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Stories suitable for small classes are shorter.
Today, kindergarten starts. The little white rabbit got up early. He went to kindergarten with a smile and dignity. As I was walking, I suddenly heard someone calling from behind: Summer White Rabbit turned around. Oh, it's a duckling. The duckling waddled over with a smile. The little white rabbit asked, "Good morning! Where are you going? " The duckling said, "I go to kindergarten!" " "Two good friends, holding hands, went to kindergarten happily. As they were walking, they suddenly heard someone calling behind them: "Meow meow-"They looked back. Oh, it is Xiaohua Mall. " Good morning! Where are you going? "They asked together. Xiaohua Mall said, "I'm going to kindergarten! "Three good friends held hands and went to the kindergarten happily.
2. Story 2: "Little turtle looking for friends"
The little turtle has no friends and wants to find a good friend. When he saw a bird flying in the sky, he asked, "Bird, would you like to be friends with me?" The bird said, "No, I fly in the sky, you swim in the water, and we don't have time to play together." The monkey said, "No, I can't. I climb on the tree, you walk on the ground, I want to pick fruit, and I have no time to play with you. " Tired of walking, the little turtle rested against the big tree. At this moment, a snail came over and the tortoise asked it, "Little snail, our shell is our home. Can I be your friend? " The little snail said happily, "Yes." The little turtle finally found a friend.
3. Story 3: Tortoise and Rabbit Race
A rabbit has four legs. It jumps fast and runs fast. The tortoise has four legs, too. Climb, climb, climb slowly. One day, the rabbit met the tortoise and said with a smile, "Tortoise, tortoise, let's have a competition, shall we?" The tortoise knew that the rabbit was joking with him, staring at a pair of small eyes, ignoring it and not stepping on it. The rabbit knew that the tortoise didn't dare to race with him, and his ears jumped with joy. He made up a folk joke about him: tortoise, climb, come out early to pick flowers; Tortoise, tortoise, let's go. It's still in our mouths at night. The tortoise was angry and said, "Rabbit, rabbit, don't be proud. Let's race." "What, what? Tortoise, what did you say? " "Let's race."
Hearing this, the rabbit almost laughed: "Tortoise, do you really dare to race with me?" Ok, let's run from here and see who runs to a big tree at the foot of the mountain first. Get ready! One, two, three-"The rabbit spread its legs and ran, really fast, and soon ran far away.
Looking back, he found that the tortoise had only climbed a short distance. He thought, it is a big joke that the tortoise dares to race with the rabbit! Me, sleep here and let him climb here. No, let him climb to the front. I caught up with him in three jumps. "La la la la la la, the victory must be mine!" The rabbit leaned on the ground, closed his eyelids and really fell asleep.
Besides, the tortoise is really slow, but he keeps crawling, crawling, crawling, and so on. He was exhausted when he climbed in front of the rabbit. The rabbit is still sleeping, and the tortoise wants to have a rest, but he knows that the rabbit runs faster than him and can only win if he keeps climbing. So he kept crawling, crawling, crawling. Getting closer and closer to the tree, only a few dozen steps, a dozen steps, a few steps finally arrived.
Where is the rabbit? He's still sleeping! The rabbit woke up and looked back. Alas, why has the tortoise disappeared? Looking forward to it again, oh, great! The tortoise has climbed under the big tree. The rabbit looked worried and hurried to catch up, but it was too late. The tortoise won. The tortoise won. Rabbits run fast, while turtles run slowly. Why did the tortoise win the game instead?
4. Story 4: Chicken House
The little hen speaks like this: "cluck, cluck, cluck."
The rooster said to the hen, "Oh, I want a nest." The little hen said, "giggle, I want to live with you." A rooster and a hen live together for the first time.
Little hens lay a big egg every day, which is their little baby! The little hen began to hatch. Ah, the chicken has hatched! Chickens talk like this: "Ji Ji Ji-"
5. Story 5: When it rains
One day, the little white rabbit jumped on the grass. It looks at flowers and picks mushrooms and shavings. Really happy. Suddenly, the wind blew and it began to rain. The white rabbit quickly picked a big leaf and put it on his head as an umbrella. Rabbits will not be caught in the rain.
The little white rabbit walked and saw a chicken in front of him, barking in the rain. The little white rabbit said, "Chicken, chicken, come under the leaves to hide from the rain." The chicken said, "Thank you." They hid under the leaves to shelter from the rain together.
They walked and saw a kitten meowing in front, because it was raining. The white rabbit and the chicken cried together, "kitten, kitten, come under the leaves to hide from the rain." The kitten said, "Thank you." They hid under the leaves to shelter from the rain together.
After a while, the rain stopped and the sun came out. Kittens, chickens and rabbits play games together. They are really happy.
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