Change my wife’s name to something funny

The emperor calls his wife Zintong;

The prime minister calls his wife madam;

The literati call him Zhuo Jing;

The elegant scholar calls his broom. .

Businessmen call them wives;

Scholars call them wives.

A sour scholar calls her a lady;

A farmer calls her a aunt.

Educated people call them wives;

Ordinary people call them wives.

Young people call them daughter-in-law;

Old men call them wife.

When you are not married, you call me your girlfriend; after you get married, you call me your right nose.

Northerners call a child his mother;

Southerners call him his mother.

In mainland China, it is called lover;

In Taiwan, it is called wife.

Those who have drunk foreign ink are called Daling;

Those who are born and raised are called Nakouzi.

A person who is reluctant to leave his wife is called a sweetheart;

A person who is far away from his wife is called a treasure.

When you are affectionate to your wife, you call her dear;

When you are disgusted with your wife, you call her that girl.

People in Hebei call it "home";

People in Henan call it "inside the house";

People in Sichuan call their wives "house guest"

Jiangxi Yongxiu ! ~. . . My wife is called Guilining or Liangmamari

The names of those remote places are even more interesting:

The one who makes a nest, the one who warms the feet, the one who sleeps together,

Those who eat at the same table,

Those who sleep in the same nest,

Those who go to the fields on a slope,

They die and are buried Those who come to a pit,

One who cooks fish and steamed meat in one pot