Short lines of three inspirational sketches

Creation: Zou Zongrong

Special funny script for party building

Synopsis: Through the funny scene of criticism and self-criticism at the democratic life meeting of a party group in a certain unit, it reflects the difficulty of criticism within the party at present, and also reflects the influence of bad phenomena in society on the party.

There are 4 figures: Party leader, party member A, party member B, party member C, and the ratio of male to female is not limited.

Set props: screen, a table, 4 chairs.

The drama began.

Leader party member: (holding a notebook to the audience) There are many party member today. I want to ask you a question. It is said that it is difficult to criticize within the party. Please help me. You ask me what I do? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the leader of the inner-party group. I have just been re-elected this year, and I will hold a group meeting today. Please do me a favor. How can I not be cold? What? This phenomenon does not exist in your unit? That's because you are afraid to wash your dirty clothes in public. ... it's hard to criticize within the party now. This problem is very common. Apart from misunderstanding, it is mainly "fear". What are you afraid of? There are many things to be afraid of (snapping your fingers): criticizing your superiors for fear of affecting your future; Criticize subordinates for fear of losing tickets; Criticize peers for fear of affecting relationships; Criticize yourself for fear of losing face. (Sit down and turn over the notebook, humming "Interna Xiongnell will realize") Hey! It is time. Why haven't they come yet?

Party A, Party B and Party C came to the stage in turn with notebooks in their hands.

Party member A: It's right to hold a group meeting today and exchange ideas.

Party member B: Listen with an open mind and remember carefully. Try to shut your mouth.

Party member C: I will say what others say, and I won't offend you.

Party leader: OK, then there will be no meeting.

Party member A: dismissed! (Others do exit)

Party leader: Come back! (losing his temper) Being organized and undisciplined, are you too casual?

Party member B: Let's get to the meeting. We are ready.

Party leader: Everybody sit down. Today's Party Day activities, the branch arranged a collective democratic life meeting, carried out criticism and self-criticism, and carried out ideological mutual assistance. We will go there at this meeting ... (party member A interrupts)

Party member A: We know that we should pay attention to working methods when making suggestions. If you must find a problem, say something trivial.

Party member B: I also know that criticism and help within the party are like computer software antivirus …

Party member C: I also understand that criticizing help is a baptism of thought, just like a computer restart ...

Party leader: Wait a minute, let me talk about it when you speak, okay? …

Party member B: We don't know enough, and the leaders talk nonsense, haha ... (Laughter).

Party member A: party member is called Comrade. How can the group leader be an official position?

Party member B: The leader of the party group is equivalent to our group, so why not call him the leader?

Party leader: Stop! (striking table) Have you finished talking?

A, B and C: Well, go on!

Party leader: At today's democratic life meeting, please strictly follow party member's eight standards and seriously "look in the mirror, braid your hair, uncover the lid, rummage through the box and whip", but don't label it casually. The purpose is to correct mistakes, strengthen unity and better maintain the advanced nature of the party. I hope that everyone will be less worried about criticizing others, more courageous to criticize themselves, talk openly about problems, focus on key points and stick to the theme. ... and we must do it: if there is something, change it, and if there is nothing, avoid it. Listen with an open mind and don't turn your face. Do you understand these requirements?

A, B and C: Listen carefully!

Party leader: Well, let's talk about it when we think about it.

At this time, there were four pairs of eyes at the meeting, and no one spoke, and they were silent for a long time.

Party leader: Who said it first?

A, B and C looked at each other and bowed their heads to write something on the book.

Party leader: Who said it first?

A, B and C looked up at each other together, but they still didn't mean to talk.

Party leader: Party A, take the lead. ...

Party member A: I haven't decided yet.

Party A's leader: Party B, why don't you? ...

Party member B: I haven't considered maturity yet.

Party leader: Party C, why don't you ...

Party member C: I just glanced at it, and it upset me when you shouted …

Party leader: Everyone is staring at each other, and no one is talking. Why do you want to sit in and demonstrate? (Pause for a moment) Where did you say so much just now? Sing, sit and sing. I won't fart when I get to the stage. Who goes first ... (interrupted by three people)

A, B and C: Why not put it first? (to the group leader together)

Party leader: What?

A, B and C: You go first.

Party leader: me? (surprised)

A, B and C: Yes! .

Party member A: Let's start with the length of a regiment. Let's talk about the suspected usurpation of the party and power.

Party leader: nonsense (a little angry)! You are ... you go online for no reason, and you don't want to be picky. (Pause for a moment) All right, I'll start the conversation.

Party member B: Leaders' speeches must be reliable. Let's do it.

