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10 best friend's bedtime story.
A bedtime story for my girlfriend 1
Find your own coconut
Born in poverty, he was shrouded in extreme inferiority since he was a child. After graduating from college, he simply stayed at home, addicted to computer games all day, and lived in poverty because of repeated job hunting failures.
Once, he was invited by his good friend Aguilera to visit a talent show of Grassroots. To his surprise, the members who came to participate in the competition were different in age and occupation, and everyone boldly stepped on the stage to give full play to their special skills.
An 8-year-old boy put his finger on the pizza dough and soon began to turn. From time to time, he puts the dough behind his head and spins it by hand. His skillful cake throwing technique and relaxed and confident smile won warm applause from the audience. A stout girl sang the theme song of the movie Titanic. Although her voice is not beautiful, her spirit of challenging herself has touched many people. A man who lost his legs in a car accident performed a flying needle to withdraw money. In just five minutes, he sewed a piece of cloth into a beautiful skirt. It turned out that he came out of despair and chose tailoring as his career. ...
Just when he was fascinated, Anke, who seemed to have no special skills, also took to the stage and performed blowing bubbles in public. When he blew out more than 50 beautiful bubbles in one breath, the whole stage was filled with a fantastic atmosphere. "Now, it's your turn to play." Anke said to him with a smile. "I can't!" He quickly shook his head and refused. Anke has a firm attitude: "From today on, delete the word' no' from your life dictionary!" After that, Anke gave him a hard push, and then loudly said, "Warmly welcome our new friends!" " "
At a loss, in desperation, he picked up a coconut on the edge of the stage, held it high above his head, and then gestured to Anke: "Remember the game when I was a child? Do it! " Anke smiled knowingly, found a wooden stick and threw it at the coconut.
With a bang, the coconut was broken, but he stood still, his face unchanged. The audience was shocked by his "iron fist" and stood up and applauded. Standing in the center of the stage, he was surrounded by long-lost encouragement and tears filled his eyes.
He seems to be a different person since he came back from this performance. He began to try the job he refused to do before, delivering express delivery and selling flowers. In just two years, he became the manager of a real estate company. Just when his parents were proud of him, he made another amazing move: he resigned and went home to be an otaku again. Only different from before, this time, he is not addicted to games, but wants to realize his childhood dream of becoming a writer.
In order to realize his dream, he turned off his mobile phone and refused all entertainment activities. I only rest for four hours every day, and the rest time is spent reading and writing. In August, 20_ 2000, it took him a year to finally complete an inspirational novel of 200,000 words, entitled "A Dream for Coconuts".
This book attracted great attention of readers soon after its publication, and people were moved by his simple and warm writing style. In the following six months, this book has been ranked first in the bestseller list and reprinted three times, causing quite a storm.
He is Jean, a young writer from France. In the preface of the book, Norray described his psychological process in such a passage: "I suddenly realized that even if I had nothing, I could win applause with a coconut." In fact, life is never desperate, and everyone can find their own coconut. "
Bedtime story for my girlfriend 2
Exhibition of deaf-mute rabbits
In a large grassland, there are many happy little insects and animals.
However, this is a very bad thing for the white rabbit, because it is a deaf-mute rabbit.
However, although deaf-mute rabbits can't hear or talk, they can draw pictures!
The deaf-mute rabbit is drawing every day, drawing everything it sees. Every picture is beautiful!
Little hedgehog, a great painter in the grass, was very happy after seeing the pictures of deaf-mute rabbits. He accepted the deaf-mute rabbit as a student and promised the deaf-mute rabbit to hold an art exhibition for it next spring.
The deaf-mute rabbit read the words written on the paper by the great painter Hedgehog, and drew harder with joy!
Autumn is coming, winter is coming, and the great painter hedgehog is going to hibernate!
The great painter Hedgehog yawned, left a note for the deaf-mute rabbit, and then went to sleep.
The deaf-mute rabbit got the note and looked at it carefully. It said, "When spring comes, I wake up from hibernation and I will hold a new art exhibition for you."
The deaf-mute rabbit painted and painted, and another winter passed.
Spring has come, and the great painter Hedgehog finally wakes up.
When the great painter Hedgehog opened his eyes, he was shocked. What did he see? I saw that the home of the great painter Hedgehog was covered with paintings, all of which were winter scenery!
