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Middle-aged people, loudly say "check tickets".
The middle-aged man rummaged around for a while and finally found it, but he held it in his hand.
The conductor smiled at him strangely and said, "This is a children's ticket."
The middle-aged man blushed and muttered, "Isn't the child ticket the same as the disabled ticket?"
The conductor looked at the middle-aged man and asked, "Are you disabled?"
"I am disabled!" "Then show me the disability certificate."
The middle-aged man became nervous and said, "I don't have a disability certificate. When I bought the ticket, the conductor asked me for a disability certificate. I "
I must buy a child ticket.
The conductor sneered, "How can you prove that you are disabled without a disability certificate?"
The middle-aged man didn't say anything, just gently took off his shoes and pulled up his trouser legs-he was only half.
The soles of your feet
The conductor squinted and said, "I want to see my papers!" " It's the seal of the Disabled Persons' Federation. "
The middle-aged bitter gourd explained with a straight face, "I don't have a local hukou, so people don't give me a disability certificate." I am
Working in a private construction site, my boss ran away after the accident, and I have no money to go to the hospital for evaluation ... "
The train conductor arrived at the news and asked about the situation.
The middle-aged man once again explained to the conductor that he was disabled and bought a ticket with the same price as the disabled ticket.
ticket ...
The conductor also asked, "Where is your disability certificate?"
The middle-aged man said that he had no disability certificate, and then showed the conductor half a foot.
The conductor didn't even look at it. He said impatiently, "We only identify people! People with disability certificates are disabled,
You can enjoy the treatment of disability ticket only if you have a disability certificate. Hurry up and make up the ticket! "
Middle-aged people suddenly withered.
He rummaged through his pockets and luggage, and there was only a few dollars, which was not enough to make up the ticket. He shouted to the conductor.
He said, "I can't work any more after the soles of my feet were crushed by the machine." Without money, I can't go back to my hometown. "
A half-price ticket was bought for me by a fellow villager. Please go easy on me! "
The conductor said firmly, "That won't do."
The female conductor took the opportunity to say to the conductor: "Let him shovel coal at the front of the car, which is voluntary labor.
The conductor thought for a moment and said, "Good!"
An old comrade opposite the middle-aged man doesn't like it. He stood up, looked the conductor in the eye and said, "Really?"
Men? "
The conductor said inexplicably, "What does this have to do with whether I am a man or not?"
"Just tell me, are you a man!"
"Of course I'm a man." "What do you use to prove that you are a man? Show everyone your man card.
Look! "The people around you laughed.
The conductor paused and said, "I am a big man standing here." Still fake? "
The old comrade shook his head and said, "Like you, I only judge people. A man's card is a man, but not a man. "
A certificate is not a person. "
The conductor got stuck and couldn't figure out what to do at the moment.
The female conductor stepped forward to make way for the conductor. She said to the old comrades, "I'm not human. What do you have to say? "
I made a deal. "
The old comrade pointed to her nose and said, "You are not human at all!"
The conductor flew into a rage and screamed, "Watch your mouth! You said, I'm not human. What is this? ! "
The old comrade smiled slyly with a calm face and said, "Who are you? Let me see your witness.
Look ... "
The people around you laughed again.
Only one person didn't laugh. He is a middle-aged man with only half a sole. He stared at all this in front of him.
I don't know when my eyes are full of tears, and I don't know whether it is injustice, gratitude or hatred.
Not much to say, leave your name after reading it! Society needs such rumors ~
This article is taken from The Wanderer.
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