Ten funny jokes

One of steamed stuffed bun and noodles

One day, because of a small matter, noodles and meat buns had an argument. The two sides fought, but the meat buns were so clumsy that they were beaten by noodles.

Running water, so I left a message for the noodles when I left: "Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson!" " "Meat package to about Fried package.

Steamed bread, bread, etc. Ready to find the noodle theory, I met instant noodles on the road, and meat buns and others fought and soaked around instant noodles.

After being beaten, he asked why the meat bag hit him, and the meat bag replied, "Noodles! Don't think I won't recognize you because you have a perm.

You! "

Steamed bread and noodles (2)

It is said that the meat steamed stuffed bun was depressed enough by noodles last time, so I found steamed stuffed bun, vegetable steamed stuffed bun, fried bun and soup dumpling to eat together.

The chafing dish has been mildewed. I saw Flammulina velutipes as soon as I entered the door. Bao Jia beat Flammulina velutipes around, leaving a sentence "No!"

I didn't recognize you because you were wearing a hat! "

Steamed bread and noodles (3)

It is said that after the instant noodles were hit by the sea, they felt very unhappy, so they joined hands with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles to retaliate against meat buns.

I didn't expect to meet steamed buns on the road. I looked at the instant noodles carefully for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go!" " Instant noodles are harder when they are flat.

After the cage was wrapped, the noodle man walked away. Later, someone asked instant noodles, "You just hit him so hard. We had no idea you hated him so much.

Yeah! "Instant noodles said," I thought it would be nice to have some meat, but I didn't expect him to be so cute today. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Steamed bread and noodles (4)

It is said that steamed buns were extremely unhappy after being hit by the sea, so they took meat buns, bean paste buns and moon cakes from distant relatives to take revenge and let them be killed on the road.

Zhajiang Noodles, everyone swarmed and beat Zhajiang Noodles half to death. On the way back, everyone asked steamed buns, "Do you really hate noodles that much?

Really? Playing like this is immortal and disabled. "Steamed buns said," I just want to play a few times, but he is covered in paint.

Then, I thought I was afraid to hit him. What a wonderful idea! This cowardly little man makes me hate and fight uncontrollably.

The fifth steamed stuffed bun and noodles

It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the angrier you get. Because I want to have a stall, I will go to find steamed buns with everyone. Unexpectedly,

I met a bag on the road. Wow! Instant noodles in a rage, take the lead in crazy flat ah, all people feel a little cruel, all people pull instant noodles.

Come and ask him, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back! "

Steamed bread and noodles (6)

It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the more unwilling you are. I was beaten for no reason, so I found a pile of steamed bread to make instant noodles and got married.

If I see a science face on the road, I dare not hide as soon as possible, because the science face is wearing a bulletproof vest, and the steamed buns dare not provoke it.

On the way to escape, I met a silver scroll and said that I would drag this noodle sleeping under the bed back as a hostage. So I took it back to Bao's house to prepare.

Put the silver coil on the stove and torture the confession. As a result, the head of the Bao clan said, "That's not noodles! He is the undercover we sent to the noodle gang!

Steamed bread and noodles (7)

It is said that there is a deep resentment between the Mianpi clan and the Baozi clan, and the two gangs often break up in discord.

A group of people were wandering on the road, and when they saw barbecued pork buns alone, their enemies were particularly jealous when they met, and they remembered the grievances of instant noodles and others.

As he spoke, he gave the barbecued pork bun a bad beating and shouted, "Give me a good beating, don't let him go just because he vomited blood!" "

Steamed bread and noodles eight

The poor barbecued pork bun was badly bruised and bruised, and went to the meat bun for help. In a rage, the meat buns took red bean cakes and mung bean cakes to add fuel to the fire.

During the fight, the situation was explosive, and passers-by evaded it one after another, only to see French fries laid leisurely on the road. Without saying anything, a group of people approved Li's quick punch.

The kicker gave the French fries a good beating, and the meat bag was still angry, so he patched up his feet and said, "How dare you walk around in glittering clothes?"

