Homophonic joke sentence

Homophonic jokes, language is inherently aesthetic, and talking about it is also a way to share life. The combination of sentences can make us express our thoughts better, and writing some beautiful sentences is beneficial to exercise our language expression ability. I hope homophonic joke sentences can be your motivation after reading.

Homophonic joke sentence 1 1, when there are no women, I take pleasure in flirting with men. ...

2, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

3. Women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

Kill the panda, and I will be a national treasure.

5, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

6. If you fall, get up and cry again.

7. When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice." When he was in service, he said, "We should consider China's national conditions."

8. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

9. How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? Beat her up first, and then send the house certificate of the most expensive property in Guangzhou, which will be an unforgettable surprise!

I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

1 1. There is no rehearsal in life, but live broadcast every day.

12, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do. Interesting quotation

13, a woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less turned over by several men ...

14. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

15, hugging is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see the other person's face.

16, if my son doesn't listen, he can fight appropriately, otherwise it won't show Lao Tzu's majesty. This is the problem in Taiwan Province Province.

17, there is no meanest, only meaner.

18, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

19, I won't say if I kill you.

The homophonic joke sentence 2 1 means: work, work, work, work, work.

Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbuck

3. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

4. The homophonic stalk of sand sculpture makes people laugh. Talk about the complete homophonic sentence of Super Fire 1

I was eating when the power went out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

6. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

7. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato and whisper in your ear, "I am purple potato, and so are you".

8. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

9. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

10, "The doctor prescribed me some pills and I accidentally knocked over the bottle. The pill crackled and rolled out. It turned out to be a good pill. "

1 1. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

12, one day the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more it ate, the more disgusting it became. The mouse said that the elephant was tired. Did you hear that? I miss you.

13, sika deer festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

14, what's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

15, ugly people have beautiful things to sell air conditioners.