Interesting information for lovers.

1, I miss you so much. I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all the sleeping pills. Hey! I still can't stop thinking about you deeply.

2. Unmarried men and women share the same bed, with the female line as the boundary. Those who crossed the line were animals, and they had nothing to say all night. Get up in the morning, women are angry, and men are worse than animals.

I told my mother: I like you! After spending so much time with you, I feel I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house every day to accompany me! But my mother didn't agree. She said: no dogs at home!

4, thinking about your enthusiasm, watching you eager to try, kissing your face, burning your desire, loving you with a red face, pulling you apart! You make me love and hate, my favorite pepper!

It always rains when I forget to bring my umbrella. Be trampled as soon as you wear new shoes; Advertise as soon as you turn on the TV; As soon as I like someone, no one likes me.

6. Some women are like pears. The surface is sweet, but the heart is sour. Some women are like watermelons, with rough skin and the sweetest heart.

7. The husband said to his wife: Last Valentine's Day, I sent you flowers. You said it was too wasteful and uneconomical. This Valentine's Day, shall I accompany you to the fashion shop? The wife thought she was buying clothes and nodded with a smile. Husband went on to say: Go for a walk and lose weight!

8. Once I had dinner with my friends, everyone was drunk and I was the only one who woke up. It's not my treat. Damn it, I have no choice but to pay the bill.

9. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

10, where the wind chimes ring, there are half a volume of books, and the columns are slender and delicate. Travel-stained, a pot of sake, endless busy life. Liu, falling red, listening to the rain and sleeping in silk gauze. Small pond garden, lotus field, remember you every year. It's raining lightly, and the voice slows down. I miss you so much.

1 1. Mo Yan's romantic love is a luxurious dream. Don't say that the future of first love is heartless betrayal. Let's use sincerity to prove that love is persistent, simple, silly waiting, an eternal oath, and willing to spend a lifetime.

12, continuous rainy days make this season humid and depressing. On such a day, my mood is upset. In cold rain and windy weather, I don't want an umbrella. I just need a ray of sunshine to give me a little sunshine, a little warmth and a little spring!

13, I like your smell, I like your smile, I like your charm when you are shy, I like your irrationality when you are crazy, and I want to be around you 24 hours a day.

14. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and bring fruits, oranges, bananas and apples when you see me. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me. Remember not to forget me!

15, give me all the burdens and let me liberate you; Give me all your troubles and let me give you happiness; Give me all the sadness and let me stage the waves of happiness; Dear, the moment when your smile blooms is my greatest gain!

16, if you are a mung bean, I am an affectionate bastard, watching you cry gently; If you are a swan, I am an enthusiastic toad, serenading happily, gung, gung, gung.

17, a person buys meat: boss, 100 yuan for the dog to eat beef! Then he said to the people in line: Do you mind if I cut in line? The man replied coldly, of course, since you are so hungry, come first.

18, you make a dress out of white clouds, borrow a pair of wings of a bird, put a broom behind it, and then fly in front of me like an arrow and say, that's what a bird looks like!

19, the grading library will find you; Miss you is the key word, love you is the core noun; As long as you sweep, the system of love will automatically upgrade; Create a love link and click on the webpage to see you. The memory of life is full of you in the bank!

20. Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the Queen Mother and was separated from the two places. Don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

2 1, when the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

22. My happiest thing is to meet you at the best moment. Let you appear in my life and let me know that there is such a person in the world who can make me hesitate, even if I am the enemy of the whole world, dear! It's my happiness to reply to short messages, and it's also your happiness. Not replying means you miss me.

23. I am a bromine cooler, you are Liang Shuang, I am a train, you are a high-speed rail, I am a divine comedy, and you are Gong Linna. In short, you know me best in the material world.

24. On Tanabata night, Cowherd complained that Weaver Girl was an incompetent mother and had no milk to eat when giving birth to a child. Weaver Girl's grievance: Pity my child. Cowherd proudly said, fortunately, I have a cow.

