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What is the most classic line in Invincible Ugly Woman?

The first episode: "You are now the president of Idea, and your peach blossoms will be very prosperous in the future. Think about it, what is our concept called? Where peach blossoms bloom. The place where the peach blossoms are in full bloom ... is in full bloom ... (singing) "The second episode:" Why can't it be used? So beautiful, that is welfare! " "God, if it isn't Godzilla!" "I said, I am in the concept. It's not money, I just want to look good. " "I beg you, you don't hire that ugly female spy, female spy is female spy, I promise I will use my charm to defect her. Then let her watch Anxi instead of you. How's it going? Isn't this a good idea? " "How can you stand a monster squatting at home every day? What are you doing? Evil spirits? " "Anxi never draws eyeliner. She is a natural beauty. " "She is so ugly that she is invincible in the world." The third episode: "The beautiful woman at the door is really a female spy. However, this female spy is very good-looking. " "What plot did our party just plan with that underground cake?" "Do you need me to discuss with Mr. Fei that you and Sasha will switch, so that you can fully realize how happy you are to be my employee?" "Jiaming, you are becoming more and more virtuous." "I began to doubt Jiaming's gender." "Which song did she sing?" "Jia Ming, Jia Ming, my Hsiao Ming-Ming, Jia Ming, my Hsiao Ming-Ming, Jia Ming, Jia Ming ..." "How is that possible? You have to live, and you have to live exquisitely. Isn't it? " "Isolation, ok? Isolate you from her, will you? " The fourth episode: "Oh dear! Don't say that I am mediocre, so many people, I am not a mascot. " Episode 5: "You see, any woman can seduce you like this, and their imagination will eventually run out." "Or you can accept the temptation frequency once a week? That's ... 270 ways. Even if she can think of it, you have to think about it. How could you possibly put up with those 1555 boring nights just for running errands? " "When it comes to love, that woman will devote all her energy to creating a crisis with you." "So there is only one way to make you wonderful every night for 1,825 nights." "Find 1825 different women." "Is a great master Mr. Ferdinand going to concentrate on doing good without wanting anything?" Episode 6: "It is not easy for a girl to earn some money a month." Episode 7: "You see, it is obedient to you. You gave her a little book to make her happy. " "Beibei, why do you think of calling Brother Wu?" Episode 8: "I mean, since Pei Na is so good, she can write plans and do PPT, why do you still keep that monkey?" Raise her for tens of thousands a year. If Pei Na like this, suddenly begin to understand ... ""I won't go near her. We must stay away from women with brains. " "You called these two men together against Guan Gong and Qin Qiong?" "You! Iron rulers, Kouga and Lin Wudi. And you, you, you, you, how can you discharge to everyone? You don't know how to save electricity. What a waste of your doctor. " "How can I appease her? I will advise her not to hang herself in a tree. Let her see how strong my tree is. " Episode 9: "You were struck by lightning, weren't you? Look, your face is cut purple. If you have a fever, you will be confused and talk nonsense. " "Did you really get hit by lightning? They are all enlightened. " "disappear." "Hey, it's full horsepower!" "Mimi, I especially believe in telepathy now. I was just thinking. Will Mimi miss me at this time? ..... How about the evening? Say yes, kiss Mimi. " "At that time, can I entangle with her?" Episode 10: "Ferdinand, even for a second, I will finish the beautiful 24 squares." You are insulting me. This is an insult to art "."Lin Wudi is tough enough, just like a roller. " "Denan, Manager Li went back this time, so he hit the wall with anger." Episode 1 1: "I have to congratulate you. I've known Li Anrui for so long, but I've never seen him ask any girls out. As a friend, I am happy for you. Take good care of it. " "Do you think it's cool to dress like a black crow every day? Especially that hairstyle! " "Just pretend!" "Ferdinand, sit you to death." "Anyone who knows me knows that I am always very reserved. ""come at the drop of a hat. " "It's too violent. "episode 13:" if this Lin Wudi is not so ugly, maybe