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From the background comparison of the two teams, it is obvious that Noxas can kill several streets in Anzu. 1 Knox is a powerful empire with a great reputation.
In the eyes of people outside Knox, it is self-respecting, bloody, barbaric and difficult to fill, but for those who see through its militant appearance, the social atmosphere here is actually particularly inclusive. All the people's specialties and talents will be respected and exercised.
Regardless of social status, living background, hometown of the motherland and personal wealth, anyone can gain power, status and respect in Knox, as long as they can show the necessary ability.
Anzu is a huge underground city, located under the winding ravines and canyons around Piltov. Smoke and dust of various colors leaked from the patchwork and corroded exhaust pipe network, and the light emitted from it was filtered into strange colors, which reflected cross between the colored glasses in Anzu workshop.
There is a luxury empire on one side and a sewer area on the other, which is completely incomparable.
There is a bright heaven on one side and a dark hell on the other. Knox's comprehensive national strength is obviously stronger than Anzu's.
If both regions choose five best heroes to fight, Anzu may not lose. 1 anzu's nominations are: Mondo on the list, Ike playing wild, Victor on the list, Jin Kesi shooter and Feng Nv assisting.
This combination is good in the entry, pull and late stage, with a certain amount of milk, which can also prevent the other party from forcibly opening, with a certain degree of openness and sufficient output in the later stage.
Noxas's five nominations are: Thain is on the list, Nobu is fighting wild, Demon Ji is on the list, Dreven is the shooter, and Crow is the assistant.
This lineup is frank enough, whether it is first-hand or second-hand, it is feasible, flexible, not empty in the later stage, and the collocation is relatively balanced and reasonable.
The above is purely my opinion. Please correct me if there are any shortcomings. The above pictures are from the Internet. If there is any infringement, please contact to delete it.
Noxas goes to war with Anzu, which side will win? Before talking about this problem, let's talk about these two cities with background stories. The first is the city state of Knox Sass.
Knox, the city-state, is right. The so-called capable people are supreme. If you have the ability, regardless of your background and culture, you can become a very outstanding top-notch talent.
Here is an example. For example, Swan's right-hand men, Nuoshou and Draven, and their two brothers, who were originally orphans, were abandoned in a port and climbed up to their present position step by step.
Now, one of the two brothers is in charge of military power and the other controls the people.
The cultural tolerance of this city-state is the above-mentioned supremacy of capable people. For a city-state or village that has been disintegrated in the expansion, there are only two choices, either to integrate and show their abilities, or to refuse to surrender and wait for the final decision.
In fact, this is more realistic than our real society. Because in reality, there are not only abilities, but also many other projects, otherwise, you will not be able to complete your dream.
Finally, talk about their army. Most of Knox Sass' troops are mainly cold weapons. After all, cold weapons can truly reflect a person's strength, and their weapons are particularly large, both machetes and axes, which can also explain the culture of this city-state.
After Noxas, let's talk about Anzu again. I don't know if you have seen the movie Snow Country Train, which is about an overhead world. In order to prevent global warming, many countries launched many missiles, which accelerated the ice age.
In the back, everyone was crowded in a train. The carriage of the train is a social class, and the last one can only eat cockroaches. The first day was when I was drunk.
Similarly, Anzu City has such a structure, but their city is not a separate city, but is connected with Peter Wolf, which means that the upper class of Anzu may only be the middle or even lower class of Peter Wolf.
This is Anzu's lower level. As can be seen from the geographical location, they are even deprived of the right to see the sun. Similarly, the video of the werewolf update was also carried out under the guidance of Anzu.
Needless to say, there are more people in the middle class than the poor. They can only absorb sunlight, and their lives are not necessarily better. They can get married from nine to five, but they can also seriously enjoy human rights, which is already very good, at least relative to the lower class.
Just look at this top floor. It is connected with Peter Wolf and belongs to the most luxurious and upscale place in Anzu.
Seriously, Mrding took a good look at their universe today and found that fist companies are not good at games, but they are not small in other aspects.
There is nothing to say about music. CG is also excellent. Their story is really obscure. I just understood something that made me afraid to interpret it. . . . As long as everyone knows what this means.
Anyway, Anzu is a well-defined city-state. In fact, in theory, it is unlikely that the two city-states will go to war, because they belong to friendly relations. However, since the topic says that they will go to war, we assume that they will collapse. Let's analyze this problem from two angles.
We just saw the positive combat effectiveness. Knoxas' troops are mainly cold weapons, machetes and axes. Their creed is "I will come up to you and cut off your head".
Including the heroes of Noxas in League of Legends Canyon, most of them need to chase people, which requires higher moving speed.
On the other hand, in Anzu, their attack style is relatively rogue. They advocate technology, or some relatively contemptible combat techniques, such as lasers, poison gas and even kitchen knives/bows and arrows covered with venom.
In short, as long as I can win, I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I will win this battle in various ways. When alchemy helped Noxas attack Ionia, it directly put poison gas. A good friend's face is uglier than an enemy's, such as someone who just left the European Union. . . Sorry.
Therefore, in the frontal battle, Anzu is better.
But that doesn't mean Noxas can't win. There is another aspect.
In fact, there are no real strategists, but more scientists. Scientists may excel in some fields, but they still find it difficult to deal with people.