25, late at night, the lights are on, and the streets are filled with the breath of missing; You have come, love is near, and the call of love echoes in your heart. I am here and you are there; I love you very much, you should remember.

26. I don't answer your phone, I don't talk to you, I don't hug you, I don't look at you when I stand in front of you, I don't kiss you when I lean on my chest. Actually, what I want to do is.

27. I drew a picture of my true feelings for you and put it in my diary. It's you when the moon is short, it's you when the moon is full, and it's you through rain or shine. I love every aspect of you, including every item in your life calendar.

28. With the wind as the medium, bees and flowers embrace each other; With fire as the medium, matches and cigarettes burn together; With chess as the medium, the pawn goes straight into the handsome love nest; Write a string of love symbols with words as the medium; With the truth as the medium, love will last forever.

29, your smiling face, let my sadness dissipate; Your smiling eyes make my mouth bend; Your happy heart makes me feel comfortable; Your happy smile makes me happy again and again! I want to give you happiness, not now, but forever!

30. Love you, love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will torture you with text messages!

3 1, we are so far away from each other; Our hearts are close, and we are close to each other. We are so far away, short messages always send blessings, our hearts are so close, and all the blessings are recorded in our hearts: I love you so much!

32. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

33. I am cow dung, you are a flower, you are tofu, and I am scum. We were a family 300 years ago.

Watching flowers reminds me of your beautiful face, watching streams reminds me of your tender feelings like water, watching white clouds reminds me of your graceful figure, watching rosy clouds reminds me of your happy appearance, and watching the bright moon reminds me of your affectionate eyes. Although we only met yesterday, we are far away in Sanqiu and miss each other.

35. You are Baiyun, I am Qingfeng, and I am with you; You are a red flower, I am a green leaf, and I set you off; You are instant noodles, I am boiled water, and I want to soak you.

36. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on a piece of paper: I spat in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

37. The world is so lonely without you. Everywhere is a dark night, and vows fall in the world. There is wordless confusion everywhere. Without you, I lost everything, only a floating corpse!

38. You are my lingering quotation mark. I know this is the "key point" that I can't give up without explaining. Just like the lost years have become the stars of memory, it is our obsession and persistence in watching, in this refreshing and silent night.

39, love, is missing tangled in the bottom of my heart; Love is waiting for your news every day; Love is that the mind is no longer lonely; Love is to cherish your life; Pay all kinds of tenderness, reap happiness and sweetness, love and cherish!

40. Hate the bad guys who make you cry, hate the fools who hurt you, and despise the fools who make you wait. Honey, I'm disgusting. Please love me.

4 1, I love you, so I want to be with you every minute; Love you, so you often receive sweet messages; I love you, so I send warm greetings in this cold early winter. Even if you have love, you should pay attention to adding clothes to keep out the cold.

42, sending you roses is a bit wasteful, giving you a hug is a bit embarrassing; Invite you for an outing for fear that you are too tired, invite you to dinner, you are losing weight; Sending you a blessing is not expensive, but it is the most affordable for me. You can pay for my meal and smell the fragrance!

43. No matter how busy you are at work, you miss your wife every ten minutes. At lunch, I will fill my whole head with my wife's shadow, and I will feel happy and laugh every time I think about it.

44. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty.

45. Happiness is for yourself, happiness is for yourself, and love depends on persistence. I hope you can get the happiness you want and grasp the rare happiness. The key is to see my persistence and love you!

46. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart!

47. I fell in love with a girl and chased her for two months. Finally, on our first date, she told me that I already had a boyfriend. In fact, you are a good man!

48. The season without you is boring. If the mist blocks the majestic mountains, it is not majestic. If the waves block the majestic sea, you can't see its vastness. Without your vision, there is always a lack of beauty.

49. The years are so beautiful that we have too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere calendar for us, I always believe that you have a gentle charm that I will never let go of and love you.

Dear wife, old wife, old woman, are you thinking of me? Your husband, husband, the old man misses you! Miss you, miss you so much!

