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That fat man doesn't know the ball.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, I burst into laughter. That fat man is Liu. A fat man will ruin everything! That's how fat people despise you!
Fat man just stood there motionless, and you didn't even get 1 point! After all, Liu cocked his neck and stamped his foot to win all the champions of that generation. No one can break this record because the mixed doubles have been cancelled! There was a jingle in table tennis in those days. Yansen is very hard on marin oil, and the most difficult thing is crooked neck Liu! Ha ha ha ha? Let me show you a video. In 2009, Liu Shuai led the team to prepare for the World Table Tennis Championships and showed a stunt in serving!
Note that every ball is served between the net and the table tennis bat! When I sent the second one, I also said that the racket was put high and let it press down. Later, Malone and Wang tried, but they couldn't send it out.
Although Liu didn't know that the ball was hit in the face, Liu Pang was real. At the same time, Kong was teased by his ex-girlfriend in Weibo, saying that the food of the national team was delicious!
In those days, the twin stars of table tennis in China became balls together!
Do you remember where you came from?
Do you remember when you were a teenager?
At that time, Kong was also the Bai Yueguang in the hearts of countless girls. The first generation male god Nan sent him many photos, and now he is fat enough to send blades!
In other words, being fat seems to be the tradition of table tennis teams, especially men's teams. Fans directly call them the national fat team, and countless legends of eating goods are circulated in table tennis. Ha ha ha ha ha, sorry, we are the national fat team, not the national table tennis team.
Huang Biao, the spokesman of the national fat team, told a story: during his time as head coach in Cai Zhenhua, the team clearly stipulated the schedule of the players, but one night, he temporarily returned to the team for a spot check and happened to find that several male players, such as Yan Sen, had gone out for a snack. A team meeting was held the next day to criticize and punish. ? Back in the office, Caiyi closed the door, tears can not but flow down. Say to me, Mao, you say, they are still children. Can they not eat when they are hungry? There can be rules. What if there is no punishment? Ha ha ha ha ha? Children who train on an empty stomach have a miserable painting style.
Last year, Jensen and Qiu Yike played a ball game. Did you see Jensen's belly? !
According to netizens, Kong discriminated against other fat friends of the national fat team because of his thin figure, and gave them nicknames: Feilong, Lin Fei, Hao Fei, Liu Guozhu and Pang Nan. He said that table tennis players who have never seen Wang Hao so fat should throw discus and confiscate them if they don't let their disciples eat snacks. I think it's worthwhile. I found a news story about the friendship between Wang Nan and Kong Huiling:
Not that helpful! Kong Huiling doesn't like others to be fat, but she loses weight by eating self-help pizza. Kong Huiling began to gain weight as soon as he became a coach, so he had to eat pizza to lose weight. ? I dare not eat in the canteen of the General Administration for fear of being too nutritious. I don't have much time to go out and order food, for fear of oil and water. So I went to eat the pizza buffet in 39 yuan, watching and eating. I thought I would be full or not. However, I still gained five or six pounds. ? The point is not pizza, but self-help. Wow, isn't self-help just filling up? It is self-deception!
During the training of Rio Olympic Games, Kong immediately took out a shortcake from his carry-on bag and handed it to Ai Jiang! ZhangJike and Ai Jiang kept whispering when they attended the press conference together. Do you know what they are talking about? ZhangJike is asking Fukuhara Ai for it! Cake! Fuck! It turns out that Fukuhara Ai, as a generation of conscience, prepares Japanese snacks for China players in every competition, and ZhangJike loves one of them best. Before coming to Brazil, he specially sent a WeChat asking Fukuhara Ai to bring Leo.
Let's start with Liu's disciple Wang Hao. Liu loves Wang Hao very much. When the host asked who his wife and Wang Hao saved when they fell into the water, he kept prevaricating until the host said that Wang Hao could swim and Liu said that he could save his wife?
Wang Hao really completely inherited Liu's mantle. If you search for news with the names of players who are fat and lose weight as keywords, the news style will be like this.
When Wang Hao first joined the national first team in 2000, he was 1.76 and weighed 65 kg. How handsome he is when he is thin!
Then I don't know how it became Wang Bai's report, which reached162kg at the fattest time. In 2009, Liu took advantage of this when he held a summary meeting. Black weapon? He printed out netizens' criticisms and messages about Wang Hao, bound them into a book, and then read them aloud at the plenary session. These comments include? Are you fatter than Liu now?
Wang Tao denounced the media's dislike of Wang Haopang and mocked the news of the stone man. ? I told him I was fatter than you. My weight at 1992 Olympic Games and 1995 World Table Tennis Championships was about 120 kg. I firmly believe in one thing, as long as I am flexible. Wang Hao is now about 146 kg,1.76 m. Compared with that, I was much fatter then, right? If he keeps trying to lose weight, his physical function will decrease. ? Only fat paper will feel bad about fat paper.
There is also a photo of Wang Hao eating at Mango Taiwan, which is widely circulated among fans.
As for Marin, at first glance, she gets fat easily. At that time, losing weight was a top priority for players. Closed training, once lost 20 pounds a month. This month's closed training, I only eat breakfast, lunch and dinner are generally replaced by fruit. ? But are eggs useless?
Remember that rebellious teenager Chen Qi? I was thin then.
Lost to Wang Hao in the Asian Cup men's singles final, kicked the baffle and was sent to the countryside to feed pigs for a week.
Last year, he sent a photo with his son in his arms in Weibo. Has he gained weight?
Seeing their appearance, I am so worried about the imperial tiger in ten years. Zhang! Follow! Coe! ZhangJike also eats five bowls of ice cream in one breath, and then wears five rings to show off!
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