. . . ) failed because Spider-Man (failed)

5. What color is spider narrow? White, because spiders (are white)

6. Hee hee and haha are husband and wife. Haha, it's dead. Hee hee went to the grave and said, haha, you are dead.

7. What do Maruko buy at home? Firecrackers, because the thunder crackled.

8. Which stars are on sale? Nick Lee

9. Which star stutters? Christine, because hello, I'm Christine Wedge.

10. What's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor? One is bang? Ah, one. Is it? bang

1 1. What mouse walks on two feet? Mickey Mouse

12. What duck walks on two feet? All the ducks

13. Why do deer have something to do with chickens? Because the video recorder (deer like chicken)

14. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

15. which flower is the weakest, rose, jasmine or sunflower? Jasmine, because it is beautiful (ineffective) jasmine.

16. A person ran away from home (playing fruit name) MAN GO (mango)

17. Xiaoming lives on 17 floor. Why does he only take the 14 floor by elevator? Because he is too short, he can only press14th floor.

18. A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally it became? pig

19. A man was splashed with a bucket of golden paint. Guess an idiom that surprises people.

20. If there is a kitten, who is its owner? if

2 1 .. Why did Xiao Ming fall? Floor sliding

22. A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Who won? Didn't the tortoise say it was a "fast-running" tortoise?

23. The rabbit was unconvinced and found a turtle wearing sunglasses to race. Who won? Tortoise: When the tortoise took off her sunglasses, it was still the "fast-running" tortoise.

24. What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines? ..

25. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 10 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)

26. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who will get sick? White rabbit (vomiting)

27. Once upon a time, there was a female ghost. 12 husbands were all dead. She is a husband. Then a man took a fancy to her, but she was afraid to marry him. Why didn't that man die after 1 year? Because he wears Nike.

28. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai who was taken away one day.

29. Is there a room where pigeons can hide? I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

30. What did a fat man become when he fell from the upstairs? Fat bastard

3 1. Once upon a time, there were twins. How do you divide your younger brother from your younger brother? Next to my brother is my brother, and next to my brother is my brother.

32. Xiaoming runs very fast. The car will never catch up with him. Why? Because Xiaoming runs really fast.

33. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? Because he is an idiot.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Play an idiom and the truth will come out.

35. What is love? Lonely people, because Eskimos (love is a lonely person)

36. A match was lit, and then what? be away from home

37. Does the sun wake the rooster or does the rooster wake the sun? Rooster, because the sun won't crow.

38. Two people go to the seaside to play. Suddenly, a man was swept away by the waves. The name of the person swept away is Xiao Ming. What's the other guy's name? call for help

39. transparent What is a sword? Invisibility (sword)

40. A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what is the first sentence of the little white cat landing? Meow (because cats can't say anything else)

4 1. Medium rare steak meets medium rare steak. Why don't they say hello? Because they don't know each other.

42. Who did Liu fly with? Gan Long ascended the throne (boarded the plane) because only Ganlong.

43. Draw a V on two fingers. What is this? Yes

44. The hand shook and reached down. What is this? fallen leaves

45. How many fingers are sticking out? four

46. What are the four crooked fingers? wonderful

47. What if the pig runs out of the pigsty first (the name of the male star) Wang Leehom (slamming in)

48. What do boys do first when they go to the toilet (male star name) Tao Jiji.

49. When will Chen Shui-bian be reunified? When buying instant noodles and iced tea

50. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

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