What joke did everyone make about "the world is mine" because of drinking?

Drinking is indeed a familiar social way for young people nowadays. Whether it's work or entertainment or friends gathering and drinking, it's an essential project, but after drinking, different jokes will be played according to different people's wines. Today, let's talk about lemons. Those who have been drinking and blowing all over the world are my jokes!

I am the biggest after drinking, and the traffic police is not a problem. I still remember that when I was about to graduate from college that year, my friends in the dormitory went to farewell dinner together. After three rounds of drinking, all the people who should be poured fell, and I was still sober. At this time, I received a phone call from a stranger, and I don't know why I put it on speaker. The voice of the traffic police uncle came from the other end of the phone, saying that my friend was directing traffic. I turned to think, isn't he around? When did you go to direct traffic? The wine suddenly woke up. It turned out that these two idiots were stunned after drinking, and they thought they were traffic policemen, and then they directed traffic at the intersection in front of the school.

After drinking, I am the biggest, even the aunt of the administrator will run! This kind of situation will still happen in university dormitories. Every Saturday and weekend, many people don't go home. We all go out to eat hot pot, string together or drink beer. It happened that my roommate was lovelorn that day and went back to the dormitory downstairs when he was drunk. Idiot saw the administrator's aunt go up, so he came in a hug and cried and shouted, he can't go up!

I drank the most, but Wang fried four taels? My father likes playing poker very much, and sometimes he will drag us to fight the landlord or? Bayi? I drank too much once. I hit three threes against twos with 1 in the last hand, but my dad actually hit four twos, which made me wake up instantly. I still don't know whether I was wrong or my father cheated on me.

Therefore, many people will forget what stupid things they have done and what funny things they have done after drinking. Some people's stools after drinking are completely two extremes. Therefore, you must drink as little as possible at ordinary times, otherwise it is easy to make a fool of yourself.