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Chinese-English translation 250 points

Alas, the front is basically machine translation. You'll laugh to death before you go on stage to speak after reciting these. I translated it for you manually. See for yourself whether it is machine translation or human translation. You'll know after reading it.

Hello, everyone, my name is Ye xx, and my online name (or screen name) is Onicyan. You can call me niicyan, which is pronounced as "mud" in Chinese. I am 16 years old this year. My nominal age (nominal age refers to the concept that only people in China have, so it is better not to use this sentence. The following twelfth lunar month is only available in the China lunar calendar. Yes 18 years old. Because I was born in December of the lunar calendar in China, I may be considered as half an adult.

I have a big family. Besides my parents, I have four sisters. If you count my sister-in-law and their daughter, there are about ten people. By the way, my one-year-old nephew is so cute.

I have many interests and don't have enough time to enjoy everything. I spend almost all my time in front of the computer. What did I do before that? Occasionally watch animation, listen to music, chat with other people on QQ, browse the webpage and increase my knowledge. I don't like playing online games because it takes too much time and energy. I'm just having fun

PC games, and most of them are GALGAME, but I didn't spend much time on them. I listen to many kinds of music, among which 80% is japanese pop, 19% is pure muse music, and the rest 1% is English and Chinese songs. Why do I like listening to Japanese songs? Because it is the opening song and relative song in comics and games. Every melody reminds me of a classic work, so for me, it is a double effect, and I am almost addicted to them. By the way, I have at least 600 songs on my hard disk; Each one is the same quality as a CD.

I think it's enough for you to say so much. You don't need to say that your English is poor in the last paragraph. Hehe, there is no need to say it on the podium.

You don't have to recite a manuscript before you go on stage. If you are nervous, you will definitely forget. When preparing yourself, I suggest you practice in front of the mirror and look into your eyes. If only I could speak fluently. Don't look your classmates in the eyes when you go on stage, it will make you nervous. You might as well look straight at the blackboard behind the teacher, so you will be much more relaxed.

You can send me a message if you have any questions. Good luck!