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Humorous sentences about sleeping in bed on such a cold day (58 selected sentences)

1. It's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes!

2. The north wind blows and the autumn wind is cool. I get up at six in the morning and feel cool when I go out.

3. If it's sunny and old, it's better to wear long pants.

4, please remember that I am a cold person, don't be fooled by my constant madness.

5. You got lost in the fog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

6. Don't tell me it's too cold. Put on more clothes and take care of yourself. If you care about me, just buy me clothes!

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was out of my mind.

8. Take an extra coat when it's cold. Remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. Buy yourself a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

9. My body is so cold. Can you give me a hug?

1. Can you go in winter? Spring, are you coming? Where are you two dating? Reluctant to go, hot and cold.

11. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.

12. Please don't worry. Winter is certainly not just cold and lonely, but also hot meatballs in hot pot, steaming Guandong cooking, thick plush pajamas, warm quilts, and memories of winter are steaming.

13. It's so cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly!

14. Maybe it's cold, and my heart catches cold, so we won't contact each other.

15. It's a little warm one day, and it's cold one day.

16. It's winter, so take care of yourself. Wear thick clothes and look chubby, which will make others splutter.

17. It's so cold today. I'm freezing to death. Warm sweaters have to be arranged again.

18. It's cold, so is the heart blown by the wind.

19. Don't freeze yourself when it's cold. Only those who can't warm you can warm your heart.

2, silent tears, not wearing long pants really suffered.

21. It's getting colder, and I miss you more.

22, cold air, suddenly came, instantly cooled up, and the mood was not good.

23. It's cold, so taking a bath is something that you can't stop once you start.

24. It's so cold in winter. The babies are frozen and need to get warm quickly.

25. Time can dilute scars, but it can't destroy the friendship of friends; Busy can forget troubles, but not our friendship. Spring goes to summer, autumn goes to winter solstice, it's cold, remember to add clothes and take care of yourself!

26. You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.

27. If you can't find someone, buy a long sleeve.

28. Freeze to death in winter and die in summer!

29. It's cold recently. I want to make an application to join your bed.

3. Find someone to keep warm, but how can I keep warm as a single dog?

31. There is a kind of coldness, not that you feel cold, but that * * * thinks you are cold.

32. It's cold. I originally wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 1, yuan. Then I thought that it was only tens of dollars to buy some cold medicine. Well, it's better to buy cold medicine.

33. It's cold. Keep warm. May your world be warm forever.

34. Idiot, it's cold. Put on more clothes and don't get sick, or the idiot will feel distressed.

35. The moon says that missing is the most exhausting, and friendship says that it doesn't matter if we meet less, as long as we remember. It's cold, take care of yourself.

36. It rained for more than a month, and it was very cold. I should have worn a short-sleeved shirt, and I was still flustered in long sleeves.

37. I can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold and lazy to move, and the machine is stuck.

38. Put on more clothes in cold weather. Hold the object tightly if you can.

39. It's winter. When I open my closet, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.

4. Once, there was a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear them. If there is a deadline, I hope it will be a winter!

41. It's so cold today. Do you want a loving hug?

42. May cold air refrigerate your troubles and make happiness last forever.

43. Friends are like fire, and cold winter brings you warmth.

44. It's cold and shivering. Shaking is healthier!

45. On a hot day, this cold wind is a bit biting!

46. I warm you up with sincere greetings.

47. It's so cold, and my heart is getting cold. Maybe this is the right season for me.

48. I wish you love, no matter how cold or warm.

49. It's so cold. I haven't got any beautiful clothes to wear.

5, wrapped in winter, you can better appreciate the warmth of a bowl of clay pot rice. The existence of coldness may help you find something warmer.

51. whoever wants to buy me a small fur, I will consider running with him.

52, ask what is sunny, just ask someone to add a pair of long pants.

53. I like the cool weather, the warm bed, and the contact temperature between people at this time.

54. The cold wind is rustling, the temperature is falling, and you may have enough sleep.

55. It's cold, and only my mother reminds me to wear long pants.

56, there is a kind of yearning, called take care of yourself.

57. My friend, the weather has cooled down. Please keep warm and be healthy and happy!

58. Winter has come, but you haven't come yet.