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= = = = = = = = In the seventh year of Xiping (AD 178), the frontier fortress of Bingzhou: Wuquanguan Daying = = = = = = = = = =

My name is Liu Meng, and my hometown is Douliang County, Lingling County, Jingzhou.

It is said that my family has a house and a field, and it is endless. But since I was 15 years old, I have been troubled by that little thing. Other boys have thick Adam's apple and their voices have become hoarse, but when I open my mouth, my voice still sounds like a child. At first everyone thought it was quite new. My parents didn't care, thinking that I matured a little later than others.

But when I was 20, I still sounded like a child. But my figure is getting taller every day, and I have become a man with five big and three thick. Eyes are about the size of cattle's eyes, eight feet high, a pair of ears and fangs. Besides, I have a beard all over my face.

That time my mother and I went to visit relatives. My relative has a child named Junbao. I didn't say a word from beginning to end, because I knew my voice was strange and I was afraid that others would hear jokes. Sleep with relatives at night and get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. When I entered the left men's room, the food was too salty that night, and my mouth was still snoring, so I coughed and muttered, "It's fucking salty."

I didn't expect everyone in the ladies' room on the right to answer the phone. Maybe in the middle of the night, she squatted. ...

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