A joke that satirizes people 100 words

B:100000.

A: There were more than 800,000 that month!

Yes, this is the basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

dreamer ...

Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

One day, I took a biology exam, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. Parrot: Who is it? A: Gas converter. Parrot: Who is it? Answer: gas converter ... the owner was lying at the door when he came home. The shopkeeper wants to know whose door this is: the ventilator.

A king wanted to marry a princess and put an apple on her head. Whoever wants to shoot will have a chance to marry the princess. The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin." The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi." The third man accidentally shot the princess. He said, "I'm sorry ..."