"Ah, winter is really so beautiful!" The great painter hedgehog said excitedly while wiping his eyes, "This must be painted by a deaf-mute rabbit. I'm going to hold an exhibition for it soon. The name is "Beautiful Winter-Art Exhibition of Deaf-mute Rabbits"! "
The great painter hedgehog pushed the door and ran out quickly.
Bedtime story for my girlfriend 3
Hold a stopwatch to see beautiful women.
There is a couple. At the beginning of their marriage, the wife made a rule for her husband: go home immediately after work, don't look around in the street, don't watch underwear shows and fashion shows. Husband suddenly became like a cat, regardless of business and personal affairs. If this goes on, the husband will lose everything and the wife will be anxious. What should I do? She had to call her best friend for advice.
My best friend said: "To change my husband, change yourself first-accompany my husband to the streets to see beautiful women!" " "According to my best friend, this is the latest research result of internationally renowned experts-men can see beautiful women and stimulate their competitiveness and self-motivation.
When the wife heard this, she got excited and hung up without waiting for her best friend to go on. Just do it, she said to her husband, "Husband, I will accompany you to Huaihai Road to see beautiful women!" " "
As expected, there are beautiful women on Huaihai Road, and her husband looks around, which is beautiful. When he sees something particularly beautiful, he will stare at it. Going home at night, my husband is cooking and washing dishes, and talking more and more. My wife's heart fell to the ground.
After a while, my wife felt something was wrong. A woman keeps calling her husband, endlessly. When she was nervous, she called her best friend again and asked what to do.
As soon as my girlfriend opened her mouth, she swept her face and complained, "Do you know? Watching beautiful women with my husband, 45 seconds is a hurdle, why 45 seconds? Because there was a beautiful woman coming, it took about 45 seconds from seeing her face to passing by. It is normal to see beautiful women during this time. Looking back, it is not normal for more than 45 seconds. "
Hearing this, the wife was stupid: "Then why didn't you say so earlier?"
My best friend sneered: "can you blame me for hanging up before I finished my last speech?" Hurry up, buy a stopwatch, and next time you two will take a stopwatch to see beautiful women! "
Bedtime story for girlfriend 4
The test of the old king
Deep in the forest, there is an amethyst castle with 30 small doors. Open it, and you will find there are 30 cities in it.
Strangely, every city's residents look different, some with red hair and blue eyes, some with black hair and black eyes. They eat all kinds of strange food and speak different languages.
In the castle, there is an old man with a white beard. He is an old king who rules these 30 cities. The old king has no children. He thought, "When I am old, I should find someone to inherit the throne and govern the country."
One day, he asked his servant to open 30 doors and put 30 pieces of red paper on the doors, which read: "The king wants to choose a young man to inherit the throne, and young people can sign up. Whoever can pass the test of the king will be elected king. "
This is really exciting news! Many young people came to sign up. The old king sat on the crystal dragon chair in the castle and told them the first test: "The basement of the castle leads to a mysterious garden, where many flower fairies live. Go there and get the flower fairy's axe! " Hearing this, the young man set off for the garden in a hurry.
They walked through a dark passage and suddenly their eyes lit up. Birds and flowers are everywhere, and winged flower fairies are flying around the garden.
"What a beautiful garden!" It is amazing.
They explained their purpose to the flower fairy. The flower fairies said, "If you can clean up the weeds in the garden, I will give you the axe." Hearing this, everyone began to work, but after five days and five nights of work, weeds were still inexhaustible.
"Too tired! Forget it! " Someone talked about it, but they all gave up. After five days and five nights, someone quit. In the end, only three young people persisted.
A bedtime story for your girlfriend
They are an old couple who have taken care of each other for 70 years.
At the age of 25, I was introduced. At the time of first love, he told her that we were not allowed to call each other "you", which seemed a bit fake, but it was better to call her "you" ... She obeyed his request and did well. They don't have much contact. Every time he was polite and respectful, everything he said and did moved her, and she gradually felt that he was the support of her life.
