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Xiao Ming and his teacher had a long joke.

Xiao Ming was thrown from 15 floor. Why nothing? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

During the eight years of Anti-Japanese War, the people were poor, but Xiao Ming lived a life of food and clothing. Why? Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

Wang Xiaoming was once again thrown from the 13 floor. Why? A: Because there is no14th floor.

An adventurer took Xiaoming to explore the desert. Why did he come back safely? Because Xiaoming is a camel.

Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time? A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died.

Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why? Because Xiaoming was left in the desert.

Later, people knew that Xiao Ming had been left in the desert, but they only found a lunch box in the desert, but they never found Xiao Ming. Why? A: Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

When people know the truth, they no longer care about Xiao Ming. What should Xiaoming do in the future A: jump from 15 floor.

Xiaoming was heartbroken because he knew he was a lunch box, and jumping off a building couldn't kill him. How can he change his destiny? A: Become a camel and go to the desert with adventurers.

God granted Xiaoming's wish to become a camel, but Xiaoming was still very sad. Why? A: Because he found himself thrown from the15th floor and would die.

In the end, Xiao Ming was alone, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being thrown to death. After his death, he continued to make a wish to God that he would not be so lonely in his next life. Many brothers and sisters wanted to get rid of the bad luck of being thrown from the 15 building forever. (Article source: www.weimeimao.com)

With the passage of time, Xiaoming's new reincarnation began. When he opened his eyes again after reincarnation, Xiao Ming was very excited because God realized his wish again. But at the moment when Xiao Ming looked back, Xiao Ming was disheartened and said with emotion, "Why did nature make people?" Because Xiaoming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes. ...