Seek: Complete lines of comic dialogue "Crazy Fans"

(hereinafter referred to as "Wu"): Ladies and gentlemen, Happy New Year. Thank you for giving me such warm applause, because my partner Li Weijian is trading stocks recently, and he is always trading stocks. I don't know where he went after the performance. I said I was a "stock god", and I looked at the whole "stock nerve". Hey, have courage. Look, everybody.

(hereinafter referred to as "Li"): Wow, there are so many people in this trading hall today.

Wu: Is this the trading hall?

Li; Hello, retail friends!

Wu: dispersed? I said it's time for you to hold back.

Li: What's the matter

Wu: You put all the stocks on the stage.

Li: Not shabby. Nowadays, stock trading is a fashion. You see, when I mentioned stocks, someone slapped me at the bottom.

Wu: Who applauds?

Li: Look, look, look, they are all making money.

Wu: Everyone is clapping and laughing at you.

Li: What were you doing just now?

Wu: Clap your hands and laugh at you.

Li: Applause?

Wu: Right.

Li: Which stock has gone up?

Wu: Huh?

Li: Hey, which stock goes up as soon as it goes up?

Wu: I don't understand this.

Li: Why are you so conservative?

Wu: What do you mean by conservative?

Li: Don't tell me if it is. I told them.

Wu: Why do you ask others?

Li: Aren't there many experts here today? Are making money.

Wu: How do you know?

Li: You don't know that you don't trade stocks, do you? People who make money by speculating in stocks have one characteristic.

Wu: What are the characteristics?

Li: My lips are dry.

Wu: Fuck?

Li: Hey.

Wu: Did you see it?

Li: Look, just after I finished eating, that big sister over there kept licking.

Wu: cough.

Li: Come on, sister, let's talk. What's your stock number?

Wu: Come on, what are you doing? What about this performance! Do you know that?/You know what? Besides, I'll let you quit the stock market. What a mess.

Li: Alas, pretending (Zhuang), pretending (Zhuang), that's what I hate. When I was in the stock market, I was tired of this village.

Wu: What's wrong?

Li: Yin is harmful to everyone's nature. For this kind of Zhuang, you have to do a combination boxing, sweep your legs, and then bah, spit in his face.

Wu: All right, all right. Oh, my god, my sorrow, my god, you are still trading stocks with this mentality. You forgot that sentence. The stock market is risky, so you need to be cautious when entering the market. (To be continued, if you need to add my Baidu number first, I will give it to you. The number of main words is limited. )