At the age of twenty-six, she married him in a navy wool dress with little red flowers pinned to her chest and a silver minivan. On his wedding night, he was a little drunk. Looking at his rough eyebrows and tall body, she felt uneasy. He seemed to see her heart clearly and said softly, "Don't worry, I will treat you well all my life." He knew that she was too weak to cook. Since then, he has taken on the heavy responsibility in the kitchen. Most of the delicious food on the table is her favorite, one year, two years, until several years.
At the age of 28, she gave birth to a beautiful daughter after heartbreaking pain. Because of dystocia, she was born one day and one night, and he lost weight outside the delivery room. Looking at her weak appearance, his eyes were red and he trembled and whispered, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Don't worry, I will treat you both well all my life! " "She asked him, do you like girls? He said, of course! However, I'm worried that my daughter will suffer like you in the future.
At the age of thirty-four, she had a miscarriage, dragging her weak body, and accidentally broke her left foot because of slipping. When the doctor came out of the operating room with a smile and told him that the operation was successful, the tough guy with an iron frame finally released all his inner softness with tears in front of everyone. In the hospital, he went to eat soup, carried her to the bathroom, made her happy, and treated her like a child. She woke up in the middle of the night and found him holding her left foot and sighing softly. When she got up in the morning, she saw a smile on his face.
Forty-five years old, sending her daughter to college. On the parting platform, she endured tears and told her daughter everything. He caressed her shoulder and said that the child was pursuing advanced studies and laying a good foundation for her future, and also ridiculed her as a little woman. When I got home, I took care of her carefully, lying in bed and cooking my own dinner.
At the age of 54, my daughter wore a white wedding dress and became a peach blossom smile bride. She looked at the empty home and shed tears. He helped her sit on the sofa, teased her and comforted her. It would be great if we were alone now and enjoyed the quiet world.
At the age of sixty, he retired and took her everywhere. At the top of the mountain in Yunnan, he said with emotion through a large piece of wild ginger flowers: "Being with you is the happiest thing in my life. If there is an afterlife, I will accompany you. " She scolded him for being so old and disgusting, just like a child.
At the age of seventy, they smiled at each other. He said, we are all old! She said, yes! A flick of your finger! ! Time has changed our appearance and posture, and our hearts are like calm lake water, which will never stir up any waves again. Passing by is only our youthful figure and unforgettable memories, and there are stories that can't be told for a lifetime. ......
At the age of eighty, he was carrying a steaming bowl of eight-treasure porridge and said like a child, "Old woman, think about it after you finish this bowl of porridge. Will you lose money by marrying me in this life? " Am I good to you? "For decades, he has been repeating these two questions. Every time, she always laughs and can't speak. In fact, she has been silently saying: no loss, that's very kind of you!
At the age of ninety-five, she was lying in a big bed with only one person, tears streaming down her face. Half asleep, I seem to see his thick-browed and tall body again and hear his whispering softly. Don't worry, I will be good to you all my life. Open your eyes and look for it, only to find that times have changed Holding photos of him at different ages, she said to herself, "You, as careful as silk, married yourself. You clearly remember every wedding anniversary and birthday of mine. As she talked, tears melted into the photo. " In desperation, she realized that although love is just a simple sentence, it takes a lifetime to realize it, but it took her 70 years to understand it.
A bedtime story for your girlfriend
Smart response: Because you love me.
At the birthday party, the man asked the woman, "Why did you choose me?" Women laugh: "Because you have money", men are silent. After waking up, the woman realized something and quickly asked the man, "Did you ask me a question last night?" The man nodded: "I asked why you chose me?" The woman asked, "What did I answer?" The man smiled: "You said because you love me." Woman's silence ...
Youth is spent in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.
She liked him for four years, collected everything about him, liked the way he bowed his head, got angry when he was with other girls, and wrote countless love letters. It's just that he doesn't know all this. Several years later, he and she were no longer in the same city, but she received his gift before marriage, which was an earring that she accidentally left behind. The attached letter reads: I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.
Care about you at the same table
In class, a boy fell asleep at his desk. The teacher found out and said calmly, Take care of your deskmate. The female deskmate took off her coat and put it on the sleeping boy. .
A bedtime story for your girlfriend
There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe rolling drugs. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "giraffe, giraffe, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " Giraffe looked at the medicine cigarette and the white rabbit, so she threw the medicine cigarette behind her and ran with the white rabbit in the forest.
Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe.
