Computer brain teasers

Brainstorming is a word game with questions and answers for entertainment. It is both a thinking the game and a language game, and its answer is often both unexpected and reasonable. Here is a computer brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Computer brain teaser (1)

1. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

2. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

Besides the train, what is the longest car in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)

5. Who is the person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

6. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

7. Which race is backward running? (answer: tug of war)

8. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed)

10. What color is celery excrement? Answer: yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

1 1. Four people were reported playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)? Answer: Because four people are playing a mahjong.

12. What lines does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

13. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: Yes, if, because if there is a car.

14. A man and a woman went to the seaside to tell jokes and all died. Why? Answer: They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughs).

15. Blue gun and blue knife, make an idiom. Answer: invulnerability.

16. The eleventh book, an idiom answer: incredible (the eleventh book)

17. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

18. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars? Answer: stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

19. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click! Because ducks and finches are silent.

20. Coffee cups and glasses cross the road together. Someone says, Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

Computer brain teasers (2)

1. Who gave it to you? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

2. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

3. Coffee cups and glasses cross the road together. Someone says: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

Michelin company went to a school to recruit new people. The topic of the interview is: A bird is standing on a high telephone pole. Why isn't it dead? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

5. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny and the end is tragic: once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died!

6. At present, the phone is pressed. In the past, telephones used to dial with their fingers in digital holes. At this time, Xiao Ming dialed at home. His home phone number is often wrong. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She asked Xiao Ming if she could call for help. Xiao Ming asked, why not call himself? The woman answered, because I could only dial this number, and Xiao Ming was afraid.

7. Two tomatoes crossed the road and a truck sped by. A tomato failed to escape and was squashed. Another tomato pointed to the squashed tomato and smiled. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!

8. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!

9. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.

10. Unfortunately, a college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and said loudly, Speak! Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! "College students said a words, was electrocuted! He said, "I'm from TV University! "

1 1. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

12. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

13. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Numbers)

14. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

15. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

16. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)

17. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

18. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

19. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

20. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

Computer brain teasers (3)

1. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

You can, I can, everyone can, one person can, and two people can't. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)

How to describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (Answer: Former public abandonment)

4. How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes and ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

5. What kind of wheel can only turn? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

6. What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

7. What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

8. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

9.+ When is it not equal to? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

10.q Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name another food) One answer: tomato and egg noodles.

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