Are there any funny jokes?

A junior high school classmate got together and was sitting and chatting after dinner in the box. A lesbian said that she would make some jokes for boys to guess. The boy didn't think much, so she began to say "women's backstroke 500 ... make a place name."

A group of big boys thought for a long time and didn't understand, so she said:

"stupid! ! It's Qiandao Lake! ! ! "

In a short time, she thought of another:

"If a person goes to the toilet ... and hits a singer, you have to guess right!"

Everyone continued to think hard, and a woman suddenly exclaimed: "It's Tao Jiji! ! ! "

That's not enough. He also said, "Make love on the plane ... make an idiom."

Another female voice ran out and shouted, "A thousand miles a day!"

As soon as this statement came out, more than half of the male compatriots had fainted under the table.