Street! I owe you one foot! Keep fighting! "

Section 9 Steamed Buns and Noodles

After saying that the French fries were beaten, I felt that it was really unreasonable, so I went to his good friend to complain. Hearing this, Tai Po Post thought it was.

The flour family dragged down the French fries, so they called a guest. Ah Q and Man Han went to talk to the steamed stuffed bun, but they didn't expect to meet meat on the way.

After a round, these noodle families indiscriminately beat meatballs on the ground and couldn't get up. Finally, they came to Aruba and made a big supplement when they left.

Leave a sentence: "don't come out and be seen by me next time you don't practice invisibility." The translucent steamed stuffed bun was recognized at once. "

The tenth steamed stuffed bun and noodles

It is said that after the meatballs were hit by Shan K, the more you think about them, the worse you feel. I found tribute pills, fish pills, Huazhi pills and so on. I went to the noodle shop again and met a knife on the way.

Cut the noodles, beat him half to death indiscriminately, and throw him in front of the flour house's cottage. The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door.

You see, I saw Daoxiao Noodles lying at the door dying. I quickly rescued him and said, "Who did it?" Daoxiaomian speaks Shandong dialect.

He said, "Shit, meatballs are too much! I have nothing against them, and I was beaten like this. " Lamian Noodles was very impressed.

He said: "What the elderly are worried about is finally going to happen." Daoxiaomian said curiously, "What is it?" Lamian Noodles said nervously, "When the three countries stood on the scales,

This generation has finally arrived. "

The eleventh of steamed stuffed bun and noodles

The disharmony between the steamed stuffed bun family and the dough family made the situation more intense after the addition of red bean cake and mung bean cake. On the other hand, it was originally neutral.

However, the French fries alliance decided to support the noodle family because of the fault of the buns family and the peas family, and the fried chicken and hamburgers with French fries also carried guns.

Go into battle. With the participation of the French fries alliance, the steamed stuffed bun people also sought help and sent a message to inform the alliance egg tower in Macao that the participation of the egg tower was not.

Is unconditional, the condition is to open 4000 egg tower shops, after some efforts, Margaret led the egg tower army occupied this.

In the second battle, Dao Mei can now see egg tower shops everywhere. Since then, the noodle family has declined, the Doudou family has gone downhill, and the French fries alliance has also collapsed, even

The steamed stuffed bun people who went to ask for help were also forced to recuperate because of war injuries. So the conclusion is that the popularity of egg towers is due to the loss of flour buns.

And ...

Section 12 Steamed Buns and Noodles

The war between meat buns and noodles is well known to all Internet people in China. But few people know the beginning of their hatred: words are in a

On a happy day, the son of noodle married the daughter of noodle soup. Shortly after marriage, noodle soup's daughter became pregnant and gave birth to a child.

One day, Regan Noodles's son only took one look at the child and ran downstairs to the steamer.

Noodles: "put your fucking meat bag down!" " After the meat bag went downstairs, it was beaten inexplicably.

Meat bag: "Why did you hit me?"

Noodles said, "Hum, I have long suspected that you are having an affair with my wife, and now my wife has given birth to a Wonton Noodles. Now you have nothing to say.

All right! "

The thirteenth steamed stuffed bun and noodles

It is said that the steamed stuffed bun was mistaken by instant noodles, and the news spread all over the world. Everyone says instant noodles are brave. One day, Lamian Noodles met them on the road.

Jiaozi, with extremely surprised eyes staring straight at jiaozi, jiaozi was about to come forward to ask, Lamian Noodles has run first. Lamian Noodles told me.

Everyone I met on the road said, "Oh, my God! The instant noodles beat the meat buns badly that day, and my whole face was tilted to one side! "

Steamed bread and noodles

It is said that after Bao and Mianmian fell out, every sect was afraid of being scolded by other sects. One day, Mianmian clan

Leading the crowd around the street, with great momentum, happened to meet Shan Tao. Cut the crap, give an order, and the flour family immediately gathered around and beat up.

Later, a group of people were about to leave, only to see noodles rushing back and kicking their feet. The people asked in unison: "Just fight!"

Isn't that enough? "Noodles said slowly," this is not enough. I just can't help kicking that big ass. "