5 1, honey, I bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never part.

52. I am a bird, and your heart is the treetop. I am looking for you with deep affection and I am willing to stay in your heart. Love you never wavers, life is wonderful only with you, I will accompany you to the old age and be surrounded by sweetness and happiness forever!

53. I have a bad personality, poor looks, low academic qualifications and poor qualifications. What can I do besides being my own boss?

54. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times, missed you seven times and eight times, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.

55. Once upon a time, I hesitated among various opinions. Once upon a time, I was lost in other people's words. Once upon a time, I lost the power to find happiness. Knowing your appearance, I have sunshine in my life, illuminating the road ahead. I love you!

I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between me and you by bike can be shortened to five minutes.

57. The less time flows, the more trivial things, the busier and the more chaotic, the more you think and care, the more difficult it is to make money, the more distant it is, the more youthful it is, and the older it is. I hope you are happy!

58, sunny and beautiful scenery, the wind and the sun are really happy; Red flowers and green grass float in Liu Suifeng; Breeze blowing, birds singing, kites flying gently; Spring goes to summer, I'll take you to eat grass!

59. You are the boat, I am the shore, you are the sun, and I turn around for you. Happiness is only considered if you give it to me, because you are my number 1.

60. I like your big eyes best, so smart and lovely. I like your soft hair best, smooth and bright. I like your good voice best, so crisp and sweet: meow meow. If you are happy, remember to forward my message with your soft little hand.

6 1, happiness, running in the sunny season, cheering in the rainy season when I threw away my umbrella, walking in the heart of a smile, pacing in the quiet night in the country, smiling and every move of my favorite person.

62. On the long night road, seeing the fire is hope; In the cold winter, it is warm to see fire. Friend, you are the light in my life, giving me hope and warmth!

63. Being jealous means liking you, being angry means caring about you, being in a daze means missing you, being sad is just afraid of losing you, being happy together is called "liking", and being unhappy together is because of "loving you". A short message shows that I miss you very much at this moment.

64. I wish it were the sunset in early autumn, slowly falling into your distant arms; I would like to be the moonlight of the Mid-Autumn Festival, which shines gently in your eyes like water. I wish I were a wild chrysanthemum in late autumn, blooming in your dream of singing autumn.

65. The Milky Way is a ditch, and there is gentleness in meeting; Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.

66. I am madly in love with you, looking at you stupidly, losing my mind for you and doing my best. Hurt by love, crazy about love, confused about your mood, taught me not to know where to go!

67. Love is a rib on the body, not fat; Love is to be together, not to get; Love is the copulation of the soul and the companion of life; Love is not only passion, but also reason; Love will be lost, but true love will last forever. I wish you happiness because of love!

68. I wonder if you are all right now? Is it so easy? If you are enjoying happiness, please don't tell me. Please tell me if anything happens to you.

69. When you receive the message, do you feel a kind heart struggling and looking for the comfort of spiritual love? I decided to leave because I love it so much. Memories of your serious eyes spread silently in my heart, but I can't stop your hasty steps and give you a smiling message, silently wishing you all the best!

70. I want to hug your waist and introduce it to my friends for the first time, not show it to you; If you meet a beautiful woman and stare at her for less than 5 seconds and look at 1 girl for less than 5 times, I will listen to your wife, and you can bully me. I can never bully you. Every time there is something good, my first thought is to give it to you.

7 1, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side!

72. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

73. As time goes by, it is the unforgettable memories that can't flow away; Facing the reality, I feel helpless; Life is in a hurry, what you learn is to talk calmly; Love is beautiful, what you have is the sweetness of your soul mate!

74. I have been full for three meals these days, and sleeping for 15 minutes is enough. Cheeks are sunken and eyes are protruding. When I speak, others can't understand me. It's all love's fault

75. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

76. A new week has begun, but my heart has not been calm for a long time. I always feel that something is missing somewhere. I carefully opened the memory of the weekend. It turns out that the gentle touch of my lips in the moonlight has put my trembling heart into your heart through your sweet lips. Both hearts are happy, happy you and me! Miss you!

