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I'm Phil. Today we will learn a new story. "".

One morning, a boy named Tony was wearing his

The bedroom is ready for school. His mother shouted.

Coming from the living room, "remember to put on a new pair.

Socks! Tony replied, "Yes, Mom,

I'll put on a new pair of socks. "His mother stressed.

I mean you should wear a new pair of socks every day! "

Tony replied again, "Yes, Mom, I'll put on a new pair."

The number of socks. "

A week later, he came out of the bedroom and said to him

Mom, "Mom, I can't wear shoes anymore."

A sock a day.

In the morning, when Danthony got dressed and went to school, his mother said to him from the living room to the bedroom, "Remember!

You must wear a new pair of socks! Tony said, "OK, Mom, I'll wear a new pair of socks." .

. Then his mother said, "I mean to wear a new pair of socks every day!" " Xu Zhiyong

Ok, mom, I will wear a new pair of socks every day.' A week later, he went from

The bedroom came out and said to her mother,' Mommy, my feet can't wear shoes anymore!'

I'm Phil. Today we will learn a new story. "".

Good news and bad news.

The soldiers have been marching and fighting. They are dirty and hot.

Tired. One day, the general announced, "Soldiers, I have some good news.

It's bad news for you. Which one do you want first? "

"Good news!" They all shouted.

"All right," said the general. "The good news is that each of you will receive it.

A whole change of clothes. "

"Long live!" The soldiers said in unison.

"Now is the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you

Will change with Tom. Tom, you will change clothes with Robert. Robert ....

Good news and bad news.

The soldiers marched and fought continuously. They are tired, hot and dirty. One day, the general announced:

"Soldiers, I have some good news and bad news for you. Which do you want to listen to first? "

"Good news!" They shouted.

"Well," said the general, "the good news is that each of you can completely change.

Clothes. "

"Ulla!" The soldiers shouted with joy.

"Now, this is bad news. Jack, you change clothes with John, John, you and Tom.

Change, Tom, you and Robert, Robert ... "

I'm Phil. Today we will learn a new story. "".

There are two people going out to eat together.

They ordered fish. So there are two fish on the table.

Usually not all fish are the same size, so

One is small and the other is big. The first person just took it away.

Big without demands and feelings.

Ashamed, or anything; Eat it. Another friend

Feeling very upset and upset, he doesn't know anything.

Speaking of which. So he thought for a moment, and then said:

"If it were me," I would take the smaller one.

First of all. Another man said, "Look! I knew it!

So I took the big one. "

I knew it.

Two people went out to eat together and ordered two fish. Soon after,

Some fish are served, but usually the fish are different in size, so they are sent.

Our fish are big and small, too. As a result, the first person let go without asking.

It's not awkward for bigger fish to be picked up and eaten.

The other party was very unhappy after seeing it, but didn't know what to say.

He thought for a moment and finally said, "If it were me, I would."

Will take the small fish first "Another man said," look! I just

Yes, that's why I took the big fish. 」

I'm Phil. Today we will learn a new story. "".

Two women are sitting on the train. It's a long journey, so

They began to talk about family businesses and their

Family members. The older of the two women said,

"oh! Oh, my God, giving birth is terrible. There is so

There are many worrying things; They always make trouble for you.

My son, he is only 20 years old, but he has already smoked.

And drinking. He always changes girlfriends. really

It sucks. I wish he could be better, but he has no such luck. I've already

I pray every day. "She then asked another.

Woman, "What about you? Do you have any kids？

How's your son? The young woman said,

"Oh, my son is no problem! He never smokes, never.

Drinking and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't even

Say a bad word. "So the older woman?

And said, "Really? That's great. You are so lucky. How old is it?

What? The young woman said, "Five months." "

Good boy

Two ladies were sitting on the train. Because of the long distance, they began to talk about their family and home.

Things. The old lady said, "Oh, my God! Having a baby is really nerve-racking! There are so many

I have to worry about things. I always get you into trouble. My son is only twenty years old, and he can already smoke.

Drinking and changing girlfriends is terrible! I hope he changes a little, and so does he.

If you don't change, you have to pray to God to bless you every day. Then she asked another lady, "What about you?

And then what? Do you have any kids？ How's the son? The lady replied, "Oh! My son didn't ask.

He never smokes, drinks, has no girlfriend, and never even says a bad word.

Words. "The older lady said," Really? Great! Your son is so lucky.

How old is the child? The young lady replied, "Five months old. 」