What are the funny jokes?

Particularly funny jokes are as follows:

1. The tortoise is hurt, so let the snail buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded in a hurry: I will die if I don't fucking come back. At this moment, a snail's voice came from outside the door: You fucking said I wouldn't go.

2. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief, so he has been sucking it through his nose. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, that's enough! Stop it! The whole class is quiet. The teacher added: Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about?

Narcissism means that you must be reborn as a woman in your next life and then marry a man like me. Despair means that I ordered two dishes in the restaurant and ate the first one: Is there anything worse in the world? Eat the second one: Shit, there really is.

5. A prisoner was shot. Bullets are produced in a county, and the quality is not good. The first shot was not fired, and then the second shot and the third shot were fired. Then the prisoner cried: strangle me, it's too scary.

6. Dung beetles and mosquitoes fell in love for the first time. Dung beetles: What do you do? Mosquito: Nurse, give me an injection. Dung beetles grabbed the mosquito's hand and wept bitterly: Fate, I am also a doctor, and Chinese medicine practitioners take medicine.

7. A man was about to jump off a building when his wife, who had just returned, shouted: Honey, take it easy, we still have a long way to go. After hearing this, the man jumped down without hesitation, and the negotiator standing by said, madam, you really shouldn't threaten him like this.

8. A meteor flashed in the night sky. I made a wish at once, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows, just when I made a wish, the meteor came back with a whoosh and said to me, big brother, are you trying to embarrass me?

9. Panda said to everyone on his birthday: I made two wishes, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is to get a color photo.

10, yesterday you went to the mountain to play, but you met a wild boar trying to eat you. At this critical moment, you shouted: Mom. The wild boar is stupefied: Baby, don't run around in the future. Look how thin you are.