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The boss sent a wechat to the employees, and the reply was so funny. What is the difference between male and female employees?

Because of the progress of science and technology, the convenience of information, the way of work communication is also changing, and the application of office communication software is also constantly extensive. The email, WeChat and QQ of the office version are constantly updated to facilitate our life and work. Therefore, the communication with leaders has gradually changed from verbal work arrangement to information arrangement. Of course, the use of Yan Wenzi and WeChat has eased our communication with our boss, which is no longer rigid, and sometimes there is a little humor to relieve the pressure at work.

What kind of WeChat will the general leaders send us? Let's go and have a look together ~? Boss: Abortion, have you finished your task today? Abortion: not yet, boss, crying. Boss: Nothing. Don't be too tired. I can't finish it. I'll let Gong Liu do it. Abortion: Boss, I will definitely work hard! Boss: Come on. Female colleagues will inevitably encounter some big and small problems in their work. Of course, it's not that our abilities have been lost to our male colleagues. Although we will receive some care, it will not affect the progress of our work. With the appropriate encouragement from the leaders, we will be more confident.

Boss: Has the plan of Qichuang Company come out? Colleague Liu: Not yet. If I don't finish it tomorrow, I won't be surnamed Liu! Boss: This is my last chance to give you. Don't cherish it, just wait! Colleague Liu:? This colleague, who will not be surnamed Liu tomorrow, obviously has a problem with the way of communication with the leader, and it is still a question whether he can keep his job. Suggest other friends to take warning ~

In the workplace, communication is really important, and the way of communication is more important. Avoid making friends with leaders. Leadership is leadership. Don't try to be friends. If you can't create benefits for the company, what's the use of the company to support you? It is the last word that the work assigned by the leaders is completed seriously and excellently. Don't think about opportunism, because it won't develop in the long run. Work only depends on ability, not ridicule.