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Looking for a good campus romance novel. The female protagonist must be beautiful and have a sharp tongue. The male protagonist must be sinister and often tease the female protagonist. . .

1. The famous grass has its owner

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As I grew up, I made two mistakes in one day that I regret deeply. The first is that he filled in the wrong college entrance examination application, and the second is that he offended Zhong Yuan. If I had to use an idiom to describe the impact of the first mistake on me, it would be simply, life would be worse than death. If I had to use an idiom to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it would be too numerous to describe.

However, such a heinously evil person is still a scourge in the world that attracts bees and butterflies. One day, I taunted Zhong Yuan in a weird way: "The king of hell sent you here just to harm a few more people, right?" Zhong Yuan replied without changing his expression: "In order to harm a few less people, I plan to choose one person to harm others for the rest of my life." I : "What do you mean?" He looked at me with a smile: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

2. Remarrying a pampered wife of a wealthy family

" Tang Shishi, I advise you to be smart and don’t shamelessly occupy the nest if you can’t hatch the eggs! "The mother-in-law helped a pregnant woman to come to the door, she was infinitely arrogant.

Tang Shishi looked at the slightly swollen belly of the woman who came to the door, then looked at the mother-in-law who was carefully serving her, and finally turned her eyes aside. The man who pursed his lips and never intended to speak felt cold.

Three years of self-righteous and happy marriage turned into a bloody and tacky joke at this moment.

Six years of relationship finally resulted in a thin check: 10 million!

The man betrayed their relationship because of money and power, but she was betrayed because of it. He squandered his money.

This deal seems fair!

The most disgusting thing is not that you were poached, but the unscrupulous one. He broke the wall openly and wanted to hug her!

Thanks for his thinking!

My uncle agreed! Aunt also agreed!

3. Strong Mommy and Cool Daddy

No matter what he did to her in the past, she felt that she owed him that, but how could he think that? It was his welfare, he had been using her, and he was cruelly using her life as a bargaining chip! He won, he won the bet gloriously, but he lost the other one. With desperate eyes, she said slowly: I didn't know it was you! He felt really hurt. If he knew it was her, he would never do that!

But she smiled, Laughing desperately!

“I lost, no matter which one of you, I lost completely! Just for today! "

The smile on his face is full of despair, sadness and hatred! Jump into the sea without hesitation!

"No! "

The shouts of the two men shocked the sky, and they jumped in too.

He and he will never have a vengeful relationship!

~ ~~~

Six years later, we met again, but we looked at him and were speechless.

“Six years ago, you didn’t care about my sincerity, but now you come. Tell me about your sincerity. How much is your sincerity? If you are willing to sell it, I may not want to buy it. "She sneered at him. But he just smiled evilly.

"Who said I was going to sell it? I gave it to you. "

"What you say is as funny as a deaf person hearing a mute singing! "The pink and jade-shaped little boy looked at Dongfang Sheng with disdain and dissatisfaction.

Dongfang Sheng looked at the little face that was carved out of his own mold, and he was very excited...

"You say you understand love, but do you think this is love when you imprison me next to you? Is your definition of love too twisted? "The woman's charming and beautiful face was filled with sadness. He kept saying that he loved her, but he separated her from his child.

He can't go out once every few years. This is his love for her! How cruel, how selfish!

He held her face in his hands, why she couldn't fall in love with him, what was the difference between him and him!

"Then why can't you love me!" He was hysterical

"If you don't love me, you don't love me!

She has learned to be calm over the past few years...

“You are so useless that your own wife can’t even look down upon you! "A pair of handsome men who inherited his blond hair and blue eyes accused him in unison! "I really don't know how we can be your sons! ”

“Beautiful accident! "The boss said sarcastically,

"Mom must have misjudged it at first! "The second child also sneered.

A certain man's veins popped up on his forehead~~~Two bastards, without me there would be you?

4. Author of "Nuan Nuan Comes Without Inviting the Wolf" : Mu Xinan

Introduction:

Nuan Nuan succeeded in playing a prank again. The two roommates couldn't bear it anymore and asked her to stand on the roof opposite Nuan Nuan's quilt. Chu Shuo, who was upstairs, saw that Chu Shuo called the police for help, attracting many people to watch. Nuan Nuan thought Chu Shuo was going to jump off the building, and the two staged an own incident, which made the police and reporters who came here full of black marks.

However, there are many enemies. Nuan Nuan and his lovelorn girlfriend went to K-pop and met Chu Shuo again. Nuan Nuan slapped Chu Shuo in order to let her girlfriend wash her clothes for a month, and then the two began to "harass each other." Drawn as a spotted dog by Chu Shuo, Nuan Nuan was treated as a hen hatching eggs by Chu Shuo. Nuan Nuan sneaked into Chu Shuo's house and successfully stole his key. Nuan Nuan painted Chu Shuo's house pink...

When "harassing each other", Nuan Nuan discovered that Chu Shuo had a "childhood sweetheart", and Chu Shuo saw the national motorcycle champion romantically courting Nuan Nuan...

Chu Shuo thought silently in his heart: Nuan Nuan, Did I miss you again? Nuannuan is thinking about him and his "childhood sweetheart", the talented young lady...