Later, they met a lion, and the white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something to hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed over to beat the white rabbit. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?" It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. The lion said angrily, "this bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he shakes his head." "
A bedtime story for my girlfriend
One day, a very cute little white rabbit got lost in the big forest. Then he saw a little black rabbit and ran over to ask, "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? " The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Yes." The little black rabbit said, "If you want to know, you must make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. Knowing this, the little white rabbit kept skipping forward.
Running and running, the little white rabbit got lost again and met a little white rabbit. The little white rabbit ran over and asked, "Brother White Rabbit, Brother White Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? "
The little white rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Yes." The white rabbit said, "If you want to know, you must make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to make it comfortable. The white rabbit then tells the white rabbit how to go. Knowing this, the little white rabbit kept skipping forward.
So, the white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found herself pregnant.
A bedtime story for your girlfriend
The man said we were divorced. The woman disagreed several times at first, and then said, well, give me 50 thousand and I'll leave. The man gave the woman fifty thousand dollars. They broke up happily without children. The man who broke up was very handsome for a while. But it didn't take him long to get tired of this life. One day, while he was waiting in the rain, he found a girl with a good face. The girl nodded and smiled at him.
His heart suddenly moved: what a familiar look! Then they started talking, then they started dating, and then they got married. After marriage, his wife not only takes care of him tenderly, but also always pesters him to ask his ex-wife something, which makes him don't know what to say at this time. The woman still has a small box and a delicate key. She never lets men see it. Until one day, the woman was bedridden. When she handed the key to the man, she said quietly, you can open that box after I die.
The woman finally passed away, and the man who lost his wife again couldn't wait to open the box that had worried him for a long time. There is only a thick diary in the box, which describes the process of a woman's plastic surgery.
A bedtime story for my girlfriend 10
Pete and his girlfriend
That night, Peter and his girlfriend Carona drove home. When passing the intersection on the street corner, he suddenly collided with a high-speed truck. After a loud noise, Peter's eyes went black and he knew nothing.
Peter and his girlfriend Peter woke up and found themselves lying in the hospital. The doctor said that he was only slightly injured, but it was not serious. But Carona's condition is very bad, and her life is saved, but she has been in a vegetative state and never woke up. Peter is heartbroken. He and Carona are orphans who grew up in an orphanage. It's unfortunate enough. I didn't expect god to torture them like this. God is so cruel ...
Pete took good care of Carona in the hospital for more than half a year, and tried every means to call her, but she just couldn't wake up. He was completely desperate. He is still young. He can't be a vegetable all his life He wants to start a new life. After depositing some money in the account of the hospital where Carona lived, he left Carona, a city that made him sad, and went to Australia.
A year has passed in an instant. On this day, Peter suddenly found a girl with long hair in the street. From the back, she looks like Carolina. He couldn't help walking up to him and shouting "Carona". When the girl turned around, Pete almost jumped up in surprise: "Carona! It's really you! "
The girl smiled and said, "Sir, you have mistaken me for someone else. I'm not Carona, my name is Winnie. " Say that finish turned away.
Pete froze. Yes, Carona has been lying in the hospital. How can she wake up? But girls are similar except that their long hair is different from Carona's short hair. Does Carona have any sisters? He wanted to ask the girl some more questions, but he found that the girl had turned away. He hasn't called the hospital for more than a year since he left Carona. I don't know what happened to Carona now. So he quickly made a long-distance call to the hospital. The hospital said there was a miracle, and Carona woke up! But unfortunately, she completely lost her memory. A few months ago, she woke up and left the hospital. I don't know where she went.
When Peter learned that Carona was awake, he was very happy, because he still loved her deeply, so he was eager to find her. Where will she go? Just then, he received a phone call from his client, Rovik, asking him to go to a restaurant for dinner at night.
In the evening, Peter came to the restaurant as promised. When he saw the girl sitting next to Rovic, he suddenly froze. That girl is Winnie whom he saw in the street during the day. Rovic introduced Winnie as his girlfriend, and Winnie stood up politely and shook hands with Pete. At the moment of shaking hands, Pete felt that the hand belonged to Carona, and the girl in front of him was actually Carona!
