Gourmets tell funny sentences.

A selection of funny sentences about eating goods

1, the last words of a foodie: Anything else, give me a sea fishing and two waiters.

2. The teacher criticized his classmates: "Yes, you are a typical one." Classmate's reaction: chestnuts?

3. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

If you are not a real foodie, you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but".

5, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.

6. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

7, eating goods is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

8, it is said that eating vegetables will not fail ... because eating vegetables is too heavy, high numbers will not fail.

9. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, come uninvited to talk about a meal and love.

10, some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

1 1. People who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

12, "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."

13, the biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that there is no room in your stomach, which is very sad.

14, which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

15. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in your mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

16, thin people are cruel to eat for fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

17. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

18, thin eating is the best food.

19, once the sea was difficult for water, shredded chicken legs with fish flavor.

20. Man is iron and rice is steel.

2 1, dad said, eat less of your own and eat others mercilessly.

22. Eating means that others are full after two bites. You can still eat two bites when you are full.

23. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry at most …

I only eat four meals a day ... breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

25, eating is actually great, TA is in danger of death from obesity, and still keeps eating.

26, no longer do foodie, courtiers really can't do it!

27. The highest level of eating goods is eating.

28. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

29, life is alive, you should not be embarrassed about the word "food".

30. I'm just a qualified foodie, full of disappointment.

3 1 Is there anything better than eating delicious food?

32. When the food is good, you forget everything when you eat it.

33. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl …

34, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, I can only say that I am good at raising.

35. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

I sold my snack bag that day and used the money to buy a house.

37. There are three bowls left after eating one bowl.

38. I just don't like these foods.

39. Wherever you go, the first thing is to see where there is delicious food.

40. I either eat or watch some delicious food online every day.

4 1, I feel like I ate everything in the supermarket.

42. What is eating goods? Can I eat?

43. Every time I eat, I like to take a photo. Later, I opened the photo album of my mobile phone and finally knew how fat people were formed.

44. I am not a foodie. I just want to find a safe place to put my food.

45. Yes, this thing must be edible.

46. Food is the most important thing for people. What can be bigger than the sky?

47. I have a bad appetite today. Just cook two soups, three dishes and four meats for lunch.

48. Before eating, I will touch my stomach and thighs, and then continue to eat.

49. Learning English well means ordering more food.

I'm not a big eater. I just want to eat anything delicious.

5 1, eating is a kind of knowledge, an art, and a spiritual realm of pursuing good things, so don't call me a foodie, call me gluttonous.

52. "You are a foodie, why do you have to come out with me!" "The goods are not single."

53. What is the antonym of "fate"? Most people think of "death" and eat something different from what you think. People think it is "cooked".

54. Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen. ...

55. On the patriotism in the heart of eating goods: you can't lose an inch of land. Who knows what will grow delicious?

56. Eating Chorus: The wind is roaring, the horse is barking, and the rice is roaring! Eating goods is roaring! Pasta and rice are piled high, and pickles are set. In the mountains, there are a lot of game bacteria! In the Jianghu, the fish, shrimp and crab sauce tastes just right! Pick up a big bowl and a small bowl, waving chopsticks and spoons!

For foodies, "loss of appetite" is a legend.

58. The mouth that eats food has two basic purposes: one is to eat and the other is to lose weight.

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