she will become a very powerful manager. " "Then look at her and let her stay out of your door ... why? One is to avoid being taken away, and the other is to avoid shame. " "Tuna Sarah, medium rare." "This joke will be handed down here." "This joke is not funny at all." "I was thinking, don't you two feel uncomfortable staying in such a small space?" "So elder brother, I'll teach you a way, can be solved. You can't see your face directly in the trunk. "episode 14:" little nana, if you have any grievances, just say it. " "Little Nana, you are poor." "You know me. I especially hate to see a lovely little girl like you living alone in a dark room." "She is a robot, but you are a woman! "Wu Yong, episode 15: I have so many things to do tomorrow, how can I spend time with you? Besides, I can't sleep well here. What a slut! Wu Yong: (About getting married) Let's find a suitable opportunity, and then I'll go first. Will the baby see you tomorrow? (Run quickly without punctuation ...) Tip: How was the task given to you by the president last night? Wu Yong: Report Chief. Sir, I fought the enemy until the early hours of the morning! This mountain has been occupied! This mountain has been occupied! Hint: yo-ho, really. Wu Yong: You have to pay me twice as much. Hint: Why? Wu Yong: Pei Na said he would marry me. Tip: Good thing. Wu Yong: Good thing? ! She also asked me to use her as an assistant. Tip: She wants to be an equal with Lin Wudi? Wu Yong: Oh, it's over. I got stuck with her. (The hint is to transfer Pei Na to Wu Yong) Wu Yong: I beg you to spare me! I really want her to stare at me like this all her life! You won't let me sacrifice for the company to this point! 16 (Wu Yong describes Anna's hair and skin) Tip: Did you put your head in the oven? Anna: Of course not, brother-in-law. I used a little potion. Wu Yong: This potion is spicy enough, and my face feels like sweet noodle sauce ... 17 Wu Yong: Do you think the air in the company seems to be much fresher after Chu left? Wu Yong: You see, the mention of a salary increase hit that woman hard. Wu Yong: (with a slutty face) .. It seems a little insufficient to just raise wages. Wu Yong: Imagine you are in Sanya. You hold this monkey and sit on a soft beach, leaving rows of footprints, so she will take out a bottle of sunscreen and tell you, Teacher Fei, put some sunscreen on people's stomachs! ! ..... She would say, put some on people's backs! Hint: Can you be serious? Wu Yong: Yes! ! ! When are you going to Sanya? Episode 18: "Then you'd better keep her away from me. I don't want others to know that he went with me. " "Then I will tell them that she is your fiancee." "God, she hurt me." "This baby is so cute." "What I am most worried about now is the monster in Chen Jiaming." Episode 19: "Then you'd better go. You personally gave me this great beauty. " "One person is called rest, and two people are called sleep. ""I will try to dream of you at night. " "Baby, this is your loss." "Boss, I have always been very kind to her. I have tried my best to treat her wholeheartedly." "You are sick like this, and people still have the heart to do other things!" "I'm waiting for you, baby. "episode 20:" because I love you more and more. " "It is not difficult to get together and get together again." "You are completely abusing power for personal gain. You are a bad person. " "Never mind what she is interested in, as long as she takes what she needs." "What is the symbol of happiness for single bachelors? Not in a nightclub, nor on the way to a nightclub. 2 1 episode: "Pei Na, who is Pei Na?" No one is as lovely as you. ""Hello, Nana, I miss you, too. " "I just accompanied a little sister and relived a burning passion." "They both have requirements for me, and they also have weaknesses, so these two women have everything under my control. You don't know, only the grass beside the nest can taste it. "Episode 23:" This ugly girl is so real. The money delivered to the door was turned away. I also apologize to you. Is she crazy? Or the dog is so loyal to you. Or I have a crush on you and a crush on you. " "You wasted Miss Lin Wudi's wonderful infatuation with you." "The snail girl can stay in the water tank." "I have been in the company for so long, and I have never seen him go to the toilet." "Although I don't understand, I think you are sincere. I will help you. "