Next, in the process of eating, Pete has been quietly observing Winnie's every move and smile. Carona is everywhere. This made him more convinced that Winnie was his girlfriend Carona, but she had lost her memory and didn't know him at all. He was ambivalent: if she knew Winnie immediately and told her everything, would she still believe him if she lost her memory? Even if she believes it, can she accept abandoning her boyfriend? Seeing Winnie and Rovic talking and laughing, very close, he was anxious and angry, saying that he couldn't watch his beloved fall into the arms of others, and he wanted to take back his beloved!
When Rovik went to the bathroom, Peter became Winnie's friend and found her place. The next day, Pete went to Winnie and invited her to a coffee shop. Winnie noticed that Pete had been paying attention to her and asked anxiously, "Mr. Pete, what on earth did you invite me for?" Peter said seriously, "Miss Winnie, you haven't known Rovik for a long time, and you don't know him yet. He is a gambler. Although he is rich now, he may become poor tomorrow. I don't think you should be with such a person. You know, when I first saw you, I fell in love with you deeply ... "
"Oh, my God!" Winnie exclaimed and interrupted Peter. "How can Vic have a friend like you? Rovik is very concerned about me, please don't say such things again. " With that, she left Pete.
Pete didn't go after him. He knew that if he knew Winnie now, she would hate him very much and ignore him. He can't let her know what happened before, let alone be impatient.
A few days later, Rovich asked Pete to go swimming at the seaside. Pete was unhappy to see Winnie and Rovic playing and hugging at the seaside. He didn't want to swim any more and went ashore alone. Just then, I heard Winnie suddenly exclaim, and then shouted "Help". To Peter's surprise, Rovich left Winnie instead of saving her and swam to the shore. Peter suddenly found many jellyfish floating on the sea around Winnie. She must have been stung by a poisonous jellyfish. The venom of jellyfish can completely paralyze people's nervous system in a short time, and if it is not rescued in time, it will suffocate people. Knowing that clothes can effectively stop jellyfish attacks, Peter immediately put on clothes and rushed to Winnie. When he swam to Winnie, she was unconscious and began to sink to the bottom of the sea. Peter picked her up, swam desperately to the shore, rescued Winnie, picked her up and ran to the hospital.
Winnie was out of danger because of the timely rescue. After waking up, she broke up with Rovich in From Destruction. She is full of gratitude to the savior Peter, but she also shows her love for him. Pete takes care of Winnie while the iron is hot. Since then. The two were inseparable and their feelings quickly warmed up.
Soon, Pete and Winnie decided to have a wedding on Valentine's Day. Who knows, just two days before the wedding, Rovic found Pete and asked him for 654.38+10,000 yuan on the grounds of taking Winnie away. Peter said angrily, "Winnie broke up with you. Why do you ask me for money? " Rovic smiled insidiously and said, "When you met Winnie, I found your eyes lit up. You felt as if you had known each other for a long time. At first, I didn't know what was going on Later, after investigation, it was found that Winnie was your ex-girlfriend, but she lost her memory and didn't remember you. If you don't want her to know that you abandoned her, give me the money. I promise not to tell anyone about it, and I won't bother you again. "
Peter thought, if Winnie really knew about the past, how could she marry him? He loves Winnie, and he doesn't want to lose her. It is worthwhile to spend 65438+ ten thousand yuan with her! So he promised Rovik.
It's Valentine's Day, and Pete and Winnie got married in church. When the priest asked Winnie if she would marry Pete, Rovich suddenly appeared. He said in front of everyone, "Winnie, you shouldn't marry Pete because he abandoned you like me ..."
Peter never imagined that the hateful Rovic would break his word and take the money but not keep his promise, but now he can only admit the truth.
Winnie was silent when she learned the truth. There was a sudden silence in the church and everyone looked at her.
Peter lowered his head in shame and said, "Carona, it's not too late for you to change your mind."
Winnie said quietly, "No, I'm not Carona, I'm Winnie. I changed my name because I don't have amnesia at all. I pretended to have amnesia to forget the past. I thought I would never see you again, but I didn't expect to meet and fall in love with you again in this city. I think it's all God's plan. Only by forgetting the past can we be with the one we love, without bad feelings or harm. Although none of us can change the past, we can grasp the present and the future. As long as we are truly opposite, there will be a bright future. Pete, I love you! "
Peter was moved to tears and said affectionately, "I love you too!" " "Two people passionately kiss together. ...
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