Humorous sentences that amuse oneself ridicule life!

1, as soon as I reviewed it, I found other people's heads, including printers, tape recorders and digital cameras. My head is a soymilk machine.

2. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday, and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

4. "What is friendship?" You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

5. Is there anyone like me who thinks he looks ok in the mirror? This is not the case at all when taking pictures. His voice is not bad at ordinary times, but it is really bad. I don't believe I'm the only one.

6. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat.

7. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

8. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

9. Enough is enough, just right.

10, parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and mutual deception is called generation gap.