As mentioned earlier, Anzu City is a city with a very strict hierarchy. If the lower class is oppressed to a certain extent, it may make a lot of excessive behaviors. As the saying goes, the strongest castles are broken from the inside.
As long as Swing, the great commander of Knox Sass, can use some skills to crazily aggravate Anzu's class difficulty, Anzu will naturally fall apart without spending too much time behind him.
To sum up, this duet is like a duet between Pockmarked Zhang and Huang Shiro. It's a real knife and gun. Pockmarked Zhang couldn't do it, but Pockmarked Zhang won by strategy.
(That's all for today. Click on my picture. See you next time. )
First of all, if Noxas is determined to fight Anzu, Anzu can't stand it. After all, one is an empire and the other is a city. But Noxas will definitely pay the price.
First of all, Anzu and Peter Wolf are connected. Although Picheng wants to get rid of Anzu, if Anzu is controlled by Noxas, the good days of Picheng will come to an end, so their status is the same, and Pitwolf is a place where talents gather, and the science and technology business center of the whole rune continent is not so easy to fall. All countries will try their best to keep it here. Besides, if this place falls, the science and technology of the whole rune continent will go backwards for hundreds of years.
Anzu has a lot of black technology. At present, Victor's technology is not mature, only Ike's black technology. Jin Kesi was just a criminal, but there was an alchemist, Xin Jide, who developed a mysterious potion to make the ancient Ionian continent barren. If we fight street battles in the city, it will be too difficult for Noxas.
Besides, Anzu and Feng Nv are protected by God and will not be destroyed like a piece of paper.
Geographically, this place, Picheng Anzu, is located at the junction of two continents, which is easy to defend but difficult to attack. Noxas has no high-tech weapons, so it is really difficult to break through this barrier.
Moreover, the war between Noxas and Ionia needs Anzu's help, and it is impossible to fight.
Of course, don't forget what I said at the beginning. If Swiinlove Randle Erus is really determined to attack Anzu at the same time, then Anzu will be finished sooner or later.
If Noxas fights Anzu, Anzu has a better chance of winning, because Anzu will be down-to-earth and ordinary people can't carry it.
Let's put it this way. In the early setting, Noxas was an empire, with the power of one country against all the forces in the northern hemisphere of the whole continent of Varoland. The most famous of them was that three fronts fought at the same time, including invading Ionia, recruiting Demacia and Peter Wolf, and divided forces to plunder indigenous resources such as Giant Peak (including the Great Barrier Area), the northern ice sheet (Fred Rhodes) and Shadow Island, as well as Bilger Water, a pirate city.
In all the above activities, Anzu is an affiliate, many heroes obey Knox's high-level scheduling, and there are basically few shots of soldiers. After all, Anzuji is only a city-state, and there is only one dungeon in its sphere of influence, and it is a place with extremely bad environment, so it is understandable that there are not many people.
Now that we know the strength of Noxas, let's talk about Anzu's combat power. In the background story, it and Peter Wolf are twin cities. Because of different ideas, while focusing on Hykes technology (clean energy), they are obsessed with gold smelting technology (heavy pollution). Therefore, although many heroes and characters were born in Anzu, they don't support it, and even they often destroy it.
In that case, I think everyone knows it very well. Personally, I think that basically Noxas attacked Anzu without attacking the whole army. Just sending a legion can destroy the peaceful ancestors.
Of course, the above is just my personal opinion, and everyone is welcome to discuss it together.
First of all, let's find out whether the players in two service areas are playing or the heroes in two service areas are playing!
If players fight, Anzu's overall level is higher! However, Anzu is also a spray suit, and the spray level is no less than electricity 1. From silver to diamonds to kings, the share of spray is particularly high.
Noxas is of higher quality (except the top section)! However, Noxas is also known as Hollywood, that is, the actor zone. Noxas has a family, a complete crew, and has ruled this server for a long time. Diamond 1, the master, the actor and crew of the king, this needs no explanation. . .
In the case of heroic fighting, the hero of Noxas is: 1. Dreyfus II. Thain 3. Katrina 4. Cassiopeia 5. Le Fulan 6. Vladimir 7. Tyrone 8. Crick nine. Riven 10。 Draven 1 1. Swein 10。
Anzu's heroes are: 1, Xin Jide 2, Twitch 3, Doctor Mondo 4, Brites 5, Zack 6, Victor 7, Janna 8, Ike 9, Jin Kesi 10, Warwick 1 1, Ogat 12.
Personally, I think Noxas is a little better if it operates the same level of full-concentration!
Let's just say.
Noxas refers to a confederate country composed of a large number of city-states with the immortal fortress as the core, and Noxas continues to expand its territory.
Anzu is just a city country.
Equivalent to the difference between Germany and the Vatican.
Are you kidding? You know, Noxas is at war with Ionia Gamassia at the same time. Similar to the balance of the three kingdoms Wei.
It depends on the early and late stages and the loading situation! If they are all installed in the later stage, it must be in the early stage of Anzu, and it is definitely not as good as Noxas! Knox was very passive in the early stage and very fleshy in the late stage of Anzu.
Anzu will lose, even if Picheng joins Picheng, he will lose together.
Anzu lacks magic. If he dies, it will be Victor and Ike. Noxas recruited Iron Man, the boss of Shadow Island, as well as vampires and crows. You can win except in extreme areas.
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