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Between the three realms, why didn't anyone dare to kill the Monkey King?

Seventy-two changes, eye-catching, wishful golden hoop sweeping across the three realms, a fall is 108,000 miles. Earth-shaking, exorcising and protecting the Lord from learning from the West, he brought us not only the joy of childhood, but also taught us kindness and integrity.

The Monkey King, the son of the bear "Baby", made a scene in the Three Realms, frightened the Yan, and tore up the book of life and death; The East China Sea made a scene in the Dragon Palace, forcing the dragon kings of the four seas to present treasures and use anchor needles as weapons, which turned the East China Sea upside down. In Huaguo Mountain, he fought against various demon kings, and finally defeated his soldiers without fighting, and became brothers and took the mountain as the king.

God became BiMarvin and was laughed at, making a scene at the flat peach party, stealing peaches and drinking fairy wine; After getting drunk, he went to hate heaven, made a scene, and took countless pills while the old man was away. ...

The Monkey King earned enough face for his teacher after he started his career, but no one dared to provoke him. Among the three realms, there are many beings, and the qi of heaven and earth is in harmony. It's not that no one in the three worlds can beat him, but the Monkey King is powerful behind him, and most people dare not make a move. Even if the Jade Emperor tried his best to soothe the Monkey King.

Wukong's life experience and the fear of the Monkey King from all sentient beings in the three realms depend first on his unique birthstone. According to legend, this stone was a colored stone used by Nu Wa Niangniang to mend the sky, and accidentally fell on the Guo Hua Mountain on earth.

The original book Journey to the West, The First Time: The Origin of Spiritual Roots, the Practice of Mind and the Way of Life, describes it like this: "There is a fairy stone on the top of that mountain. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, 365 degrees on Sunday; Two-and four-foot circles, according to the political calendar. " There are nine holes and eight holes in the table. Nine palaces press gossip. "

The Journey to the West wrote at the beginning that this stone is extraordinary. The length, width and height of stones are all born according to the weather, place and solar terms. This is an extraordinary fairy stone. It is independent of the top of the mountain and stands out from the crowd.

No one knows its origin, and no one cares, but there are nine orifices and eight holes in the stone, which correspond to the nine palaces and eight diagrams one by one, as if they were carefully designed. And why should this immortal stone be engraved with these nine holes and eight tricks and designed to correspond to the nine palaces and eight diagrams?

These nine orifices and eight holes, one is convenient for designers to carve the Monkey King's appearance, and the other is convenient for this spiritual stone to better soak the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, so that this immortal stone can be enlightened. Moreover, the nine orifices and eight holes on this fairy stone correspond to the nine palaces and eight diagrams, so we can know that this fairy stone should be related to a Taoist tycoon.

After a long time, the essence of heaven and earth has been bathed, and this immortal stone finally gave birth to a spirit. The original book says: "... an egg is as big as a ball." Have it both ways, turned into a stone monkey. The five senses are ready ... two golden lights are transported by the eyes and shot at Dou Fu. " Jade Emperor, a great paradise, the God of the king of world will be awakened. "

When the stone tire met a gust of wind, it turned into a stone monkey. When I opened my eyes, it was "two golden lights, which went straight to Doufu." Alarmed the jade emperor in the sky. Fairy stone is a spiritual thing of heaven and earth, extraordinary and free from vulgarity, with great spiritual strength. It was not until the Monkey King was born that the Jade Emperor knew such a big thing. It can be seen that the person who can make it impenetrable should also be above the jade emperor.

Then, besides the Jade Emperor, the most powerful people in heaven are Sanqing, Jade Qing Yuan Shi Tian Zun, Qing Qing Lingbao Tian Zun and Tai Qing Moral Tian Zun, and the moral Tian Zun is what we often say, and he is one of the most active Sanqing in the whole Journey to the West.

The old gentleman, who practices secretly, has the ability to create all things in nature as he is too clear in Sanqing. What's more, he has been practicing for a long time and can refine all kinds of pills, and his strength is beyond doubt.

However, this formidable old gentleman has been employed for less than ten years (including seven years as a handyman and less than three years in practice). The monkey knocked over the blast furnace and stole countless pills. On the other hand, it is impossible for the old man not to see that the boy who told him to go to the Flat Peach Club was changed by the Monkey King. So there is only one reason, that is, the old gentleman deliberately let the Monkey King eat elixir.

In addition, we can know in the lotus lantern that even if mortals eat the elixir, even if their mana is as high as agarwood, they can't stand the spiritual power of the elixir in the body after eating a little elixir, so the Monkey King must be sealed in the body.

But the Monkey King didn't feel uncomfortable after eating, and even fell asleep in Dan's room. Say so, in addition to the Monkey King is a stone monkey, miraculous, and the Monkey King's life experience and elixir similar reasons. After all, he is also a spirit.

Later, during the jade emperor's arrest of the Monkey King, the old gentleman didn't make a move immediately, but waited until the mountain soldier would fail and Erlang God fought with him, then he took out a diamond ring and knocked the Monkey King unconscious.

It can also be seen from here that the old man is not unable to submit to the Monkey King, but let him get exercise intentionally or unintentionally. After catching the Monkey King, he put it into an alchemy furnace for refining, but the fire in the furnace is six sacred flames, which has the function of washing and refining marrow, and it is also for the Monkey King to quickly absorb the spiritual strength of the elixir.

Moreover, the relationship between the two people in the original works was hinted at as early as when the Monkey King went to the East China Sea to find weapons. As soon as he arrived in the East China Sea, the Monkey King had telepathy with the golden hoop. After seeing the anchor needle, this telepathy is more intense, so that the old and bad dirt on the anchor needle falls off one by one, revealing its original face and shining, as if welcoming the arrival of its owner.

You know, this anchor needle is also a treasure refined in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun. It can also be seen from here that the relationship between the two is extraordinary.

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Because in heaven, when immortals still need to eat flat peaches to prolong their life, Bodhi Bodhi's founder has already taught the Monkey King the magical method of immortality and the formula of consolidating the foundation and cultivating the yuan. It is enough to show that its mana is invincible between heaven and earth.

In addition, he was born with heaven and earth, and his practice time was much longer than that of the old gentleman. He was proficient in hundreds of schools, so he was probably the founder of Wanjiao.

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