Humorous 5 1 Labor Day greetings

1, everyone on earth is on holiday, and only this short message of mine is working overtime. It is full of blessings, across mountains and rivers, and flies to your side: Happy May Day and all the best!

2. System prompt: Recently, it has been detected that your fatigue index has risen linearly, while sentiment index has dropped a little. For the beauty of the world, for the harmony of society and for a colorful life, I suggest you have a good rest and enjoy it during the May Day holiday!

It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you … Happy May Day …

4, May Day to send you eight precepts: seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

5. I don't want to bless you with some flowery words that are too artificial on Labor Day, so I will simply say a few words: You must pay attention to being a man: 1. I must pay attention to it. You have suffered from illiteracy all your life!

6. May Day Declaration: improper coolies, release vitality, eliminate pressure, good luck, happiness, strength, success, imagination and vitality. I wish you more motivation and charm!

7. My blessing goes over many mountains, through the gutter, through the traffic lights, across the road, across the alley, past the old lady selling popsicles and into your ear. Happy Labor Day!

8. I want to bless you on May Day: you are beautiful and moving. Once you turn around, ghosts frown. Second, you turn around and the Millennium mute screams. Third, you turn around and Tai Sen becomes a table tennis player. Fourth, Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou. Fifth, when you turn around, the monk becomes soft!

9. I've been thinking about you recently. I know it's not good, but I'll regret it all my life if I don't tell you what I think. Whatever your decision is, I won't force you. If you are really in trouble, don't reply to this message! Happy Labor Day!

10, there is a holiday every year, and this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It took me a long time to know the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

1 1, May Day is coming, and the weather is hot. I'm going to do three little things for the whole country: 1, put gloves on flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

12, labor day is coming. I wish those working people who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, work convulsions, and sobs at pay, an abstract wish. Happy holidays!

On the occasion of 13 and may day, I send a loyal blessing: I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Men work to raise women, women work to raise men, Lao Tzu works to raise his son, and his son works to raise his grandson, so society develops.

14, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, my love is deeper than Lu, and my love lasts longer. It's a pity that my promise to treat you to a big meal is more empty than the Monkey King's. Haha, happy May Day!

15, congratulations! Because of your positive work performance, you were specially nominated to participate in this "Labor Day Model Contest"! Participants, please bring your own washing tools to my home to participate in the May Day holiday cleaning labor competition! I wish you a level and style!

16, May Day is coming. As the most glorious labor representative, you should set an example in inviting friends to dinner, helping blind people cross the road, working overtime for colleagues, and sending blessings to friends. Let's take action now. I am very optimistic about you!

17, you are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, meat and a knife! Since the relationship is so good, you can pay for the May Day meal. Happy May Day!

When 18 and May Day come, I will give you a set of shock-proof clothes to make you escape easily in the earthquake. Send you a radiation protection suit, healthy and happy; Send you a love coat, love is sweet all your life; I'll give you work clothes. I don't rest today. Happy May Day!

19, May Day weather forecast: RMB will fall in the evening, and sporadic US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. There will be a rare phenomenon of large-scale beauty reduction in Central China. Please put on your helmet, get your sacks ready and get ready to make a fortune!

20. May Day is here, and there is nothing to send, so I will send you a happy express, full of good luck, and the God of Wealth will pass all the way. The destination is your heart. Validity: 5. 1 Please check it!