77. The stars wish to stay with the moon all the time; Bees make a wish and stay with flowers; The bird made a wish to be with the sky forever. I made a wish, hoping to stay with you all the time!

I want to introduce you to one of the best machines in this century: it can generate a lot of money, and it also has the functions of cleaning, cooking and washing … that is me. Marry me.

79. In the evening, when the sky is thick, the new moon hangs exquisitely in the sky. I breathe into the glass and draw your eyes with my fingertips, but I can't draw what I miss you.

80. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles's store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

8 1, dear wife, your husband, I want to love my wife. Vote: 1 Wife refers to that, and husband cleans that. The wife went shopping, and the husband followed. You do the same to your wife. On behalf of the whole family, I wish my wife happiness.

82. Sister, sister, I love you. I moved you with words first, and then I moved you with actions. I bought you a diamond ring and married you in a Mercedes!

83, mixed? Now the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and the rich and powerful eat turtles; Online petitions are boring, and officialdom is like a battlefield; Men look forward to being tall and women look forward to being thin, and dogs show meat when they wear clothes; Love is afraid of falling out of love and cheating, and being in an important position is afraid of retirement!

84, wine, drink less, good for the stomach; Smoking less is good for the lungs; Exercise, doing more, is good for your health; Money, earning more, is good for life; I have thought about it several times, all for the sake of love!

85. My thoughts stay where you are, touching your day's journey, hard work, running around and missing. My eyes crisscross into a network of streets and lanes, sketching a map of love, surrounding every day of your life!

86, insomnia did not understand what is "missing" at night; After waking up, I found that there is a kind of "fate", which is "eternity" engraved in my heart; Every time I break up, I often look back and see only infinite "attachment"; Love you forever!

87. I want to kiss the sea, tsunami; I want to kiss the earth, earthquake; I want to kiss the sky, nuclear radiation; I want to kiss steamed bread and dye it; I want to kiss you, and you become extremely beautiful. Have fun, haha!

88. When I miss you, your shadow is my miss; When I am lonely, your shadow is my partner; When we met, your shadow occupied my sight; In the sun, your shadow is the most beautiful picture. Come on, have a love affair with the shadow!

89. You think you don't love the person you once loved. However, there is always a kind of food I don't want to eat, a song I dare not listen to, and a code word that only lovers can understand. It turns out that the days of love left traces in our bodies and became a part of our growth. Even if we can't bear to look back, we should be grateful for the love we once had, so that we can become ourselves now.

90. This may be the last time I send you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you. I'm going to America in the near future, and all the formalities have been completed. I can't help it, really Bush said he couldn't handle it without me.

9 1, the stars meet the stars and shine; Clouds meet clouds and pursue romance; People meet and walk out of the scenery of love; I really met my heart, and my red blood cells were so excited. I look forward to true love!

92. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

93. The water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart!

94. I like to cry happily with love. I like to chase my feelings and my painful heartbreak. I'm glad I lost without regret. Even if I am scarred by love, don't be disheartened. Let me bravely chase for love!

95. When your heart beat faster, I didn't see your mood get worse. I dreamed that your time slipped too fast. Let you wait for the next life?

96. World history is a song. I intercepted a melody and whispered to you, the beauty of the Nile, the dawn of the Alps, your deep eyes, shining on me, illuminating me, looking at me, fell in love with you deeply.

97. If you are separated from Sanqiu, it is because of missing; The night is long because I miss you; The exhibition turned to the opposite side because of loneliness; I sleep alone because I'm counting sheep.

98. Wife, I can't see you for a day. The sky, clouds and sunshine are so blank. My weekend alone is always full of faint loneliness. Fortunately, I downloaded a map of your city, which can draw this feeling of missing!

99. You know that our friendship is full of rich meaning to me: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; If you jump off a tall building, I will say, wow! Not dead!