Party leadership: I'll make a self-criticism, and clean up the dust for myself first. Hmm ... hmm ... (clears throat) Looking at the detailed comparison of party constitution, I have many questions, so I won't go into details because time is limited. To sum up, there are six ... (party member C interrupts)

Party member C: Oh? So much? Come on, let's hear it.

Party leadership: First, I didn't study hard enough and only made two notes; Second, the demonstration effect is not very good. I was late for the last delivery; Third, the working methods are not well thought out, and sometimes the voice is very high; Fourth, contact with the masses is not extensive, and they turn around the leaders every day; Fifth, the concept of discipline is not strong, and leadership secrets are everywhere; Sixth, it is difficult to dominate at critical times, and the face will turn red when drinking liquor …

Party member A: Team leader, your speech was wonderful. (thumbs up)

Party member B: That's awesome.

Party member C: You made it up really well ...

Party leader: Oh?

Party member C: You are too modest.

Party leader: I haven't finished yet, and I have to analyze the reasons! (Pause for a moment) The main reason is that I don't study hard in theory, and my party spirit exercise is a little loose. If these two things are done, the east wind will surely overwhelm the west wind. ... well, that's what I'm saying. Let's listen to everyone's speeches.

Party member A: The group leader's speech inspired me a lot. I also want to make a self-criticism. Uh-huh, (clearing his throat) I am far from qualified party member, and the main problem is "six modernizations" …

Party member B: What? Six transformations or greening?

Party member A: Don't interrupt. (pause for a moment) First, the enterprise is a little degraded, and I didn't want to climb up; Second, the concept of organizational discipline is a bit diluted, and sometimes you don't take time off when you go out; Third, the vanguard and exemplary role is a bit weakened, and the dirty work is a bit scary; Fourth, dedication is a bit alienated, looking forward to sending money every day; Fifth, personal hygiene has deteriorated a bit, and shaving takes a week; Sixth, interpersonal communication is a bit materialized, and melon seeds are exchanged for sweet potatoes ...

Party member B: You talk nonsense. What melon seeds are sweet potatoes replaced with?

Party member A: Once you gave me a bag of fried melon seeds, and the next day I gave you a baked sweet potato, remember? (at b)

Party member B: Yes, yes, that's true. What does this have to do with the word party member?

Party member A: Yes! Explain that the principle of market trading has been brought to the party …

Party leader: Yes, that makes sense. Go ahead.

Party member A: I won't analyze the reasons. Stay close to the team leader, that's all.

Party leader: OK, who will continue?

Party member B: I said. Don't ask me questions, just say a few (pause): once I listened to the report collectively, I was joking below; Excellence is not positive, and you will be satisfied if you don't criticize; Poor awareness of traffic laws and regulations, often do not take zebra crossings; Sometimes I take the elevator after work, and it is still crowded when I am overloaded; The revolutionary will is not strong, and I feel dizzy every time I take a shower; Without ideals and fantasies, I look forward to winning the grand prize every day; The upper reaches had a group dinner and drank red wine and white wine. I'm talking about specific things, not like you. You are welcome to criticize and correct me, that's all.

Party leader: It's your turn (pointing to C).

Party member C: I'm a new party member. I don't have that many questions. Can I not talk about this?

Party leader: That won't do. There are problems with New party member and New party member, so you can say whatever you want, even if you don't show your attitude.

Party member C: If I have to, I'll keep it simple!

Party leadership: Yes, get to the point.

Party member C: I have just joined the Party organization, and I have little practice in inner-party life. I still don't have a strong sense of party member: I should be asked to report my thoughts, urged to pay party dues, and called to organize activities. Sometimes I don't understand. Last time the Central Committee held a plenary session, I didn't show up because of something. I don't know if I was called. I don't know the details ... (Others laugh at him and are interrupted by party member A)

Party member A: Who are you? The plenary session of the Central Committee is calling you. Are you a member of the Central Committee?

Party member C: Commissioner and party member, are there any differences between these two members? Isn't everyone in the party equal?

Party member B: How fresh? You'd better wait

Party leader: Party C, are you finished?

Party member C: No, (go on) I don't like unhealthy tendencies within the Party. A few leading cadres in party member engage in corruption, which affects the prestige of the Party and damages its body. I have a good idea about this ... (the group leader interrupts)

Party leader: Do you have any good ideas?

Party member C: My thoughts on unhealthy trends are: I don't complain, I'm not discouraged if I can't get it, and I'm welcome if I have the opportunity ...

The other three people were surprised: Oh! What do you do? What do you do? ...

Party member C: No, no, no (change your mouth quickly), I made a mistake. I mean, I'm angry with other people's unhealthy tendencies, and I'm very proud of myself. The central government has made great efforts to punish corruption, and it is also very assured that corrupt elements will be brought to justice.