What pk jokes do Show Lo and Nana have?

(Orfila) Why does the rooster jump higher than the tree? Because trees can't jump.

(Show Lo) What beans do mung beans become when they fall? -Red beans (bleeding)

(Show Lo) What kind of beans will red beans become after being punched? -black eyed peas (black eyes)

(Vega) What happened to a lovely pig after he went abroad? -Pig (meaning "pig" in English)

(Show Lo) What kind of horse was born when a dark horse married a pink horse? A shy horse

A rabbit is running. It jumps and runs with its left foot, jumps and runs with its right foot, and then squats and runs slowly. Why? Because it wants to.

(Show Lo) Do you know cannibals? As soon as he went to new york, he left by plane. The stewardess on the plane asked, "What would you like to eat? We have Chinese food and western food. " He said, "Give me the passenger list."

(Show Lo) Then when he arrived in new york, he was with his son. He saw many people coming and going. The first thing I saw was He Jiong. His son said, "Dad, I want to eat Hejiong." He said, "No, he is the first chair in our country. How could you eat him? Can't eat. " Then Nana walked over and his son said, "Wow, Nana, I want to eat her." He said, "You can't eat! How do we eat her? She is stupid. If we eat her, we will become stupid. " Say that finish, Lin Chi-ling came along. The son said, "Dad, I want to eat her!" " "Dad said," you can't eat her. Take her back to your mother. "

(Nana) Why do people sleep? -The bed won't come and let you sleep

(Nana) For example, there is a car with He Laoshi driving, Show Lo in the co-pilot and Nana in the back seat. Whose car is this? -"Ru" ("Ru" is a personal name)

Show Lo: "You must repeat what I said. The grass is green. "

Nana: "The grass is green."

Show Lo: "The grass is actually red."

Nana: "The grass is actually red."

Show Lo: "The grass is actually green and red."

Nana: "The grass is actually green and red."

Show Lo: "What color is the grass?"

Nana: "You are so stupid. Didn't you say that grass is actually green and red? "

Show Lo: Idiot, I told you to repeat what I said! "