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What are some jokes about ants?

Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a big pear-the name of N country:

An ant said, "Hey, big pear" (Italy)

Another ant says, "Oh, big pear" (Australia) Hey, move it (Spain)

I'll just try (Russia) holding the house (Bulgaria) chewing pears (Kenya) to see if the pears are tender (Lebanon).

Dad, Pear (Paris)-Hehe, those two ants are father and son!

Dad, take it? (Panama)

Ants are mother and son. The little ant said, Mom, come and eat (Malaysia).

Mother ant said: Son, that's mother's pear (Madrid)

One of them saw it and shouted, what is this?

The other said, shh ... pear (Syria)

Nuclear rot (Netherlands), you won't know until you eat it. It will rot if bitten (Finland).

An ant snatched it and said, This is my pear (Austria).

An ant bit a pear and lost a tooth (Congo)

Have another bite of pear, it's poisonous! (impression)

One ant said to another ant, Brother, this is a big pear! (Costa Rica)

An ant took a bite, thought the pear was not crisp enough, and said, "It's flat." (Myanmar)

And pears! Hey! ? Luck (Iraq)

Ant A said to Ant B, Dude, what's the matter? (Jerusalem),

Ant b said to ant a: dizzy, difficult! (Yunnan)

A ant rushed up when he saw the pear, and b ant stopped him: pear, don't press it! (Libya)

Ant A is unhappy: Shit, the pear is not yours! (Liberia)

Finally, two ants divided the pears, and their mouths were full of honey dew! (Peru)

Two ants who just learned to talk, their brother said, "Sister, fruit" (America)